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12 May 2003, 20:00
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Godfather
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"Gaydar"
We have recently been told that a 'straight guy' who is still (According to him) straight has been erm 'inserting various parts of his bodily organs into other men'
Apparently he couldnt be 'arsed' (ho ho) to find a woman to chat up so he found a bloke instead...
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even with my feeble logical skills how in gods name is it easier to find a gay man than it is a woman.
And also how the feck do they go about it?
Do they have gaydar and just KNOW....
Obviously chatting up a homophobe could lead to rather 'dire consequences' if he was 10ft tall and built like a rhino.
So my friends, romans, countrymen. How do they do it?
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12 May 2003, 20:02
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Look! He's Dancing!
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They come to you, or at least to me
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12 May 2003, 20:02
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Gay bars?
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12 May 2003, 20:04
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LETS START A WAR
START A NUCLEAR WAR
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12 May 2003, 20:05
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Maybe this is an evil reactionary stereotype but a fair number of gay people seem to act blatantly camp as if it's a big collective experiment in overdoing irony.
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12 May 2003, 20:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
LETS START A WAR
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I am assuming this lyric came from that Gay Bar song which is rather ace.
Electric 6 am I right?
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12 May 2003, 20:07
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Henry Kelly
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Indeed.
Though to be honest the song is enhanced no end with the video of Bush and Blair singing to it by way of editted newsconferences and those videos they played in Iraq.
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12 May 2003, 20:09
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Indeed.
Though to be honest the song is enhanced no end with the video of Bush and Blair singing to it by way of editted newsconferences and those videos they played in Iraq.
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i may have seen, but need some hardcore URLage action here
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12 May 2003, 20:14
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Aardvark is a funny word
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12 May 2003, 20:15
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Henry Kelly
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Thar she blows
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12 May 2003, 20:16
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To answer your Q, yes there is such a thing as Gaydar, and you either have it or you don't.
It isn't a prerequsite to being gay by any measn either, a lot of gay men i know are bloody awful at it, and actually a lot of women are very good at it. It's just an extension of being socially aware, a trait most men don't have, they just miss nuances. Some gay men aren't seemingly feminie for a reason though, which would explain the men that do have it (and not all more than averagely feminie men are gay either which would explain the straight ones)
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12 May 2003, 20:27
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Re: "Gaydar"
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Originally posted by JammyJim
Do they have gaydar and just KNOW....
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A friend of mine (who is gay) claims to have a 'gaydar'. I have sat with him and his boyfriend on several occasions in Starbucks and other equally overrated coffee shops while they point out the gay men and the 'could be persuaded' ones.
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12 May 2003, 21:28
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Well there is the 'handkerchief in backpocket' signal system.
Or so I've heard.
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12 May 2003, 21:30
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I just nipped out to a nearby pub which was about half full. I stood in the middle of the room and shouted "Oi Faggot" as loud as possible. Five men and two women turned around. I guess they are gay.
It's a nice pub but i won't be going back.
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12 May 2003, 21:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I just nipped out to a nearby pub which was about half full. I stood in the middle of the room and shouted "Oi Faggot" as loud as possible. Five men and two women turned around. I guess they are gay.
It's a nice pub but i won't be going back.
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ROFL
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12 May 2003, 21:38
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I stood in the middle of the room and shouted "Oi Faggot" as loud as possible. Five men and two women turned around. I guess they are gay.
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This made my day
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12 May 2003, 21:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I just nipped out to a nearby pub which was about half full. I stood in the middle of the room and shouted "Oi Faggot" as loud as possible. Five men and two women turned around. I guess they are gay.
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Maybe they wanted to find out what dick face shouted "Oi Faggot" in the middle of a pub.
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12 May 2003, 21:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I have gaydar.
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12 May 2003, 22:37
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I have gaydar.
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Damn straight. 300 women in the counting house, and you pulled the Butch Lesbian.
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12 May 2003, 22:38
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Re: "Gaydar"
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Originally posted by JammyJim
We have recently been told that a 'straight guy' who is still (According to him) straight has been erm 'inserting various parts of his bodily organs into other men'
Apparently he couldnt be 'arsed' (ho ho) to find a woman to chat up so he found a bloke instead...
NOW
even with my feeble logical skills how in gods name is it easier to find a gay man than it is a woman.
And also how the feck do they go about it?
Do they have gaydar and just KNOW....
Obviously chatting up a homophobe could lead to rather 'dire consequences' if he was 10ft tall and built like a rhino.
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Your friend found a bottom. Bottoms are usually more femme. Femme gay men are pretty easy to spot. I know this is a horrible use of generalizations but if we ignore some of the exceptions to the rule than it's a lovely little stereotype.
P.S. My bottom conclusion is based on your statement "inserting various parts of his bodily organs into other men" which leads me to believe he's topping. If this isn't a direct quote and should not lead me to believe who's giving and who's receiving than a different conclusion would be applied. Basically that your friend's a big ol' mo who found himself a butch in a gay bar.
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12 May 2003, 22:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Damn straight. 300 women in the counting house, and you pulled the Butch Lesbian.
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12 May 2003, 22:48
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Kindly die.
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I WUB J00 SARAH
*hides*
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12 May 2003, 22:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
I WUB J00 SARAH
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You know I couldn't stay mad at you Kurawuraflufflykins
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12 May 2003, 22:58
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Butchness = good
They protect there weaker partner
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12 May 2003, 23:01
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
You know I couldn't stay mad at you Kurawuraflufflykins
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ARGH!
Dont say that. Youll ruin my "Hard , cold , unfeeling mod" aura.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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12 May 2003, 23:07
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Twisted
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Mission accomplished..... now who can my next victim be...
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13 May 2003, 12:26
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Gone
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When I'm in the mood, I put up a sign in my window which says 'RED HOT ARSE SEX REQUIRED. APPLY WITHIN. PLEASE: NO SKIRT, NO CALLS AFTER 9PM.'
I assume every other gay and bisexual man in the world does the same.
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13 May 2003, 12:35
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13 May 2003, 12:36
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Gone
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'Skirt' as in 'female', not 'skirt' as in 'item worn by big butch homo Scots'
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13 May 2003, 13:03
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i've had 2 offers in the last month to gain my 'brown wings' if you excuse the metaphor, WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT:
note to self: must stop wearing pink shirts and drinking WKD
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13 May 2003, 13:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Because you are?
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13 May 2003, 13:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Because you are?
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yes i'm a gay [TiT] as well as a [pr0nstar], what gave me away?
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13 May 2003, 13:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
what gave me away?
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Shakin' yo' ass at all the men on the forums, as well as being a general pricktease.
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13 May 2003, 13:23
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< Obiwan with yellow skin
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13 May 2003, 14:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Mission accomplished..... now who can my next victim be...
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Too late for JBoy :(
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13 May 2003, 14:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
< Obiwan with yellow skin
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I see you Obi
Shakin' dat ass
Shakin' dat ass
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13 May 2003, 15:01
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your mood is whimsical today MM
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13 May 2003, 15:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
your mood is whimsical today MM
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I would have thought a more accurate phrase would have been 'rampantly homo-erotic', but well.
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13 May 2003, 15:04
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cynic
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well, i could have saif that, but i thought 'whimsical' was a much better word that i havent used in far too long, perhaps i shall try and 'insert' it into the conversation at the pub tonight, which could be good for a laugh
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