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Unread 16 Feb 2006, 23:00   #1
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Unhappy [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Ok. so. This bitch is CRAZY.

We went to Highschool together, and vaguely I knew her. So we start dating, it's a long distance relationship. We'd been together for 3 weeks and she tells me that she loves me. That's not good. I dont want to hear that shit, keep it to yourself. So I wisely decline to respond. Couple of weeks later, she keeps sending me SMS messages that sya things like

'Don't ever leave me.'
'You are my everything.'
'I'm like totally enjoying stalking you.'
'I dream of waking up next to you every morning married.'
'What kind of kids names do you think you'd like?'
'I'd like to move up there.'

So I was like whoa, we need to slow the **** down. She says she can't, so I said I was having doubts, and I break up with her.

The bitch completely flips.

She calls and refuses to get off the phone with me, beging, saying she will do anything and crying. She says that she refuses to let me break up with her, an d that I'm lying about wanting to break up with her.

The next day, I wake up, get dressed etc. and am about to leave for the airport. Open my door, and she's standing there.

She drove 300 miles to come up here.

She refuses to leave, saying that if she does then reality will kick in etc. I'm a little confused myself. Then she wants me to kiss her and I refuse. Anyway, I tell her that I'm late and I have to go. She refuses to leave again. So I compromise and say we can just be friends. Ok, she says.

So I leave and she says shes going to use my bathroom and then leave, since I was extremely late.

I get a SMS message about 10 minutes later.

THE ****ING BITCH STOLE MY STUFFED DOG SINCE I HAD FROM THE AGE OF ONE!

She has called me at LEAST 6 times a day since we broke up, sent at LEAST 9 SMS messages a day, sent me at LEAST 20 online messages a day, all of which I have ignored.

She just now, as I am writing this, sent me one saying, "I thought we were going to be friends? Why are you doing this to me? My dad just had a stroke, I had a car accident and a friend of mine died. I need a friend and you're not there."

What the **** am I supposed to do?

I feel like such a shithead, but I don't want to be rude and tell her to **** off, but I really don't want to talk to her anymore.

Why won't she just leave me alone and let me be?

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Unread 16 Feb 2006, 23:02   #2
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

maybe if you werent such a wanker itd be fine
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Unread 16 Feb 2006, 23:03   #3
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

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maybe if you werent such a wanker itd be fine
Wtf did I do wrong? She's ****ing psycho.
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Unread 16 Feb 2006, 23:05   #4
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

i would say try and be her friend, but that would actually probably be unhealthy, change your online IM account and your phone number, if you can, convince her that you are actually dead...
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Unread 16 Feb 2006, 23:13   #5
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Tell her you killed her friend, gave her dad that stroke and cut her brake lines. Also in future I'd advise getting involved with mentally unbalanced individuals slightly less.
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Congratulations, you found the most valuable item on the GD scavenger hunt list!

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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Just tell her to **** off.

Block her calls, ignore her sms and don't dare feel guilty when she tries to kill herself (she won't actually manage it).
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Send her a card...

I'm sure Hallmark do a "You're completely mental, please stay away"

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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

man, shes ****ing sycho
tell her shes pretty and she could easily find another bf and she deserves a better person and all that crap or stick with her and go for the ass, since she said she would do anything
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you deserve each other.
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given your 'sense of humour' its very sweet of you to offer me your idol as a life partner.
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Get back together with her, taker her up in your plane, open the door.......
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Get back together with her, taker her up in your plane, open the door.......
It crossed my mind...
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given your 'sense of humour' its very sweet of you to offer me your idol as a life partner.
i aim to please.

my aim is usually a little off, and lands in the swimming pool

oh well
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Report her to the police.

OR

try to have her committed.
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tell her shes pretty and she could easily find another bf and she deserves a better person and all that crap or stick with her and go for the ass, since she said she would do anything

actually, i have heard much worse ideas than this
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

im presuming shes really fat and or ugly, and you led her on out of a sense of desperation
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

No... shes actually fairly good looking and rich... believe it or not.
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

This is a classical pick any two attributes scenario; Rich, beatifull, sane

I mean, you're never going to end up with all three, so just marry the bitch. Atleast life will be interesting
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Tell her yeh, you understand that she loves you, and youll take her back if

1. She buys the house and agrees to marry you, but the house is in your name.
2. She agrees to take it in any orifice of your choosing at any time, wearing any outfit, no matter what, at your command.

Now if she goes through with this, face it, you dont have a wife, you have a bitch. Youll be living the dream, a rich woman that will do anything for you. Yeh, she might be a bit clingy, but thats a tiny price to pay for having a trophy wife that takes it up the shitter.
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Tell her you used to play planetarion and the problem will solve itself.
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Qazok, you must be hung like a horse...
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I do have a question though, why did you let a bizzare weirdo chick who just drove 300 miles to your house without telling you and waited for you to emerge stay in your house unsupervised?!
If this woman infact exists, then she seems to be in need of 3 rolls of rubber wallpaper an a full frontal lobotomy.
Run. Run you fool.
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I do have a question though, why did you let a bizzare weirdo chick who just drove 300 miles to your house without telling you and waited for you to emerge stay in your house unsupervised?!
If this woman infact exists, then she seems to be in need of 3 rolls of rubber wallpaper an a full frontal lobotomy.
Run. Run you fool.
That made no sense whatsoever.
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Send her a late Valentine's with;

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A winner is you.
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if you take kuras and incubus' replies: i would go with kuras.



go for the filthy sex man, you know it makes sense!
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

wait a second guys

you're all advising him about what to do with the girl

i'm pretty certain he knows to "ignore her"

i'm sure what he really wants to know is how to get this stuffed dog back.

HE HAD IT SINCE THE AGE OF 1, BRUVVA!

that just isn't cricket.






(ps i'm actually being serious here, if some girl took my teddy i've had since i was one i'd be PISSED)
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wait a second guys

you're all advising him about what to do with the girl

i'm pretty certain he knows to "ignore her"

i'm sure what he really wants to know is how to get this stuffed dog back.

HE HAD IT SINCE THE AGE OF 1, BRUVVA!

that just isn't cricket.






(ps i'm actually being serious here, if some girl took my teddy i've had since i was one i'd be PISSED)
Man I am pissed. And I appreciate your sentiment, really.

Update:

Yesterday I got a suicide note.
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Man I am pissed. And I appreciate your sentiment, really.

Update:

Yesterday I got a suicide note.
If you know the name of any of her family or freinds you may want to give them a ring (even if you dont know them) and let them know whats going on. She needs some kind of support system/ intervention.
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get her to tape her suicide in an mpeg.

we need something fun to watch
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Yesterday I got a suicide note.
If she tells you about it / 'threatens' you with killing herself, she won't do it anyway, it's just a desperate scream for attention (been a simiilar situation with a girl who said those kind of things myself before).

Basically ignore her, including those notes. It's not serious untill she starts mailing you body-parts.
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If you know the name of any of her family or freinds you may want to give them a ring (even if you dont know them) and let them know whats going on. She needs some kind of support system/ intervention.
She's ALREADY told him.

She has no friends.

And her dad is on death's door.

HE'S HER ONLY HOPE.

(what a bastard for ignoring her!)


PS how's it looking on the getting-dog-back front?
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I don't really see the problem tbh...

oh wait.. I do..
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shit, perfect solution: get her to will you your stuffed dog back, its win/win
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marry her and have many children?
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So three questions, how old, how rich and just how good lookin?

Been a while since I seduced a nutjob, but I might be up for it.. albeit a little rusty.
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could you introduce her to GD?

we could help her.


I'm not sure what we'd help her to do exactly but hey.
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Yeah but seriously, I am great with this sort of woman. I usually find women who are completely emotionally destroyed, restore their faith in humanity and themselves and then give em a big grin as they leave me for the tall, good lookin guy with the sports car. I'm the Saint Francic of Asicee of the woman world...

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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

unfortunatly this is a hard cituation to deal with you need to figure out for your self weather she means anything to you if she dosent then ignore here like u were but if she does mean something to u then you need to give her surport you need to be there for her as she is haveing a hard time dealing with things u dont need to get back with her but just try and be friends have paitence with her as she say odd things

bottom line horemones make you do and say stupid things dont judge her to mutch for the things she does when she feels low or alone


try beeing nice she odviously cares for u


ok thats my months worth of beeing nice
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Another Update, been putting it off all weekend.

Friday she told me that she popped an entire bottle of pills when she was home alone, and that she started shaking and passed out. Then she told me next thing she knew she woke up in alot of vomit. I was none too pleased. Anyway, I told her that we need to take the weekend off from talking. She also refused to send Wrinkles (the dog) back.

So the weekend was great, didn't think about her etc. and it was perfection. Sunday she sends me a message that says "Am I allowed to talk to you now?" and I found myself thinking, I really wish she wouldn't. So how do I go about not talking to her without her flipping out and trying to kill herself?

Also, I just want my ****ing dog back. I'm about ready to lose my temper and patience with her, and I cant get the images of me sending a hit squad to get him back out of my head.

What to do....
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"Send my dog back, I'll think about it" sounds like a start.
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m8 if she is telling you this sort of thing she is asking you for attention just talk to her but keep her feeling like she is ok and not left by her self feeling alone will push her to beeing more extreme. try talking to help her to sort her self out
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

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Ok. so. This bitch is CRAZY.

We went to Highschool together, and vaguely I knew her. So we start dating, it's a long distance relationship. We'd been together for 3 weeks and she tells me that she loves me. That's not good. I dont want to hear that shit, keep it to yourself. So I wisely decline to respond. Couple of weeks later, she keeps sending me SMS messages that sya things like

'Don't ever leave me.'
'You are my everything.'
'I'm like totally enjoying stalking you.'
'I dream of waking up next to you every morning married.'
'What kind of kids names do you think you'd like?'
'I'd like to move up there.'

So I was like whoa, we need to slow the **** down. She says she can't, so I said I was having doubts, and I break up with her.

The bitch completely flips.

She calls and refuses to get off the phone with me, beging, saying she will do anything and crying. She says that she refuses to let me break up with her, an d that I'm lying about wanting to break up with her.

The next day, I wake up, get dressed etc. and am about to leave for the airport. Open my door, and she's standing there.

She drove 300 miles to come up here.

She refuses to leave, saying that if she does then reality will kick in etc. I'm a little confused myself. Then she wants me to kiss her and I refuse. Anyway, I tell her that I'm late and I have to go. She refuses to leave again. So I compromise and say we can just be friends. Ok, she says.

So I leave and she says shes going to use my bathroom and then leave, since I was extremely late.

I get a SMS message about 10 minutes later.

THE ****ING BITCH STOLE MY STUFFED DOG SINCE I HAD FROM THE AGE OF ONE!

She has called me at LEAST 6 times a day since we broke up, sent at LEAST 9 SMS messages a day, sent me at LEAST 20 online messages a day, all of which I have ignored.

She just now, as I am writing this, sent me one saying, "I thought we were going to be friends? Why are you doing this to me? My dad just had a stroke, I had a car accident and a friend of mine died. I need a friend and you're not there."

What the **** am I supposed to do?

I feel like such a shithead, but I don't want to be rude and tell her to **** off, but I really don't want to talk to her anymore.

Why won't she just leave me alone and let me be?

Help GD.
You should have had less sex with her.
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Another Update, been putting it off all weekend.

Friday she told me that she popped an entire bottle of pills when she was home alone, and that she started shaking and passed out. Then she told me next thing she knew she woke up in alot of vomit. I was none too pleased. Anyway, I told her that we need to take the weekend off from talking. She also refused to send Wrinkles (the dog) back.

So the weekend was great, didn't think about her etc. and it was perfection. Sunday she sends me a message that says "Am I allowed to talk to you now?" and I found myself thinking, I really wish she wouldn't. So how do I go about not talking to her without her flipping out and trying to kill herself?

Also, I just want my ****ing dog back. I'm about ready to lose my temper and patience with her, and I cant get the images of me sending a hit squad to get him back out of my head.

What to do....
pay her a visit and get back your dog and tell her to **** off
just one thing, is she really that ****ing ugly? The kind of people who do this kind of thing usually are ugly people or fat ladies who never get a bf...
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Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Firstly get your stuffed dog back.

Secondly when you got into this relationship you must have known she had a few problems in her life, it takes two to tango and you chose to tango. Normally if you take up a long distance relationship it means you are really into the person seeing as you cant see her day to day etc. This was a hint to her to get clingy. You have no one else to blame for the way she reacted apart from yourself for initiating the relationship.

Admittadly she is psycho, but she has her problems. If I was in your position I would be friends. Let her get her head sorted out, then speak to her. If you care about her, which you obviously did because you started a long term relationship then you would do this.

Finally you know you arent handling this well

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I feel like such a shithead
Try and get to the point where she calms down and then make up some bullshit about how you cant do a relationship.

I know I have said something different compared to the majority here, but you are partly to blame. Im not saying you are a bad guy or you are completly in the wrong, on the contrary shes a ****ing nutter, but deal with it. You were willing to shag her, now she wants more commitment you shy away and let her deal with the consequences. Fair enough you are a bloke, and we dont want to hear that but maybe you gave her false hope which she (wrongly) clinged onto. Coupled with her ****ed up head she needs you even if it is for her to feel attached to her.

In other news my best friend at uni (whos female) had a cousin visit her. I kinda pulled her. The reason I did this is I think ive broken up with my gf, anyway shes 21 and lives in London. She is stunning, beautiful, intelligent, funny etc etc. I have now started a half long distance relationship and hopefully I have no regrets about it. (Shes also a virgin which can be good, but might be a hint she isnt willing to have sex, although that doesnt bother me as the whole fun of dating and courting is so much more fun than sex atm)
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In other news my best friend at uni (whos female) had a cousin visit her. I kinda pulled her. The reason I did this is I think ive broken up with my gf, anyway shes 21 and lives in London. She is stunning, beautiful, intelligent, funny etc etc. I have now started a half long distance relationship and hopefully I have no regrets about it. (Shes also a virgin which can be good, but might be a hint she isnt willing to have sex, although that doesnt bother me as the whole fun of dating and courting is so much more fun than sex atm)
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