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20 Apr 2013, 04:59
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An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
This is an official announcement from The King Sprinkles, that from Monday on wards, The Vikings will be at war with Conspiracy/FAnG/NewDawn/flak, who wants to take our rocks, to rape our women & pillage & plunder our villages. We say, you want them, you come and get them!
We shall sharpen our axes ready to repel these sheer peasants. If we fall, we shall fall together. Vikings do not cower, we will war anyone and everyone, and we shall reward anyone who fights along side us.
King Sprinkles would like to thank carDi, of Apprime and Rexty, of ODDR for their loyal service to the King and they and their brothers shall be rewarded.
King Sprinkles would also like thank DigitalZero, of NewDawn, for the many millions of salvage they have donated to The Vikings, and the mass amount of ships they have crashed in to our axes.
The King would also like to note that any planet or planets attempting to rape any of our women (foremost Kai) will be retaliated in the full might of our axes.
The Galactic Vikings would like to wish these peasants good luck and we shall see you on the battlefield.
Last edited by Clouds; 20 Apr 2013 at 05:06.
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20 Apr 2013, 05:59
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Dunno i always suspected Kai of wanting a good assraping now and then
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20 Apr 2013, 06:24
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
HAHAHA =D
Entertaining read, just a few mistakes but it doesnt detract from the overall theme. My concern is that I think you might be after my job. I am usually the one that writes the TGV announcements with some colorful injection of Norse mythology and take liberties with my creative license. I must step up my game to ensure my job is secure :P
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20 Apr 2013, 06:46
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
uh-oh... drunk postings ftl
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20 Apr 2013, 08:36
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
We only have 1 lady in TGV (although Mark acts like a woman a lot) and anyone who attempts to 'rape and pillage' her will feel the full wrath of her BG... be warned.
I genuinely love that CT is joining the party now.. i feel that they will be the tipping point that makes this war entertaining. Not a huge fan of them as everyone knows but they can do attacks well and at the moment we have 3 odd alliiances hitting us most nights and are ending up positive on roids.. which is amazingly sad.
Welcome to the party CT, you are welcome guests, please dont crash like FaNG and ND tho...
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20 Apr 2013, 17:28
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
whats the blocks like atm?
Looks like TGV/App/ODDR vs. CT/FAnG/ND ?
could be interesting tho I guess the valuelead especially from TGV/App will win this war unless CT/FAnG/ND gets a little more help somewhere in the universe.
good luck
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20 Apr 2013, 17:42
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
We would rather not war our friends in TGV, however, you all know our position when it comes to #1 alliance running away with the round!
Good Luck and lets hope we can make the round a bit more interesting!
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20 Apr 2013, 23:36
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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Originally Posted by [DDK]gm
We would rather not war our friends in TGV, however, you all know our position when it comes to #1 alliance running away with the round!
Good Luck and lets hope we can make the round a bit more interesting!
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Take pity on us Mighty GM. I promise I will get rid of my Nissan and buy a chevy volt. This way you can take out your lovely sheep on a nice date and treat her right and finally afford those new shears so you can give her a proper shaving. I know how you guys on the island like to keep the hair/wool nice and trim.
To be honest I was surprised you guys stayed away this long from the block war. You guys have been very very quiet. But considering you have some nice value, some nice big planets, if you manage to get some good XP land you can sling shot and challenge for the win. Its possible and that would be a nice move on your part. I guess will see what the round has in store for all of us.
cya on the field of battle
PS: I call dibs on Chaos roids. Nobody better beat me to them
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21 Apr 2013, 00:56
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YAAARRGH!
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Hah, like GM I was hessitant for fang to start stuff with TGV cause I like them also. But Clouds turned into a paranoid tit, so sex piss in your faces, especially Kai (hey baby).
Should be more interesting with CT on side, but like Varok says the value lead will be very difficult to overcome.
GL vikings <3
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21 Apr 2013, 01:06
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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Originally Posted by Connovar
Hah, like GM I was hessitant for fang to start stuff with TGV cause I like them also. But Clouds turned into a paranoid tit, so sex piss in your faces, especially Kai (hey baby).
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Pfft. Paranoid. You hit our friend, so we hit you back.
TGV are very loyal allies if you enter in to a formal agreement with us.
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21 Apr 2013, 01:11
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Ill stand by your side aswell, like the good old days connovar >
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21 Apr 2013, 01:27
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Well done, well done! I, King Sprinkles, totally approve of this message! For our friends / allies / potential lovers I salute you for showing bravery & loyalty! Your reward will be 30% of my cam shows, & a free download video of your choice!
Everyone else, please open up your hearts & embrace your one & true King! Remember your King loves you all, even those who are afraid to get all jelly up & loving.
Sincerely,
King Sprinkles <3
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21 Apr 2013, 01:38
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YAAARRGH!
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
now theres 2 clouds? jeezuz
By my recollection TGV and apprime were the ones started bullying ND. But no point argueing over spilt milk, I knew you were determined for FAnG to be your top contender wether we really were or not, and thats how you set up your alliances. Perhaps we should have been but alas, no.
Come and rejoin fang butcher and stop pretending to be someone your not. I will occasionally entertain you with a humourous/penis/xerxes mum photo in the whatsap group, as thats what my contributions are limited to in FAnG for this round
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21 Apr 2013, 01:58
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Alliance Presence in top 100 on tick 701
1 The Galactic Vikings 30
2 Apprime 21
3 Conspiracy 13
4 ODDR 8
5 FAnG 8
6 MegaROCK 5
7 Howling Rain 4
8 NewDawn 3
This fight will be a lot less one sided then some might imagine. The stats are horribly defensive, if CT did not join Fang/ND/etc TGV would just run away with the round. At least this way there is a shot at it being an interesting round.
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21 Apr 2013, 03:27
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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Originally Posted by Monroe
Alliance Presence in top 100 on tick 701
1 The Galactic Vikings 30
2 Apprime 21
3 Conspiracy 13
4 ODDR 8
5 FAnG 8
6 MegaROCK 5
7 Howling Rain 4
8 NewDawn 3
This fight will be a lot less one sided then some might imagine. The stats are horribly defensive, if CT did not join Fang/ND/etc TGV would just run away with the round. At least this way there is a shot at it being an interesting round.
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Yeah I know....I been watching that too and I still dont get how we managed to get such a lead and be so far ahead. Its weird and we have not been hit hard but we had some nights with lots of incoming. Fang/ND have put up some major waves on us with some other alliances. Even though they put major pressure on us we have only really had 2-4 lands at any given time on us. I think we only had 2 days where we lost roids overall.
Come Tuesday night we shall see if the members are up to it and if our defensive fleets can stand up to the new onslaught from the barbarian horde. I think we can hold you guys off alright, you will get some lands but not too many and it will be a very very slow roid leak....at least I hope so.
It would have been funny if we won the alliance ranking and got all 3 planet ranking. Has that every been done? I cant remember.
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21 Apr 2013, 09:58
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
Yes. Probably more examples as well. (16 and 19 at a quick glance, maybe more)
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22 Apr 2013, 00:22
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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Yes. Probably more examples as well. (16 and 19 at a quick glance, maybe more)
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Thats impressive. How could the PA community let them dominate that much. I am pretty sure I did not play those rounds, and if I did I would hang my head in shame for letting asc control the universe like that. Well done on their part though.
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22 Apr 2013, 12:17
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
TGV would like to announce that Forest is our new Public Relations Person.
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22 Apr 2013, 13:18
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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22 Apr 2013, 21:59
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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26 Apr 2013, 02:07
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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forest please let us beat 1up!!!!
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30 Apr 2013, 22:46
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
I love reading this stuff.
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Re: An Official Announcement From The Galactic Vikings
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Originally Posted by King Sprinkles
Well done, well done! I, King Sprinkles, totally approve of this message! For our friends / allies / potential lovers I salute you for showing bravery & loyalty! Your reward will be 30% of my cam shows, & a free download video of your choice!
Everyone else, please open up your hearts & embrace your one & true King! Remember your King loves you all, even those who are afraid to get all jelly up & loving.
Sincerely,
King Sprinkles <3
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