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Unread 11 Jan 2005, 13:20   #1
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Proof Women Want To Be Men
Whilst browsing this month's copy of FHM I sawa 'lil bit about "Magic Cone" (p. 148 for those that care). It intrigued me, so I checked it out and lo and behold, there really is a penis-envy-product that helps women piss like men! WTF?!

For those curious as to how it works - clicky here.


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Unread 11 Jan 2005, 13:23   #2
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
oh my god

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Unread 11 Jan 2005, 13:28   #3
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
now women can also make a mess of the toilet. oh the joys of equality
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
I saw them when i was working at reading. Was a complete shock the first time i saw a girl with her trousers and knickers down with some paper cone thing pissing against a wall :/
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
Hahaha its all about equality. Now women can write their names in the snow without having to use a stencil!
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
at Reading a few years back my girlfriend bought some (called Pee-mates) aand in the middle of the night whilst both hammered we both went to the bushes and both had a piss. Confused the hell out of people walking past! hehe

Dutch invention I think - You'd never have guessed!
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
hmm
i dislike sitting on public toilets
wouldnt piddle against a wall though
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
Actually my cousin could have done with them when we were at the Oxygen festival here in Ireland. She ended up drunk as hell and decided that waiting in the queue for the ladies was for chumps.
She toddled off and found a nice load of bushes to take a piss in.
Dropped her pants n only then found out the bushes were preventing people from falling into a gulley. Fell backwards through the bushes getting snagged by her jeans half upside down with her arse hanging out.

No-one could see her so she started to call for help...drunk.

Two guys were walking past, while stoned off their heads...and though the bush was talking to them. They only ventured up enough courage to check it out after 10 mins of her stuck there.

She was slightly* embarressed, grazed and covered in wee from her legs down. (she was going when she fell)

*highly

So I think I'll get her a pack of em for her birthday just so she can murder me and feel somewhat better about the incident.
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
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She was slightly* embarressed, grazed and covered in wee from her legs down. (she was going when she fell)
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
I vote for the "Change the threat topic to Prove that all women want a penis."

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Magic Cone is a means through which females can urinate in standing position.

I don't see the necessity, I am quite happy sitting thankyouverymuch.

Magic Cone helps you to be less undressed, while urinating, comparing to the ordinary ways.

Less undressed!? Jesus wept. I don't do the toilet in the open, there's usually a locked cubicle or even an entire room! ! ! so what difference does it make how undressed I am?!

Magic Cone provides a healthy way of urination, eliminating risks of catching germs from public toilets.

This is the only slight benifit I can see.

Magic Cone is very practical while you are flying, traveling, hiking, boating and camping.

Not being the outdoorsy type I don't have to worry about any of this And correct me if I'm wrong but don't the toilets on planes have locked doors? Then refer to above.

During pregnancy, staying in hospital, before and after a surgery, even when you have problems bending your knees, Magic Cone is your best support.

HAHAHAHA. My best support. If I am ill or having any medical problems I'd like to think my boyfriend/family/friends would be my best support, not some paper cone thing for peeing through.

In schools, discos, restaurants and all public and gatherings places, Magic Cone is an amazing device.
!wtf!

What worries me most is that in the lovely 'how to use' diagram we are told to dispose of the 'magic cone' in a bin. A BIN. Lovely. I imagine if every woman used one of these the toilets in every restaurant across the country would be stinking of piss by the end of each day :\ (Also it means carrying it out of the cubicle to put in the bin, which in shopping centres or other busy toilets could lead to mucho embarrasment)

In short, I shall not be purchasing said device.
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Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
The proof will be along the lines of something to do with all the women who give handsjobs.
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ive read and re-read that androme and i still have no idea what its meant to mean....
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