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16 Sep 2004, 04:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 8
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tell me the story of your life
I was born
I posted
do better
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16 Sep 2004, 04:44
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Pedantic hypocrite
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Back and to the left
Posts: 1,488
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Oscar moment.
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I always wanted to be a dancer, but I could never get the shit off my shoes
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16 Sep 2004, 04:52
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Not only would it take an entire forum in itself, it'd likely be considered spam
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CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
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16 Sep 2004, 05:13
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
Posts: 1,466
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Re: tell me the story of your life
my life in a nut shell:
born in 1979
started school in 1983
did lot's of drugs in the 90's
graduated highschool in 1999
started PA in late 2000
was really drunk for the early part of the new millenium
quit PA in mid 2003
started college in 2003
still in college in 2004
gonna graduate college in 2005
my chrystal ball just broke, so I'm done
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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16 Sep 2004, 08:11
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sucking young blood
Join Date: May 2001
Location: land of rape and honey
Posts: 391
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Re: tell me the story of your life
born in bla bla bla.....
(long empty meaningless period in my life)
then i had sex
want to have more sex
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V O M I T
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16 Sep 2004, 08:20
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born
Still Living
Waiting on part 3 of the Trilogy.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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16 Sep 2004, 08:35
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Who?
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: #Comfy
Posts: 743
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Re: tell me the story of your life
There is a part 3? :eek:
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#cnuts
For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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16 Sep 2004, 09:16
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Re: tell me the story of your life
I was born, in wich I excelled.
I live, in wich I excel.
I will die, excellant.
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For real
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16 Sep 2004, 09:22
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For Crowly <3
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Luton, England
Posts: 1,391
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Smudges Life
Born in April of 1985 - a month which had snow apparently
Started first school around 1991ish
Moved to Barton around 1993
Started another school in 1995
Started upper school in 1998
Started PA Late 2000ish
Got GCSEs in 2001
****d up AS Levels in 2002
Got BTEC National Diploma 2004
****ing off to Uni in 8 days
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16 Sep 2004, 10:21
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born 1981.
Had to put up with the 80's.
Had to go to school, something I never came to terms with.
Had to deal with the 90's.
Got beaten up most days by bullies.
Fell in love.
Got over it quite a while later.
****ed up my Leaving Certificate Exams (school leaving exams)
Repeated it, something I never came to terms with.
Had sex.
Went to University after doing very well in my Leaving Cert.
Had optimistic hopes for a career in I.T.
The bubble burst, meaning they changed the game before I had a chance to play. Something I've never come to terms with.
Coasted along in University.
Developed a distinct liking for 'alternative' girls and flat nicely shaped female mid-drifts.
Spent several months in shit jobs each year of university.
Developed back issues from muchos physical labour.
Got a low paying support job in a call centre 22miles from town.
Have to put up with various people dying or attempting to die around my house.
Graduated yesterday with a BSc in Information Technology and Telecommunications.
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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16 Sep 2004, 10:35
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
Posts: 680
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born.
Died.
Probably some unimportant things in between.
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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
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16 Sep 2004, 12:26
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,442
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born
Gypsy Curse
Posting here cause I wouldn't buy any lucky heather.
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16 Sep 2004, 13:25
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
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Re: tell me the story of your life
im great
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bastard bastard bastard bastard
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16 Sep 2004, 14:13
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: tell me the story of your life
I'm not telling any of you buggers anything regarding my personal life.
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16 Sep 2004, 14:24
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm not telling any of you buggers anything regarding my personal life.
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We already know you like willys. That's all we ever need to know.
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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16 Sep 2004, 14:33
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,382
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Re: tell me the story of your life
You say it was like this
I was torn between 2 worlds
One full of promise
And the truth I knew would hurt
You say I'm no angel
Tryin to put the past behind
So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble into the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life
See I was just thinkin
Now my life is on the road
The straight and the narrow
On the route that I've been showed
You know its not easy
To try to change your ways
So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my
Try, our lives away
Then we stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life
[/Kristian Leontiou]
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16 Sep 2004, 14:39
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I dunno...
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: manchester
Posts: 1,502
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born 1985,
Alive to this day.
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He shall drink naught but brine, for I'll not show him / Where the quick freshes are.
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16 Sep 2004, 17:24
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Tbc.
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16 Sep 2004, 17:49
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This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,693
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born 16th Dec, 1982.
First GF 1989 aprox.
my penis has slipped inside 25'ish bints since puberty and they have all been shit in the long run.
somewhat attractive male, 21 yo/single. available for rl meet with fit bint.
pay your own flight ticket etc.
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Burárum!
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16 Sep 2004, 17:49
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: tell me the story of your life
1 - Born in 1983
2 - Moved to Australia in 1987
3 - Played football for Aussie Rules team.
4 - Had a **** off huge trainset that spanned three rooms with trees and roads and even a harbour with the Bismark docked in it.
5 - Moved back to UK 1991
6 - Went to school
7 - Told by teachers only thing I was good at was cricket, wasn't very good at that either.
8 - Put up with shite from teacher for a good year or so before being expelled for threatening to murder her family and explaining in intricate detail to her how I would do it.
9 - Went to high school.
10 - ****ed around for five year before leaving with mediocre GCSE results.
11 - Went to Sixth Form for three month doing Advanced GNVQ IT.
12 - Left to join Army.
13 - Full time job doing web design whilst wating for enlistment.
14 - Met girl.
15 -****ed girl.
16 - GOTO LINE 15
17 - GOTO LINE 15
18 - GOTO LINE 15
19 - GOTO LINE 15
20 - GOTO LINE 15
21 - GOTO LINE 15
22 - GOTO LINE 15
23 - Didn't join Army
24 - Girl left me for skinny little runt who was apparently 'more sensitive and not as agressive'
25 - Girl proclaimed by Governing Body of HMS Skiddy as being a ****.
26 - Passed MCSE Exams at 16yrs of age. At that time was officially youngest in country.
27 - Got job as Network Manager at small architects
28 - Moved back into web development for small PR company
29 - Left to go to College to study Software Engineering
30 - Started part time work in Game
31 - Manager pissed me off, walked out mid shift.
32 - Started bar work
33 - Fixed Managers Beretta '92 in kitchen of bar
34 - Joined TA Royal Military Police.
35 - Started work at current company.
36 - Started playing Golf
37 - Went to France with TA to provide support for D-Day memorial
38 - Present day.
Have missed out various relationships that happened in that period as the server this forums hosted on probably has some kind of physical hard disk space limitations.
Any questions, **** off and mind you're own business.
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16 Sep 2004, 18:59
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________
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born 1985
Still to be continued....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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18 Sep 2004, 18:38
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
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Re: tell me the story of your life
Born.
Badly Educated.
Angst.
Freedom.
Degree.
Abyss.
South-west France.
Abyss.
Degree.
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18 Sep 2004, 18:45
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RP cnut
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 246
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Re: tell me the story of your life
I started posting from inside the womb.
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My Kurashima-Dace Fantasy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakan
*Slaps KlavoHunter with a forehead sticker named "BITCH"*
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18 Sep 2004, 19:24
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
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Re: tell me the story of your life
easy going since 1983.
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