Man's Benefits of Getting Married
1. The bitch takes ownership of 50% of all your assets
2. Less sex
3. Can't f*ck around anymore.
4. The bitch moves in, uses all utilities, water, electric, etc., and not pay any utility bills come end of the month.
5. All your clothes, socks, pants, etc. get rehung and refolded because she didn't like the way you folded them.
6. You're forced to like her family members.
7. You get into cool arguments like "why is the toilet seat up?", "what are you thinking right now?", "why don't you remember where our first date was? I thought you love me!!!", "can you stop f*cking snoring at night? It's f*cking annoying.." and "so which one is the short stop?"
8. Going to a friend's house for poker is like begging for snow in Los Angeles.
9. The bitch starts gaining weight.
"....some might say, we will find a brighter day...."
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