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1 Feb 2006, 13:38
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The birthday party
Well, it was last night and I got absolutely hammered on spiked vodka and coke....and half a bottle of tequila. I don't actually remember leaving my house to go to the local pub, or then going to a club in the centre of Cardiff. Adam (midge5) was there, so I'll relate a bit of the night and then he'll add the rest from when he arrived, since his memory will be far far superior to mine.
Everyone met at my house at 8 (except for Adam who was late), I'd say we had about 15 people in our tiny lounge. You've got to play drinking games really, so we played the mother of all drinking games - a pack of cards with a sheet saying what game gets played when a certain card is pulled. Fairly basic really, except for the fact that every one had to be about me or targetted at me
Since Adam actually remembers it, I'll let him carry on.
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1 Feb 2006, 13:45
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Re: The birthday party
You were on MSN, claiming to have a great night, then you went out.
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1 Feb 2006, 13:49
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Re: The birthday party
it was 99p a drink at a student union which i crashed. I dont remember much, i bought 4 drinks at a time, the dj played teenage wasteland for me, and we went to the casino. I must have won because i came home not having spent a ****ing penny. kebab was ****ing tasty.
I made myself sick on a train to get some of the alcohol out my system afore i koed much to everyones amusement and disgust. No hangover though, so im pretty much the man
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1 Feb 2006, 14:02
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Re: The birthday party
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Originally Posted by eJohn
it was 99p a drink at a student union which i crashed. I dont remember much, i bought 4 drinks at a time, the dj played teenage wasteland for me, and we went to the casino. I must have won because i came home not having spent a ****ing penny. kebab was ****ing tasty.
I made myself sick on a train to get some of the alcohol out my system afore i koed much to everyones amusement and disgust. No hangover though, so im pretty much the man
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If I can't be you can I at least have your babies...?
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1 Feb 2006, 14:06
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Henry Kelly
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Re: The birthday party
This is like that episode of Friends where they're recounting the jelly fish sting story to the other guys and they each take turns and it's all you know, hilarity.
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1 Feb 2006, 14:55
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Re: The birthday party
You should have drunk less alcohol*.
*had more sex.
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1 Feb 2006, 16:10
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Re: The birthday party
[quote=furball]Well, it was last night and I got absolutely hammered on spiked vodka and coke....QUOTE]
Is that a drink or were you actually spiked?
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1 Feb 2006, 16:39
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Re: The birthday party
Spiked as in my friends dosed it with tequila
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1 Feb 2006, 17:07
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Re: The birthday party
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
You should have drunk less alcohol*.
*had more sex.
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These cardiff stories seem to usually involve hookers and sex...
but I guess we'll have to wait for midge to wake up.
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1 Feb 2006, 20:04
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Re: The birthday party
Well, last night wasn't quite as weird as boxing day.
As Furball said, I turned up a bit late so when I got there they had drunk a decent amount and were in the middle of a drinking game. From some of the challenges I managed to find out:
Furball is known as photographer Andy as he has took pornographic photos of his extremely hot housemates. He won't share
He has gearstick porn on his pc.
and one of his housemates has used tooth paste for sexual pleasure.
After a few hours of forcing copious amounts of vodka and tequila down his throat under the threat of forcing Furball to take his blow up doll out with him for the night (what sort of man needs to have threats put upon him before he will drink free booze) we moved on to the local pub.
The best thing here was when some random man who was leaving threatened to beat up Furball (who was standing there with 8 other blokes, did he think none of us would help or something?) and then came back to repeat his threat a few minutes later. All because Andy made some sexual gestures at a woman who had left just before this man.
After a bit we went outside to wait for a taxi two of his mates went and had a piss next to some building only for the bar owner to come outside and tell us all to keep the noise down because of neighbours and threaten to show the security tape of them having a piss after one of them two give him some lip.
The end of the excitement then was getting some abuse off these people behind us in the queue for a club as those in the first taxi let us queue jump to where they were. Saved us about 20 minutes of waiting \o/
No hookers or sex this time unfortunatly.
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2 Feb 2006, 03:36
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Re: The birthday party
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He has gearstick porn on his pc.
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what.
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Originally Posted by midge5
and one of his housemates has used tooth paste for sexual pleasure.
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what.
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2 Feb 2006, 04:39
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Re: The birthday party
I'd say that both are fairly self-explanatory.
The former - a video of a woman screwing a gearstick. I downloaded it expecting it to be funny, and it was.
The latter - she decided to use toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend. Much pain ensued.
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2 Feb 2006, 05:20
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Re: The birthday party
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You've got to play drinking games really, so we played the mother of all drinking games - a pack of cards with a sheet saying what game gets played when a certain card is pulled....
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Dang that game always ends rough.... I fell asleep in a bar the other night playing it, we play '2 for you' where you have to nominate someone. Little did I know that the twos got replaced when I went the toilet and everyone decided that 2 was actually gonna mean me....
7 shots of Jagermeister in less than 10 minutes is an absolute killer.
Anyone know any other good drinking games?
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2 Feb 2006, 11:31
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Re: The birthday party
There are pictures of me on my webshots thing in croatia after playing that card game.
we played 4 times and I lost 3 of them
(forfeits...)
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2 Feb 2006, 12:15
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Re: The birthday party
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The latter - she decided to use toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend. Much pain ensued.
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I know someone that used after sun. Apparently that hurts.
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2 Feb 2006, 18:41
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Re: The birthday party
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Dang that game always ends rough.... I fell asleep in a bar the other night playing it, we play '2 for you' where you have to nominate someone. Little did I know that the twos got replaced when I went the toilet and everyone decided that 2 was actually gonna mean me....
7 shots of Jagermeister in less than 10 minutes is an absolute killer.
Anyone know any other good drinking games?
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Ive played Fuzzy duck and 21 before and got hammered on both.
You try saying 'ducky fuzz' after several shots of spirits
21 is the one where you all count to 21 and whoever says 21 has to drink. but you can change a number to whatever you want if you do drink...
i cant be arsed to explain the other rules such as skipping and reversing so you people will just have to learn them from someone else
sorry
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2 Feb 2006, 18:54
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Re: The birthday party
Was there not some thing with that where the person who drinks gets to create a new rule that also incurs drinking? And some bullshit about some faggot thumb-master.
I never got drinking games, I can get drunk and look like gay doing it all on my own, thanks.
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2 Feb 2006, 20:10
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Re: The birthday party
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Ive played Fuzzy duck and 21 before and got hammered on both.
You try saying 'ducky fuzz' after several shots of spirits
21 is the one where you all count to 21 and whoever says 21 has to drink. but you can change a number to whatever you want if you do drink...
i cant be arsed to explain the other rules such as skipping and reversing so you people will just have to learn them from someone else
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I've played both, 21 gets boring and Fuzzy Duck is only good in a pub really. Besides, everyone just gets too good at it after a while.
This was the game we played.. As soon as a five was drawn, I was dead - everytime someone had to drink, I had to drink double
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2 Feb 2006, 20:17
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Re: The birthday party
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I've played both, 21 gets boring and Fuzzy Duck is only good in a pub really. Besides, everyone just gets too good at it after a while.
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Its not so easy when some wanker changes half of the numbers for 'badger' with the occasional mushroom and 'oh its a snake' thrown in for good measure'.
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3 Feb 2006, 03:16
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Re: The birthday party
I find 21 can only be played from sober, and usually falls apart after about 9 words being changed... Thats the **** it and move onto another game stage I find....
Anyone play that game where you stick a card to your forehead, so everyone can see it except you, and you've got to convince people to either stick or change, lowest card loses and has to take a shot. Thats a good un too.
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3 Feb 2006, 03:27
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Re: The birthday party
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I've played both, 21 gets boring and Fuzzy Duck is only good in a pub really. Besides, everyone just gets too good at it after a while.
This was the game we played.. As soon as a five was drawn, I was dead - everytime someone had to drink, I had to drink double
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We play:
2 for you - Nominate someone
3 for me - Take a drink yourself
4's for whores - All the girls drink
5 to the left - person to the left takes a drink
6 for dicks - guys take a drink
7 to the right
8 - social, same as 10 in link
9 for rhyme - Pick a word, person to the left must rhyme with it, keep going until someone messes up.
10 - I never, same as 9 in link
J for categories - same as link
Q for question - same as link
K - For this one theres a glass in the middle of the table. The person who picks the king must either put a quarter of his own drink in it, or a shot of anything. The person who gets the fourth king has to down it :s
A - Waterfall. Everyone must start downing their drinks. The person who gets the A is allowed to stop first, when they want. When he stops, the person to the left can stop when they want, and so on until everyone has finished
That make a rule one and the A rule in that version could get damn messy like
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