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Unread 9 Jun 2003, 19:33   #1
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Competition!

I'm sure you've all experienced it. You wake yourself up at 05:55 to quickly launch some fleets, then go back to bed.

But there's a new enemy in PA!
"96-29?"
"what... its... 5:55.... go away.... i.... oh sod it ...ZZZZZ"

The maths questiosn are the obvious ones, but I've seen a few rare delights in there also.

My question to the Planetarion Community - Who can find the stupidest question?

We want the jpeg link also, so we know you aren't a dirty liar!


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Unread 9 Jun 2003, 19:34   #2
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There was one I didn't have myself, so don't have link, but I had to help someone with the answer, it was "Complete the song title: "Amazing"" - I doubt many people know this, THe answer was, as I guessed, Amazing Grace, but I can't see many people knowing this among the mid to younger regions of the game, though I guess it isn't wholly stupid, just hard. There was one I had that was blatantly wrong, though can't remember it
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Unread 9 Jun 2003, 20:11   #4
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"What was the name of what apparently was the son of Darth vader"

Had to type the full name, Luke skywalker
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Is England a country or a state?

I guessed right, but, normally I'd assume any sovereign country is also a state.
And England is probably one of the most confusing examples around.

As I understand it; the British Parliament in London governs England and Wales (and Northern Ireland), the Scots have their own Parliament. The whole thing (England, Scotland and Wales, but excluding Northern Ireland) is called Great Britain (or, including Northern Ireland, United Kingdom).
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

Does that make England a country or a state, or both?
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If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?

drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope

ahahahaha
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What is the name of the artist who likes both childrens and monkeys?

this one made me chuckle
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Unread 9 Jun 2003, 21:11   #10
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well dont answer and press answer u might have luck and get an easy as 66-0
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If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?

drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope

ahahahaha
I got that too.
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Unread 9 Jun 2003, 22:58   #12
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These questions need to be written, without being racist or arrogant, by literate, native English speakers.
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 04:16   #13
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If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?

drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope

ahahahaha

Eheuehueheu. Best one so far.

HAVE A.....
-PERVE ON THE LARGE BOSOMED BARMAID!
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-KEBAB ON THE WAY HOME
-BIG PONDER OVER STUPID PA BOT STOPPER QUESTIONS
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 11:18   #14
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What is the name of the artist who likes both childrens and monkeys?

this one made me chuckle
got that one too. guessed it right tho, surprisingly. it was michael jackson. the only reason i answered correctly was that is was simply the only artist i could think of - at all.
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I got something like "If you have trouble with Planetarion, you consult the ..."

The answer is "manual", but what help is the manual going to be fs?
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 12:01   #16
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'In which TV show do we find Seinfeld'

Ahha.

Seriously though, a vast number of these questions were written by labotomy patients.
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Unread 11 Jun 2003, 04:05   #17
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I whole and heartily agree with Tomkat, his view is the right one of this particular subject.
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What is Luke Skywalkers sister?

Answer: Leia

But who the hell can spell that... and if ur younger and never saw the older star wars?
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I bet they are doing it so that jolt could get a tax break as an educational institution....
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Unread 11 Jun 2003, 11:16   #21
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I bet they are doing it so that jolt could get a tax break as an educational institution....
haha, yeah.
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'Complete the song title: Rosa'

What the ****?
Shoot the question writer right the hell now
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The answer is whirlybird (well, almost).
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Who writes the questions? And can we lynch him up to the max, ta?
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'Complete the song title: Rosa'

What the ****?
Shoot the question writer right the hell now
Rosa Helikopter


Some dutch dance song
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Rosa Helikopter


Some dutch dance song
You're serious?

Only one word will do in situations such as this:
wankers.
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Rosa Helikopter


Some dutch dance song
Well.. tbh.. it IS swedish Who else than swedes could possibly make such songs? j/k btw, no offence to the swedes,
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Obviously pa crew were sat there thinking
hah we know the answers to these questions
and they wont know them

i failed my maths gcse heh, only one i failed i might add :P

and when u see 97 - 33
or summet u have to stop and think about it :P

and i had one the other day

who is someones name out of lotr

i aint even watched lotr so how would i know
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I find it quite amusing that they confuse digits and numbers.
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345. Type the 2nd number
Wha? There's only one number - with three digits.
OFC, it's obvious what they meant to say.
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The writers of the questions need to do a bullet.
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