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Unread 10 Feb 2005, 15:13   #1
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Exclamation The line is calling!
Part of my current work situation involves taking orders at a customer center for a cable tv company.

When customers are calling, they get three choices:

For billing support, press 1
For tech support, press 2
For ordering, press 3

To all the twats pressing 3 just to get a shortcut to 1 or 2:

GET BACK IN THE LINE!
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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Unread 10 Feb 2005, 16:43   #2
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Re: The line is calling!
how about this.....
you employ more staff so we dont have sit IN A ****ING QUEUE FOR 3HOURS LISTENING TO SOME SHIT RECORDING OF BACH and we (as customers) wont cut straight through the bs by hitting 'ordering'

because we all know full well that the company will have 99% of its call staff on that line and **** all on the other ones.


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Unread 10 Feb 2005, 18:59   #3
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haha if i have to queue I dont ring the company, I ring the Complaints department. Make up something and get them to ring me.

This always works. :-)

If i have to queue for complaints, I got a fax machine
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To be honest, I think consumers deserve some blame for continually picking companies with cheap (and thus crap) customer services.
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how about this.....
you employ more staff so we dont have sit IN A ****ING QUEUE FOR 3HOURS LISTENING TO SOME SHIT RECORDING OF BACH and we (as customers) wont cut straight through the bs by hitting 'ordering'

because we all know full well that the company will have 99% of its call staff on that line and **** all on the other ones.


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shut up, get back in line and appreciate the fact that we spent money on music for you.
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