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Unread 6 Jun 2005, 13:25   #1
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Decidedly Unpleasant...
The other day I had the misfortune of needing to use some public toilets while I was going about my daily business.

We all know the feeling... the one of rising urgency... until you simply can't think of anythin else and you start to walk funny... To my credit, and their credit, the facilities I chose to avail of were in an acceptable, hygienic condition. Upon entering them... I noticed a faint aroma of cheese/onion. Thinking nothing of it, I casually strolled up to the urinal of my choice and started to go about my [very urgent...] business. While I was experiencing blissful sensations of relief, I heard a faint plop . Of course this was nothing unusual in itself, until I heard a faint rustle... accompanied by a *crunch,crunch, chomp chomp*

Is it me or is this... ehm.. an extremely odd/unpleasant thing to do?
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Unread 6 Jun 2005, 13:28   #2
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Eat your own shit?
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I hope not... I think it was a packet of cheese and onion crisps.. but eating while you happen to be excreting at the same time? *shudder*
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Im betting that wasnt Cheese and onion crisps you were smelling.
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Eating while taking a shit is against nature and offensive to God.
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Just as Jesus said whilst on the cross.
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Im a bit of a hygiene freak so eating on the toilet is a big no no for me.

Im waiting for someone to say 'Elvis ate cheeseburgers on the toilet'
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For the fun of it you should have knocked on the toilet-door asking if you could have a cheese crisp
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For the fun of it you should have knocked on the toilet-door asking if you could have a cheese crisp
He might have got something solid and cheesy, but i doubt it would have been crispy unless the guy was a burns victim.
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Im betting that wasnt Cheese and onion crisps you were smelling.
You'll understand if I say I really hope it wasn't.....
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He might have got something solid and cheesy, but i doubt it would have been crispy unless the guy was a burns victim.
Does lighting your own farts count?
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Does lighting your own farts count?
I was thinking that the crunching was the fact the guy next door was wearing 3 week old , urine , faeces and semen encrusted boxer shorts which at one point bore a vague resemblance to the colour white, but now resembled something you see homeless people sheltering under on motorway on-ramps.

Where IS KaneED anyway?
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I was thinking that the crunching was the fact the guy next door was wearing 3 week old , urine , faeces and semen encrusted boxer shorts which at one point bore a vague resemblance to the colour white, but now resembled something you see homeless people sheltering under on motorway on-ramps.

Where IS KaneED anyway?
I'm pretty sure sunday wasn't in the cubicle...
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Im a bit of a hygiene freak so eating on the toilet is a big no no for me.

Im waiting for someone to say 'Elvis ate cheeseburgers on the toilet'
he died.
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I was thinking that the crunching was the fact the guy next door was wearing 3 week old , urine , faeces and semen encrusted boxer shorts which at one point bore a vague resemblance to the colour white, but now resembled something you see homeless people sheltering under on motorway on-ramps.

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