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15 Nov 2004, 16:13
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Interview With God
And you lot said God didn't exist. (View presentation) - then how else could he be interviewed?
Oh well, at least there's some 'nice' photos and the music out of Forest Gump.
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15 Nov 2004, 16:18
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Interview With God
God
is deader than dead
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15 Nov 2004, 16:35
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Interview With God
"what surprises you most about mankind"
"er....im God...nothing surprises me. infact i know what your going to ask next... SO YES, YES, NO, NO, YES, YES, MAYBE. JESUS, YES , YES, THE LONDON TIMES!'
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15 Nov 2004, 16:37
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: Interview With God
HHGTG on God and the Babel fish:
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Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
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There is no God.
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16 Nov 2004, 12:16
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Re: Interview With God
i blame you for getting stuff thrown at me
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16 Nov 2004, 15:04
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Interview With God
nice pictures tbh
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16 Nov 2004, 15:07
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Interview With God
Quote:
Originally Posted by meglamaniac
There is no Spoon.
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Fixed for you.
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16 Nov 2004, 16:04
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Interview With God
its pretty
dreary piffle
but pretty
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16 Nov 2004, 18:01
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Interview With God
profound.
Very nice scenery as well.
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16 Nov 2004, 18:04
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I dunno...
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: manchester
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Re: Interview With God
You have to pay for a screensaver? Oh, I get it:
"So, do you want to interview me?" God asked.
"Yes, If you have the time," I said.
God smiled.
"That'll be $9.95," he said, "Buy two, and get stigmata free of charge."
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16 Nov 2004, 18:08
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
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Re: Interview With God
got bored after 30 seconds.
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