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Unread 16 Mar 2005, 19:16   #1
Kurashima
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Woman Sues Plumber

A woman hires the local plumber to come and fit her new shower upstairs. As he is a well known and respected member of the community , she gives him the keys to the house and just tells him to lock up when hes done. The woman goes off to work leaving the plumber to get on with his job. After the first day, she comes home, the work looks as though its going well, but her dog appears a bit quiet. Normally he bounds up to her as she enters the house , today he just wanders up and whines a bit. After a few more days have passed, the same pattern repeats. The work is going well, but each day, the dog appears to be more and more subdued.

As she leaves the dog in the kitchen, she decides to put a small Spy camera in there. The camera detects any motion in the kitchen and records it to her computer upstairs. She comes home that evening, and the dog doesnt even move from its basket. It just looks at her and then puts its head back down. Concerned, she goes upstairs to check on the bathroom. Its almost finished, the plumbing is seamless, and shes very pleased. She logs onto the computer and runs back the spy camera footage for the day. Shes absoloutely shocked to see the plumber walk into the kitchen naked and start shagging her dog. She immediately phones him and complains about his conduct, threatening to sue him for what he has done to her dog.

"Im sorry Miss , im afraid you cant do that"
"Why the hell not, ive got you on camera shagging my dog"
"Yes Miss, but if you check my qualifications, youll find im Corgi registered"
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