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24 Mar 2005, 03:37
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so f*cking zen
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It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Can anyone remember what the stalker letters in "The Bodyguard" said?
I PROMISE I SHANT COPY THEM AND SEND THEM TO A GIRL I WORK WITH HONEST!
Well i wont do it much.
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24 Mar 2005, 03:44
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BlueTuba
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
I remember "And I will always love you" stalking me for a while
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24 Mar 2005, 04:02
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
From the script, which I Googled..
MARRON BITCH -- YOU HAVE EVERYTHING
I HAVE NOTHING. THE TIME IS COMING
WHEN YOU SHALL DIE...
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24 Mar 2005, 04:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Thanks DM (i did google myself but i got bored of reading through the script*).
Seems a bit harsh tho.
I'll prolly just have to settle for "I WATCH YOU!" or some-such.
*i read up to the bit where frank is shown the letters but when there was no mention of what they said i decided to stop reading
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24 Mar 2005, 04:08
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
BTW GD should feel free to suggest a stalker message for me to use.
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24 Mar 2005, 04:11
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
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24 Mar 2005, 04:18
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
what have you done? i have fallen in love with you so much that i will get rid of your boyfriend so i can have you for my own.. i love you.. we were meant to be together.. nothing will every make me happy until i have you in my arms.. i will knock at your door tomorrow night to make love with you.. if you don't answer, that means you are already waiting for me in your bed, naked.. and i'll be there, don't worry.. i have a house key..
How's that?
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24 Mar 2005, 04:20
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
She doesn't have a boyfriend atm other than that it's "great"
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24 Mar 2005, 04:38
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Happy
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...
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24 Mar 2005, 08:13
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Rawr rawr
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...
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That must be a bitch to cut out of newspapers and paste on a piece of paper with rubber gloves and a pair of tweezers.
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24 Mar 2005, 10:19
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:alpha:
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
I think Demigod's can be condensed to
WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
that's pretty creepy just on its own
I think this style of attack won't get you any brownie points though Rankin
Maybe try something cheesy like "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR A DRINK -YOUR STALKER" written in newspaper letters.
That'd be amusing and allow you to express your interests in her
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24 Mar 2005, 10:54
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cynic
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
dace, seriously, what the ****?
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24 Mar 2005, 12:07
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share the <3
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Hi, i was just wondering if we could go for a drink after work or at the weekend sometime? Peter.
it'll probably has a greater chance of working than
Everytime i think of death i get turned on and think of you.
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24 Mar 2005, 12:15
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Choice of Whacker sir?
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Rhoypnol - The gentle persuader
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24 Mar 2005, 12:24
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Miles Teg
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
'i watch you when you sleep'
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24 Mar 2005, 18:36
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
"Im not stalking you, im just giving you all the attention you ever wanted"
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24 Mar 2005, 19:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
dace, seriously, what the ****?
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One of the girls at work appears to have a stalker.
This girl is friends (and has been since school) with another girl who i also work with.
The girl who doesn't have a stalker felt "a little left out".
I said i'd be her stalker (and laughed manically)
I'm just keeping a promise *shrug*
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24 Mar 2005, 19:24
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Gone
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Does poking fishfingers under a person's door every day constitute stalking?
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24 Mar 2005, 19:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
I'd say it was more a waste of good fish fingers tbh.
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24 Mar 2005, 19:27
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Rawr rawr
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Does poking fishfingers under a person's door every day constitute stalking?
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Only if they are laid out in the form of a letter.
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24 Mar 2005, 19:28
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Gone
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
And what if they have cum on them?
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24 Mar 2005, 19:32
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Rawr rawr
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
And what if they have cum on them?
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You like cummy fingers?
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24 Mar 2005, 19:43
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
And what if they have cum on them?
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She'll get pregnant* when she uses her fishy smelling fingers to shove the fish fingers into her fishy smelling twat.
* Maybe
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24 Mar 2005, 22:33
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Pointing out the obvious...
AND being disgusting... Well... First negrep from me that is...
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24 Mar 2005, 23:06
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Hey, if it reminds you of your girlfriend, it's not my fault.
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25 Mar 2005, 19:25
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Gone
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
I'm not planning on poking them under a woman's door, DM.
Women and fingers don't mix.
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27 Mar 2005, 16:00
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Mercenary
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Watched that all the way through for the 1st time last night, pretty good if i do say so...btw, each letter seems to start with "Marron Bitch...."
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27 Mar 2005, 16:06
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Miles Teg
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Women and fingers don't mix.
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there seems to be a huge gap in your general education, one so vast, that light cannot escape from it, such is the black hole that is the gap in your knowledge.
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27 Mar 2005, 19:41
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BlueTuba
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
Girls love chocolate fingers
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27 Mar 2005, 19:55
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: It's a bit of a random ask but ...
When you shower, you miss a spot on your back.
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