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Unread 23 May 2006, 16:51   #1
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[Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
... and Radio 1 have been doing their "safer sex" campaign thing this weekend

... and following in the footsteps of FHM

I bring you

"Battle of the Best - STI edition"


I've done my research and gotten a list of 16 STI's. In knock-out competition style for each "match" people should vote which STI they think is best. Doesn't matter why you think it's the best. It might be the one you'd prefer having. It might be one you think would be "funny" to have (and to admit to having). I'll give a day for each round (so make sure you're quick with your vote). We should have GD's answer in 5 days time.



MATCH 1
Chlamydia VS Syphilis

"One makes you crazy, the other makes you crazy. I mean imagine how pissed off you'd be if you got 'the infertility'. Although if you had Chlamydia pissing is bound to be a bit of a touchy subject."



MATCH 2
Genital herpes VS Genital warts

"You can't have the whole genitals!"



MATCH 3
Gonorrhoea VS Hepatitis A

"You can get one by rimming. The other is passed on in faecal matter too. It's shit like this which disgusts me. Geddit. Shit. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."



MATCH 4
Hepatitis B VS Hepatitis C

"The alphabet wars. May the best letter win."



MATCH 5
HIV VS AIDS

"I was tempted to further distinguish and offer 'good AIDS' and 'bad AIDS' but that would have left me with an un-even number and would have ****ed this shit up."



MATCH 6
Non-specific urethritis VS Cystitis

"If it hurts when you pee, you may have one of these."



MATCH 7
Scabies VS Trichomonas Vaginalis

"Apparantly, sexual contact is not required to get diseases like these. I'm sure your partner will believe you when you tell them you got it from a hot tub though."



MATCH 8
Pubic lice VS Thrush

"Battle of the beasts."
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:00   #2
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
just ask your mum which one wins. she's had them all anyway.
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:06   #3
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
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MATCH 1
Chlamydia VS Syphilis
Chlamydia!


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Genital WARTS!


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Gonorrhoea!


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Hepatitis B!


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MATCH 5
HIV VS AIDS
HIV! (seeing as AIDs isnt even an STI )


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Cystitis!


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Scabies!


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MATCH 8
Pubic lice VS Thrush
Thrush!
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:08   #4
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
bad Tomkat, you DON'T encourage the Dace.

now go sit in a corner and think about what you've done
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:10   #5
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
I just felt sorry for him after all the hate you're giving him on IRC for making a crappy thread

Maybe he mistook this place for PB? s****** s****** etc
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:22   #6
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<3 Tom

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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:24   #7
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
the funniest thing about this thread is that it took him 40 minutes to make.
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Unread 23 May 2006, 17:31   #8
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Re: [Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
as your friend i think you should delete this thread, seriously
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