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13 Feb 2006, 18:36
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I got teabagged
By a stripper.
We had a bachelor party for a friend of mine that was married on saturday. So we called 2 strippers and got about $300 worth of booze.
By the time they got there we were all thouroghly trashed, and they started giving dances. So they lay me down on my back on the floor and start dancing on me and the blonde has her ass over my face. Then, all of the sudden, she drops her ass and BAM busts my nose open.
They wanted me to spank them but I was bleeding so I made my way to the bathroom.
They offered to make it up to me with a private dance but I declined.
I feel shorted.
And alone.
Hold me horn.
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13 Feb 2006, 18:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I got teabagged
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
By a stripper.
We had a bachelor party for a friend of mine that was married on saturday. So we called 2 strippers and got about $300 worth of booze.
By the time they got there we were all thouroghly trashed, and they started giving dances. So they lay me down on my back on the floor and start dancing on me and the blonde has her ass over my face. Then, all of the sudden, she drops her ass and BAM busts my nose open.
They wanted me to spank them but I was bleeding so I made my way to the bathroom.
They offered to make it up to me with a private dance but I declined.
I feel shorted.
And alone.
Hold me horn.
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Why did this apparantly female stripper have testicles?
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13 Feb 2006, 18:45
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Re: I got teabagged
She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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13 Feb 2006, 18:50
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Behe
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Arizona
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Re: I got teabagged
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
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Lol, muffin bumped?
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13 Feb 2006, 19:07
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Re: I got teabagged
I really wanted to spank some ass too.
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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13 Feb 2006, 19:34
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Blumenau, SC - Brazil
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Re: I got teabagged
how lucky...
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13 Feb 2006, 19:53
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: I got teabagged
Y'know they charge €300 for that little privalage in Prague...
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14 Feb 2006, 12:12
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: I got teabagged
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Y'know they charge €300 for that little privalage in Prague...
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They charge £60-80 for sex in a strip club. The more you pay the more "extras" you get. They also have the whole thing laid out for you on a restaurant type menu, with girls constantly coming up to you asking if you'd like to **** them.
This is all in the most commercialized strip club in Prague (Darlings. Cabaret). Quite intimidating really.
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14 Feb 2006, 12:59
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: I got teabagged
We have a blowjob bar here in Imabari called facial health, 5000 yen (25 quid, 50 dollars) a pop... literally.
Or so I hear
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14 Feb 2006, 18:02
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Re: I got teabagged
What's funny is that the bachelor got sucked off and the rumors that he ****ed them both are yet to be confirmed.
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
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14 Feb 2006, 18:21
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: I got teabagged
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
What's funny is that the bachelor got sucked off and the rumors that he ****ed them both are yet to be confirmed.
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What a lucky bride!
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14 Feb 2006, 18:23
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: I got teabagged
Quote:
Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
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14 Feb 2006, 18:28
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: I got teabagged
itd be classic internet funny if he got aids from one of the strippers
or even both!
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14 Feb 2006, 18:47
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: I got teabagged
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
itd be classic internet funny if he got aids from one of the strippers
or even both!
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even more so if Quazok got Face AIDS from the one that sat on him!
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