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10 Jun 2003, 11:49
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Heh, Leeds !
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Restore my faith in Britain's Youth
Oi Teenagers,
Please tell me that some of you are not lazy, self absorbed, morons who whine all day and do nothing apart from sit on irc or watch TV
failing that, can anyone get me a good defence lawyer if I murder my step son who is all of the above ?
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10 Jun 2003, 11:53
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Location: Bromley
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I socialise, go out with friends, play football, go to the gym etc i've always got to be doing 'something'
The time i do spend online is spent on PA/e-mail/chatting
The time i spend watching TV consists of 'decent' comedy. Roughly 2 hours or so a week :/
I never 'whine' whats the point of being an attention seeking little crack whore, ohhhhh look at me blah blah blah my lifes so crap, i'm gonna slit my wrists, look at me i'm wearing dark make-up, i'm a ****ed up loser etc etc etc
but your right, teenagers on the whole in this country are mindless twats, but i prefer the ones 'staying in watching TV' to the ones going out vandalising/stealing/attacking people etc etc
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10 Jun 2003, 11:55
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I got a job, do a full time college course and occasionally help old ladies across the road. well, not the last one.
tell him to earn his own keep in life or something, or just beat him.
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10 Jun 2003, 11:57
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Dazed and Confused
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I'm a lawyer, I'm also a teenager for another two months.
I've got seven exams all within one week, starting tomorrow, in the most important set of tests I will ever sit.
Look where I am. Proof enough?
(oh and get an old lawyer because the entire new generation are idiots)
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10 Jun 2003, 12:23
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Motherfracker
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I've been revising.
I am not self-absorbed. I do sit on irc a lot. But that's for my revison breaks.
Don't curse him, encourage him, to get him up get him to do something that's in his interest. Try 'the girls' line.
might work.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
Try 'the girls' line.
might work.
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Yes, if he wasn't someone who sat at home on his computer and in front of the TV all day with no idea of how to conduct themselves in a social scenario and thus with a complete inability to have any real success with 'the girls'.
Oh, wait.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:27
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
Yes, if he wasn't someone who sat at home on his computer and in front of the TV all day with no idea of how to conduct themselves in a social scenario and thus with a complete inability to have any real success with 'the girls'.
Oh, wait.
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he'll still want sex even he is a social retard. innit.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
he'll still want sex even he is a social retard. innit.
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He's caught in the vicious circle, too much time on internet = not enough time learning how to chat up girls = more time spent wanking alone to internet porn = more time on internet, and thus the cycle continues.
Only one way to break it, hire him a hooker. Though if the cycle carries on too long he'll have established some sexual perversion due to looking at the assortment of bizarre and disgusting fetish sites around that not even a hooker would do.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:31
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Dazed and Confused
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
he'll still want sex even he is a social retard. innit.
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You're getting awfully close to recommending the 'hire a prostitute to stop kids watching tv' angle.
Which would work.
Edit; beaten.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:32
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Hey, GapObiwan, whats wrong whit vandalizing?
I don't think im self-centered, but i probably am. As most people are.
Oh, and i do other things then sit on my pc, it's just that i have very much time on my hands when i have nothing at all to do, and its better to spend time on the net then watching Riky Lake or some such crap.
I do complain a lot, but not beacause i listen to slipknot and think my life sucks. I try to make a better world by influencing people to be kinder to their fellow humans, but every time i get dissapointed, i complain a lot
Oh, and im very, VERY, lazy. Exept when doing something fun, so i do go outside a lot.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Hey, GapObiwan, whats wrong whit vandalizing?
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I'll come smash up and graffiti all over your house car and every personal possession of yours and then see if you can see what's wrong with it.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:50
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Dirte
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
I'll come smash up and graffiti all over your house car and every personal possession of yours and then see if you can see what's wrong with it.
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Oh, please dont use the word graffiti like that. Its called "tagging", and has nothing to do whit graffiti, as grafiiti is a culture (and nobody in that culture would do what you mentioned above)
It depends on what type vandalizm. What you wrote above, would be bad. Then there are the good types vandalizm.
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10 Jun 2003, 13:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Oh, please dont use the word graffiti like that. Its called "tagging", and has nothing to do whit graffiti, as grafiiti is a culture (and nobody in that culture would do what you mentioned above)
It depends on what type vandalizm. What you wrote above, would be bad. Then there are the good types vandalizm.
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You mean graffiti is an art form, and thus should be appreciated by everyone? Even if it is on their property and without their permission? I'll admit there are some pieces of graffiti artwork I do like, though it's still vandalism if done on someone's property without their permission.
Name me one type of good vandalism? And by that I don't mean one that you like/think is cool, I mean one that's appreciated by the people who's property is damaged without their permission when it's done.
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10 Jun 2003, 13:16
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Dazed and Confused
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
Name me one type of good vandalism? And by that I don't mean one that you like/think is cool, I mean one that's appreciated by the people who's property is damaged without their permission when it's done.
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Vandalism in a site for crushing cars.
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10 Jun 2003, 13:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Hey, GapObiwan, whats wrong whit vandalizing?
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please tell me this is an attempt at sarcasm PLEASE.
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10 Jun 2003, 13:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by Black Dog
Vandalism in a site for crushing cars.
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I doubt it's appreciated by the owners of said site. Probably more just tolerated.
Doesn't make it "good" vandalism.
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10 Jun 2003, 13:59
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Dazed and Confused
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
I doubt it's appreciated by the owners of said site. Probably more just tolerated.
Doesn't make it "good" vandalism.
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I was just being difficult.
It doesn't work anyway - since you're assuming they would only damage the cars rather than the machinery or property.
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10 Jun 2003, 14:04
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Dazed and Confused
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo IM DESTINED TO DIE ALONE!
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Not if you use your imagination*.
* or the Philippino mail-order-bride catalogues
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10 Jun 2003, 14:17
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
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I Quit My Job in November
Going to college in september to do music :P
im a lazy git
i sleep
eat
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drink
and thats about it
band practice 4 times a week though :P
stay up all night in pa, and am online for fkin ages :P
i amteh lazy
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10 Jun 2003, 14:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I sit online all day.
I moderate.
I support.
I op.
I MO.
I drink guinness.
Pretty productive in my eyes.
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10 Jun 2003, 15:09
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Restore my faith in Britain's Youth
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Originally posted by Vaio
Please tell me that some of you are not lazy, self absorbed, morons who whine all day and do nothing apart from sit on irc or watch TV
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that's probably the same thing your elders thought about you, grampa.
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10 Jun 2003, 15:16
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share the <3
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being a teenager is meant to be about being lazy and whining. That was how i used to act all the time, then my papa got me a 28K modem and connection to the interweb. He thought he was getting me 'ahead' in life as i could browse all those intersting information sites. Anyways it took me around 3 years of constant usage to finally get sick of porn and get a real girlfriend. Then much to my dismay, she wouldnt do half the things id seen on the internet
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10 Jun 2003, 16:45
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Re: Restore my faith in Britain's Youth
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Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
that's probably the same thing your elders thought about you, grampa.
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In my day sonny, youngsters had to make do with 16k of memory in their computers and none of this irc lark either. No sitting on the internet all day. we went out or read books. We also only had 3 TV channels
This might explain why I turned out so bitter.......
Vaio
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10 Jun 2003, 17:33
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Toccata & Fugue
Why should Britain's youth have to apologise for themselves, if they're f**cked up, we as adults have to bare the responsibility for not providing a decent education (not just school but a full broad education).
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You can attribute problems to social factors to a certain extent, but individual responsibility should alos be excercised in good measure.
See 'I was a fat bastard and I tripped over a paving slab so it's the council's fault' compensation culture, etc for one of the more obvious effects this abandonment of responsiblity is having.
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10 Jun 2003, 17:40
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I'm great
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10 Jun 2003, 17:43
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I'm great
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I want this claim verified by an expert.
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10 Jun 2003, 22:53
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I want this claim verified by an expert.
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My expert says that nod isn't a teenager.
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10 Jun 2003, 22:57
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Heh, Leeds !
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problem solved. He goes back to his father's in 2 weeks.
No more parasite leeching from me and wifey \o/
Vaio
Last edited by Vaio; 11 Jun 2003 at 16:37.
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10 Jun 2003, 23:00
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I do exams, play texas holdem, drink intensively, study lightly (i think those two are supposed to be the other way around normally), chase after women way out of my league, watch sport on tv, play soldier of fortune II and spend hour after mindnumbing hour on the internet doing nothing.
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10 Jun 2003, 23:03
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share the <3
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10 Jun 2003, 23:16
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
problem solved. He goes back to his fathers in 2 weeks.
No more parasite leeching from me and wifey \o/
Vaio
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fathers?
and that [GAP]Obiwan bloke sounds like he has stolen my life.
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10 Jun 2003, 23:18
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It was a Stupid Dream
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you got one of the bad ones, which is 90% of them, i see myself in that percentile for other reasons though
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11 Jun 2003, 00:11
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Cynical Optimist
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Ahhhhahahahahaha, thats comedy.
Whenever I think I've got it bad, I can just laugh at how selfabsorbed these mentally-pre-pubescent retards are 
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11 Jun 2003, 13:50
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That is just crying for a load of us lot to go there and take the piss. my current favourite post is from the 12 year old who really loves her boyfriend, but they only get on well when they txt one another. fs, does she only have a 200 character long conversational ability. LOL fs fkng rtrds who crnt spl.
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11 Jun 2003, 14:23
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dim like a fox
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I could do as you ask but i'm not a teenager
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11 Jun 2003, 16:38
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Heh, Leeds !
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Quote:
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fathers?
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Typo now fixed 
Vaio
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