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Unread 2 Aug 2006, 15:37   #1
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made me laugh

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.



right, am off again now

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Unread 2 Aug 2006, 16:06   #2
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Re: made me laugh

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Unread 2 Aug 2006, 16:10   #3
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Re: made me laugh

That's not a link to a pic of madi nod :mad:
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Unread 2 Aug 2006, 16:10   #4
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Re: made me laugh

whats 1*2*3*4*5?

FIVE!
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Re: made me laugh

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That joke makes me cry tears of joy
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Re: made me laugh

I've heard this joke before, it made me laugh the first time I heard it.
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Re: made me laugh

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Is it bad I understood and then laughed at this?
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Re: made me laugh

The dinosaurs face when he says "A PARTY OF FUNCTIONS!" made me laugh more than the joke
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Re: made me laugh

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That joke makes Baby Jesus cry.
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Re: made me laugh

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The dinosaurs face when he says "A PARTY OF FUNCTIONS!" made me laugh more than the joke
The joke has been done much better than in that comic strip.
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