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17 May 2006, 14:10
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
I think i might instruct my driver to 'drive dangerously' at the start in the hope it takes all of you front runner fags out.
how id laugh
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At best hes going to take out 2 or 3 people "around" your position, meaning behind the front row.
Im happy with those odds.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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17 May 2006, 14:11
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1up on you
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Re: Online racing manager game
Can everyone change there names to online names so its easier to recognise people ;/ I see myself as a pioneer of this....
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17 May 2006, 14:17
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Re: Online racing manager game
yeh - it'll be better if you know exactly who each person is for the race report.
Oh and in my other game I managed to crash into my team mate who was in first and knock him out of the race... I finished 6th...
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17 May 2006, 14:20
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Re: Online racing manager game
I play team orders in the other game, as we both spend time doing setup to get the run order just right for each race.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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17 May 2006, 14:22
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Re: Online racing manager game
yeh, but i was selfish and wanted to win.
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17 May 2006, 14:30
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Re: Online racing manager game
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So did I, but I actually bothered to set up my car properly
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Hard to get a set up when the driver can't complete any testing laps without destroying everything in sight, I was looking on the forum and they have changed the formula for testing so there is a lot more crashes or something.
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17 May 2006, 15:17
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Re: Online racing manager game
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Yeh, brag about it while you can, im already kicking your ass in warmup times boy.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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17 May 2006, 15:18
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Re: Online racing manager game
i'm hoping my race strategy pulls through and saves me from that hilariously embarrassing qualifying session. the warm-ups with an almost reasonable 7th shown some promise.
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17 May 2006, 15:49
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Re: Online racing manager game
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Can everyone change there names to online names so its easier to recognise people ;/ I see myself as a pioneer of this....
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no
i did it first
because when it asked for my name i put in Jammy Jim on the signup thing.
you copied me
fag
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17 May 2006, 19:07
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Yeh, brag about it while you can, im already kicking your ass in warmup times boy.
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Yes because warmups are the most important part of the race!
You just wait for Team Hondjerkat!!
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17 May 2006, 19:17
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Re: Online racing manager game
Do you and jerome have a teacher/pupil relationship?
Myself and crusie are quietly confident. The fact she is female is good as well, makes us more unique. We decided against any actual race strategy and randomly clicked stuff. We are pioneers of the nickname thing regardless of what JJ says.
However the reason why we will win is we didnt bother with all that technical shite. Instead what we are doing is having coordinated coloured helmets. Both pink helmets should mean that when we win, we win with style.
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17 May 2006, 20:20
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Yes because warmups are the most important part of the race!
You just wait for Team Hondjerkat!!
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Thunder , Thunder , Thunder , Thunderkats ..... stop after 1 lap because their engines blow up
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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17 May 2006, 20:28
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Re: Online racing manager game
43 minutes to start your engines gentlemen!
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17 May 2006, 20:30
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
43 minutes to start your engines gentlemen!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 May 2006, 21:15
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Re: Online racing manager game
What a ****ing disaster
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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17 May 2006, 21:25
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Online racing manager game
GOD DAMN STEERING
and I was so close to winning
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17 May 2006, 21:40
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Re: Online racing manager game
Heh, gg ste.
(fs dave keep up your end)
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17 May 2006, 22:05
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Re: Online racing manager game
Lap 53 There is a collision as Babe attempts to pass Lewis Bloor for P9! Babe appears to be lapping slower. Lewis Bloor is out of the race!
fs
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17 May 2006, 22:07
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Re: Online racing manager game
All nicely set up for a charge up the ranking as you all pitted and Ali takes me out.
****er.
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17 May 2006, 22:07
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Re: Online racing manager game
Now Were Talking!!
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17 May 2006, 22:50
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Re: Online racing manager game
started off 19th and ended up 6th, not too shabby if i do say so myself.
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17 May 2006, 23:03
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Re: Online racing manager game
im not sure if the safety car helped or hindered my progress. However i finished 4th which isnt too shabby really.
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17 May 2006, 23:03
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
Heh, gg ste.
(fs dave keep up your end)
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Someone sabotaged my steering! I call shenanagins!
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17 May 2006, 23:43
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Re: Online racing manager game
YAY!!!!
Quote:
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10 points
Renault Renault
Renault RS26
Michelin +0.000
1:31.559
2 stops
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8 points
Ferrari
+2.084 Ferrari
Ferrari 248 F1
Bridgestone +2.084
1:31.577
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Renault
+10.920 Renault
Renault RS26
Michelin +13.003
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BMW Sauber
+11.944 BMW Sauber
BMW P86 F1
Michelin +24.948
1:31.775
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McLaren
+4.444 McLaren
Mercedes FO 108S
Michelin +29.392
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Honda
+0.145 Honda
Honda RA106
Michelin +29.537
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Toyota RVX06
Bridgestone +48.774
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Ferrari
+0.382 Ferrari
Ferrari 248 F1
Bridgestone +49.157
1:32.882
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Toyota
+0.389 Toyota
Toyota RVX06
Bridgestone +49.546
1:32.486
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Williams
+1.003 Williams
Cosworth CA 20067
Bridgestone +50.549
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McLaren
+0.656 McLaren
Mercedes FO 108S
Michelin +51.206
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BMW Sauber
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BMW P86 F1
Michelin +54.303
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Cosworth TJ2005-2
Michelin +59.684
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Michelin +65.131
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Michelin +86.634
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Michelin +100.451
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collision Red Bull
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collision Toyota
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collision Williams
Cosworth CA 20067
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17 May 2006, 23:56
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Re: Online racing manager game
<3
whens the next race and stuff
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18 May 2006, 00:00
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Re: Online racing manager game
EVERY 24 HOURS IT ALTERNATES BETWEEN QUALIFYING AND RACE.
fs do I have to spell it out EVRY ****ING TIME!
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18 May 2006, 00:10
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Re: Online racing manager game
oh i suppose i should tell you to change your setups once you've practiced because the weather will change for the qualifying.
The percentage you change it is up to you. (advice in the forums I found it there, so are you)
The engineer gives advice regarding how you should change it if it was super heavy rain IF YOU CLICK ON ENGINEERS ADVICE.
Here are a few examples:
Sunny practice, Wet qualifying
Your practice will set you up for sunny conditions, you will need to change them (a percentage of the engineers advice) for the qualifying, and then reverse it for the warmup if the weather is nice again.
wet practice, sunny qualifying
your practice will set you up for WET conditions. You will need to do a REVERSE of the engineers advice (a percentage again) and then reverse it if it's a wet warmup.
Do you get it???
EDIT AND REMEMBER TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT TYRES FOR QUALIFYING
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18 May 2006, 00:41
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by lokken
All nicely set up for a charge up the ranking as you all pitted and Ali takes me out.
****er.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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18 May 2006, 00:51
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Re: Online racing manager game
The lap by lap stuff is great. It was funny watching the split times between me and ste after lap 40
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18 May 2006, 00:55
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Re: Online racing manager game
GOD DAMN PIECE OF ITALIAN CRAP
Second practice lap and I crash, leaving me with 1 final practice lap. Then on my final lap the idiot makes a mistake!
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18 May 2006, 01:04
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Re: Online racing manager game
if you didn't turn down the experimenter slider bar after the first or second mistake, the only idiot is you.
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18 May 2006, 01:08
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Re: Online racing manager game
the what now?
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18 May 2006, 01:31
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Re: Online racing manager game
I can't believe I'm shit at this.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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18 May 2006, 07:30
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Re: Online racing manager game
And the two Toro Rosso's first and second in practise, GO TEAM!
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18 May 2006, 09:21
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Re: Online racing manager game
I was doing fine (overtook about 5 of you fags from being right at the back at the beginning) then some penis crashed into me. He crashed and burned luckily and I continued, but I was slowed down so you all overtook me again
By the way can people put names relevant to GD in there so I know who's who? I know a few, but some of you mean nothing to me
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18 May 2006, 09:36
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Re: Online racing manager game
Motorsport News
6 minutes ago
Jammy Jim has obtained Kool Tools
Cheating fag.
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18 May 2006, 09:45
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Re: Online racing manager game
he paid £10?
Last edited by Ste; 18 May 2006 at 09:51.
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18 May 2006, 10:17
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Re: Online racing manager game
And McGuinness sneaks into 3rd , with a tight setup and ready for qualifying.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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18 May 2006, 10:25
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
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By the way can people put names relevant to GD in there so I know who's who? I know a few, but some of you mean nothing to me
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I'll do a run down of who finished where:
Ste
Sniborp
Blasto
Jammyjim
pig
Jerome
Roger Moore? (dunno who this is)
Demon Dave
PSH
Kura
Crusie Babe
Skiddy
Minty
Tomkat
Game
Nadar
Then these didn't finish:
Stifler
Lokken
SBOlly
Jim Bob? (dunno who this is)
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18 May 2006, 10:38
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Re: Online racing manager game
crusie took me out
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18 May 2006, 10:45
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Re: Online racing manager game
i want kool tools
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18 May 2006, 11:04
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I see you!
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Re: Online racing manager game
I don't have the slightest clue about the game (or cars obviously). Putting the front anti-roll bar to max (100) means or having rear wings at low means about the same as putting a pooper in the driver seat to me Even crusie beats me fs..
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18 May 2006, 11:16
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
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I don't have the slightest clue about the game (or cars obviously). Putting the front anti-roll bar to max (100) means or having rear wings at low means about the same as putting a pooper in the driver seat to me Even crusie beats me fs..
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Nadar - have you read my damn advice?
On Car Setup there is a button called "engineers advice"
click that and follow the advice when setting up your car.
Then click test.
under some of the bars your engineer will give you advice whether to increase or decrease the setting.
Repeat until you either have all spot-ons or you run out of tests.
IT IS THAT EASY.
alternatively you can load your team-mates settings and then test with them.
Jeez, is anyone actually taking any notice of the advice I'm giving?
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18 May 2006, 11:17
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Re: Online racing manager game
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i want kool tools
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18 May 2006, 12:01
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Re: Online racing manager game
JJ only wants to cheat because he drives BMW Sauber.
Fag.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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Re: Online racing manager game
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I was doing fine (overtook about 5 of you fags from being right at the back at the beginning) then some penis crashed into me. He crashed and burned luckily and I continued, but I was slowed down so you all overtook me again
By the way can people put names relevant to GD in there so I know who's who? I know a few, but some of you mean nothing to me
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That penis was me
AND :
" Rattle has collided with Hume whilst trying to defend P11! Hume is out of the race! Rattle appears to be lapping slower. "
You took me out fag.
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1up on you
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Re: Online racing manager game
its alright sb0lly he has cancer, he should be dead soon.
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18 May 2006, 14:46
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Re: Online racing manager game
Feel the love in this thread.
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18 May 2006, 20:42
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1up on you
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Re: Online racing manager game
30 minutes to go ;o until qualifying, I have a feeling I will come last and as I cant login because my net is being shit and I ****ed up my settings, oh well I can come back!
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Re: Online racing manager game
qualified 7th
a terrible position to start from...
my setup was fecked cos he crashed on second lap of practice tho so im going to blame that. i seem to be more competitive in the warmup. and will own you fags in the race itself!
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