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Banned · 23 Feb 2005, 17:57

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Originally Posted by DailyRotten

Feb 23 1996

The "Freeway Killer" William G Bonin executed at San Quentin. For his last meal he chose two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three coffee ice creams, and fifteen cans of Coca Cola totalling a rather unhealthy 6391 calories.

Not a bad choice, really. I figure going with something you know rather than experimenting has to be the norm, which is a bit funny considering how people who aren't going to die tomorrow talk about 'living each day as if it were their last'. But you don't see them chowing down 2 pizzas and 15 cans of coke.

I'd get something that smells really bad to make the guards uncomfortable.

What would you choose?

lokken · 23 Feb 2005, 18:01

If i was a seagull i'd choose alka seltzer

pablissimo · 23 Feb 2005, 18:06

A plate of curly fries and two Guinness.

Structural Integrity · 23 Feb 2005, 18:09

Fish 'n chips. I remember I liked it when I was on vacation in Scotland many years ago.

Banned · 23 Feb 2005, 18:09

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

A plate of curly fries and two Guinness.

I wonder if they allow alcohol. I wonder if 'korskenkorva until I drop' is a meal.

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Originally Posted by Structural Integrity

Fish 'n chips. I remember I liked it when I was on vacation in Scotland many years ago.

I had it when I was in England last. I miss it very much

pig · 23 Feb 2005, 18:20

For starters I would have a doner kebab, followed by fish and chips, then a chicken balti, and a dominoes pizza, then for desert I would have ice cream, jelly and angel delight. Finally I would drink pepsi and lager. This would be my final meal before I die.

Ste · 23 Feb 2005, 18:21

eat as much as you want chinese or tapas or something
you could be there for days

Phalon · 23 Feb 2005, 18:29

I'd ask for a lightbulb.

Go out in style.

Cannon_Fodder · 23 Feb 2005, 19:54

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Originally Posted by Phalon

I'd ask for a lightbulb.

Go out in style.

or a whole bicycle...

vampire_lestat · 23 Feb 2005, 20:24

I'd go for a whole roast inside a yorkshire pudding, complete with a whole spitroasted boar.

Tomkat · 23 Feb 2005, 20:36

I'd ask for the key to the cell.

Then I'd eat it.

Banned · 23 Feb 2005, 20:50

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

I'd ask for the key to the cell.

Then I'd eat it.

Hollywood has taught me that they don't use keys anymore. They have fancy buzzers that go bzzzt and let people through. You also have to say stuff like 'Open cell 34' so that the guy whose only apparant job is to sit and bzzzt the buzzer when people tell him to can bzzzt the buzzer and buzz you in.

vampire_lestat · 23 Feb 2005, 21:02

Then ask for the man who buzzes the buzzer and eat him?

Structural Integrity · 23 Feb 2005, 21:07

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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat

Then ask for the man who buzzes the buzzer and eat him?

But what if you were a prisoner in star trek? You'd have to eat the ship's computer. That'd taste foul. But if you ate the ship's computer the forcefield to the cell would prolly go down so they'd still get to you.
It'd be shit to be a bad guy in startrek I can tell you.

pablissimo · 23 Feb 2005, 21:08

Then they get stabbed in the neck with a hypodermic of rooter, and used as a hostage in an attempt to exit the facility before they get killed by way of an unstoppable robot sent from the fwait a second

TheShadowMan · 23 Feb 2005, 21:17

www.deadmaneating.com

:-)

Marilyn Manson · 23 Feb 2005, 21:26

Jonny Depp's ass.

pablissimo · 23 Feb 2005, 21:28

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Jonny Depp's ass.

Ooooh that one's a bit blue but they like a bit of blue, they like a bit of blue.

Summanus · 23 Feb 2005, 22:11

I'd eat Tasmania

IncubusGod · 24 Feb 2005, 13:28

Whatever I'd eat, I'd eat a lot of it just so they'd have to clean up the mess when every sphincter goes limp on death.
That'll teach em.

Knight Theamion · 24 Feb 2005, 13:37

the pussy of Britney Spears.

IncubusGod · 24 Feb 2005, 13:38

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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

the pussy of Britney Spears.

It's Atkins approved!

KoeN · 24 Feb 2005, 13:47

anything but junkfood*.

*calories

HAL-9000 · 24 Feb 2005, 13:49

I watched a documentary on TV last night about that female serial killer, Aileen something - the person the film Monster was based on. For her last meal she had KFC. They gave her a $20 budget.

KoeN · 24 Feb 2005, 14:04

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Originally Posted by HAL-9000

I watched a documentary on TV last night about that female serial killer, Aileen something - the person the film Monster was based on. For her last meal she had KFC. They gave her a $20 budget.

Aileen is dead?
that explains why she didn't mail back.

skiddy · 24 Feb 2005, 14:21

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Originally Posted by KoeN

Aileen is dead?
that explains why she didn't mail back.

No, 'Sender: Koen' explains why she didn't mail back.

slick · 24 Feb 2005, 14:24

Id have an 1/8th of skunk, and thgen eat whatever i wanted.. lots of things.... Pizza, Pasta, olives, egg mayo, loads of cheese and grapes, beer and whisky.... i'd just get smashed

skiddy · 24 Feb 2005, 14:25

The guv'nors face.

roadrunner_0 · 24 Feb 2005, 14:28

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Originally Posted by KoeN

Aileen is dead?
that explains why she didn't mail back.

its risky, but will it work

Deepflow · 24 Feb 2005, 14:32

id probably start with foie gras, i had that for the first time a couple of weeks ago and can say its the best starter ever.

I might add some chinese starters in here, just as a 2nd course.

main course... hmm. My mothers sunday roast? (Beef, AND pork crackling)

Key lime pie

A decent cheese course accompanied by some top class port.

Brandy?

i know its a big mish mash and my 'palate' probably wouldnt appreciate it, but **** that, im about to die.

HAL-9000 · 24 Feb 2005, 14:41

Perhaps you are all ignoring the point I was making about you actually only having a $20 budget?

noah02 · 24 Feb 2005, 15:24

pork in peking sauce from my local chinese its lush.

Yahwe · 24 Feb 2005, 15:47

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Originally Posted by HAL-9000

Perhaps you are all ignoring the point I was making about you actually only having a $20 budget?

its unlikely that english people would face a $20 budget ...

HAL-9000 · 24 Feb 2005, 16:37

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Originally Posted by Yahwe

its unlikely that english people would face a $20 budget ...

It is unlikely that english people would face capital punishment ...

Marilyn Manson · 24 Feb 2005, 16:38

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

Ooooh that one's a bit blue but they like a bit of blue, they like a bit of blue.

Are you hinting that you'd like to shag Blue here, Pab?

pyirt · 24 Feb 2005, 16:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoeN

anything but junkfood*.

*calories

Whos going to worry about calories? You`re not going to live long enough to put on weight.

Yahwe · 24 Feb 2005, 16:55

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Originally Posted by HAL-9000

It is unlikely that english people would face capital punishment ...

glad to see you are in agreement over the silliness of raising points of fact in a purely theoretical discussion.

I'd just want two bottles of veuve 96, a very large pot of beluga, fresh blinis, sour cream and a lemon.

with perhaps a cigarette for after.

Qdeathstar · 24 Feb 2005, 17:15

Strawberry Icecream. Chocolate cake. A bit of milk. Then cheap alchohol, if i was by myself.

With someone else... we'd have 40... so some steaks...tea, and whine.. maybe a potato.

onetwothree · 24 Feb 2005, 18:30

you can't go wrong with a pot noodle and a packet of richmonds.

vampire_lestat · 24 Feb 2005, 18:44

on second thoughts, something that makes me highly flamable and explosive would be good, then when they put me on the chair....

Ste · 24 Feb 2005, 18:47

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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat

on second thoughts, something that makes me highly flamable and explosive would be good, then when they put me on the chair....

what if they use lethal injection, firing squad or hanging?

vampire_lestat · 24 Feb 2005, 18:52

Well then I'd try to get some metal shoes and make a spark when i'm thrashing around in pain for the hanging, have something in the food that reacts explosively with the poison and the firing squad should still set off the 'big bang'.

Ste · 24 Feb 2005, 18:56

ok, that sounds better

Chika · 25 Feb 2005, 00:37

For my last meal, I would ask for mcDonald's big mac, Wendy's fries and a huge chocolate shake.

Blastoderm · 25 Feb 2005, 01:00

Small doner kebabs with garlic & chili sauce and all salad.

Banned · 25 Feb 2005, 11:38

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Originally Posted by Yahwe

with perhaps a cigarette for after.

Some prisons have no smoking policies so they deny prisoners a cigarette after their last meal

Deepflow · 25 Feb 2005, 16:40

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Originally Posted by onetwothree

you can't go wrong with a pot noodle and a packet of richmonds.

superkings?

Banned · 25 Feb 2005, 17:16

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Originally Posted by Chika

For my last meal, I would ask for mcDonald's big mac, Wendy's fries and a huge chocolate shake.

And I'm quite sure some manager somewhere would bitch that the death row customers weren't coming back for more.

Yahwe · 26 Feb 2005, 02:01

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Originally Posted by Banned

Some prisons have no smoking policies so they deny prisoners a cigarette after their last meal

most courts have a no smoking policy.

never stopped me.

CamelToe · 26 Feb 2005, 02:08

The death penalty is a marvelous thing.