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Unread 13 Feb 2006, 18:36   #1
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I got teabagged
By a stripper.

We had a bachelor party for a friend of mine that was married on saturday. So we called 2 strippers and got about $300 worth of booze.

By the time they got there we were all thouroghly trashed, and they started giving dances. So they lay me down on my back on the floor and start dancing on me and the blonde has her ass over my face. Then, all of the sudden, she drops her ass and BAM busts my nose open.

They wanted me to spank them but I was bleeding so I made my way to the bathroom.

They offered to make it up to me with a private dance but I declined.

I feel shorted.

And alone.

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Unread 13 Feb 2006, 18:38   #2
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By a stripper.

We had a bachelor party for a friend of mine that was married on saturday. So we called 2 strippers and got about $300 worth of booze.

By the time they got there we were all thouroghly trashed, and they started giving dances. So they lay me down on my back on the floor and start dancing on me and the blonde has her ass over my face. Then, all of the sudden, she drops her ass and BAM busts my nose open.

They wanted me to spank them but I was bleeding so I made my way to the bathroom.

They offered to make it up to me with a private dance but I declined.

I feel shorted.

And alone.

Hold me horn.
Why did this apparantly female stripper have testicles?
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Unread 13 Feb 2006, 18:45   #3
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Re: I got teabagged
She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
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Unread 13 Feb 2006, 18:50   #4
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She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
Lol, muffin bumped?
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Unread 13 Feb 2006, 19:07   #5
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Re: I got teabagged
I really wanted to spank some ass too.
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Re: I got teabagged
how lucky...
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Re: I got teabagged
Y'know they charge €300 for that little privalage in Prague...
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Y'know they charge €300 for that little privalage in Prague...
They charge £60-80 for sex in a strip club. The more you pay the more "extras" you get. They also have the whole thing laid out for you on a restaurant type menu, with girls constantly coming up to you asking if you'd like to **** them.

This is all in the most commercialized strip club in Prague (Darlings. Cabaret). Quite intimidating really.
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Re: I got teabagged
We have a blowjob bar here in Imabari called facial health, 5000 yen (25 quid, 50 dollars) a pop... literally.

Or so I hear
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Re: I got teabagged
What's funny is that the bachelor got sucked off and the rumors that he ****ed them both are yet to be confirmed.
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What's funny is that the bachelor got sucked off and the rumors that he ****ed them both are yet to be confirmed.
What a lucky bride!
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She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
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Re: I got teabagged
itd be classic internet funny if he got aids from one of the strippers


or even both!
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itd be classic internet funny if he got aids from one of the strippers


or even both!
even more so if Quazok got Face AIDS from the one that sat on him!
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