Re: God hates fags, and Swedes
-do not let the sentiment of that site be a direct representation of americans
god is the shit.. and jesus is half god-half mortal for god had sexual intercourse with mary, which proves that god is a male -but what i really think is mary ****ed the nextdoor neighbor - and like ste/stew said, if god was a female, then sperm would taste like hersheys chocolates with almonds - also every religion talks about a huge flood that killed everybody - god also invented the first ship because he gave noah specific instructions on how to build the ark - the original sin was when eve sucked adam's dick (the forbidden fruit) and adam got a boner and got embarrased so they both put some clothes on - the apostles are cannibals - if you deny jesus 3 times, then you would be guarding the gates of heaven - if you deny jesus 3 million times then youll be a human being - i thought god was a big bunny with big ears sitting on top of mars (or some shit) but JBG thinks otherwise - MM is the devil - roman catholics are a bunch of homophobes - im catholic but i love lesbians - jesus christ superstar - i wanna buy yahwe a beer - swedes are pretty people - god hates us all (listen to Slayer and youll be convinced)
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