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Unread 13 Aug 2005, 02:24   #1
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If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
What drives people in their constant pursuit of being shit?

I find it hard to ever take an optimistic view of human life because no matter how low standards you set, people will always dissapoint you.

I was in edinburgh today, i went to a comedy show called "Folk off ulster", which was marginally funny. Had a nice tapas dinner, and a couple of pints with my friend claire before she ****s off to Canada (the lucky bitch) for a year.

Had a nice walk around the city, enjoyed the fringe atmosphere etc, commented on how non threatening it was (unlike Glasgow, where the scum own the streets). Walking to the train station with claire, on Princes street, and

Bam

Smacked in the side of the head by some ****ing faggot ned, full force. My vision went for a second, and i stumbled, but stumbled forward, and kept walking, ignoring it as if it didnt happen. Its the only way, when theres 5 of them, drunk, and you're with a chick. We walked on another 5-10 metres and i just said "forget about it, keep walking". 5 more metres and mid sentence she said "watch out!" and the **** came flying for me again from behind. I dodged him, and me and claire run. He stopped, then started running again. We were only 200m from the train station, but the train wasnt for another 20 minutes, so there was no point going for it. We stopped and regrouped for a second, and saw he'd brought 2 of his 4 mates along for a bolt this time, so we ran and dodged through traffic, then ducked into a Burger King. Hung out for 10 minutes, called Claire a taxi home, and i got on the train without incident.

Got into glasgow.. the whole place was steaming with shite. Saw one guy chase another all the way across george square, make a grab for him outside the back of the GOMA, but the guy struggled free and ran. I went for a bottle of irn bru and a baguette, outside the shop two neds started fighting. Then they threw bottles at each other, and finally they fought each other to the other side of the doorway, so i could squeeze out and run to the bus stop. Where a bunch of herrys and their neddy boyfriends had grabbed some guy and were shouting "ah swear its him, hes the wan kelly marie shagged, hahahaha yaaaas!" while the guy looked for an exit. The bus came. Thanfully there was only one missile hurled at it by passers by, what looked like a medium side branch. Behind me was a guy talking to his mate, who had his phone stolen, and was apparently jumped three times.

Im just in the door, and i cant eat my baguette because my jaw is ****ing too sore to open.

This rant is partly for attention whoring. And im well aware i got off lightly, and that every single ****ing one of you has probably had it worse. Ive had it worse myself, this isnt the point.


The point is, what drives people to be so ****ing shit? What the ****? Why am i terrified to walk about in my own city alone? Is it any wonder i think nothing of nobody, when this is the sort of humanity you encounter every day. I got smacked today, i may not get smacked tomorrow, but i fear it equally every day. If i was stronger and fought back, i would get killed. Whos to say what the ****s would have done with me if theyd caught me? Broke my jaw, my arms, given me internal bleeding, stabbed me, killed me? In the DEAD CENTER of my nations capital too, its just unbelievable. I dont know what they're meant to do, but about 20 people must have seen the guy clock me, hundreds seen him chase me, and nobody does nothing. Is this just part of life, and something i should accept? Is roughing up just a part of normal life?

Im all for prejudice. I want to be chief of police, and load up my vans with anyone who wears white clothes and burberry before they even do anything. I'll lock them all up for good, and save the country a fortune in benefit fraud, nhs bills, liver transplants, trauma counselling etc etc etc. Im constantly appalled by what a horrible place this is to live, when it needs not to be. Theres no defending humanity really, how we treat each other. When the meteor comes, i'll welcome it with open arms. May it hit Scotland first.
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Unread 13 Aug 2005, 02:34   #2
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
I haven't had worse.




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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
I'll welcome the meteor with you.
When you walk down the street on the way to last orders and get jumped by someone driving past ,spending the rest of the night in the hospital getting stitches then at the police station giving a statement with them asking you what you have done. Then when you walk to a friends and get started on by 15 lovely little townies. Or as you wait for a friend to finish work and get punched in the face for not giving some little twerp a cigarette when he isn't even old eough to smoke. That's when you start to wonder, why bother.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
maybe the £7 a pint police chief (see the 'dictionary' thread) isn't so wrong after all
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who's claire?
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
Welcome to Scotland.

When I was in Edinburgh we saw some guy get the shit kicked out of him for standing in a doorway.

And they say Nottingham is bad...
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
I have never been in trouble when out drunk. i have never seen anybody get randomly attacked. A couple of my friends have been smacked around a little, but never without some degree of 'could have avoided it if they wanted it'.

Just move somewhere where people aren't generally shit. From the sound of it, just about anywhere else will do.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
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I haven't had worse.
Same, in three years I have only seen 1 fight in Cardiff with just a few other small incidents.

Even in the middle of the valleys (Rhondda and Cynon) I haven't seen anything even close to that. You see the odd fight on a Friday or Saturday night but it is generally a bit of shouting, a couple of punches and then everyone walks off or the police stop them.
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Deffeh attracts 'angry' people it seems.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
Put that story into your citys newspaper. Clearly there's not enough police there..
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i have quite a few friends in edinburgh, and none of them have reported this so unlucky deffeh its a bit shit
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Im all for prejudice. I want to be chief of police, and load up my vans with anyone who wears white clothes and burberry before they even do anything. I'll lock them all up for good, and save the country a fortune in benefit fraud, nhs bills, liver transplants, trauma counselling etc etc etc. Im constantly appalled by what a horrible place this is to live, when it needs not to be.
I fully agree, but do we really have to lock them up? Can't we just shoot them. I won't miss them.
If we can't do this, and I really don't know why we can't, then at least cut their bollocks off.
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You obviously don't look intimidating enough Robert.

The neds smelled the fear and went for you.

SHAME ON YOU!
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i'm telling you, compulsory contraceptives in council estate water supplies, it's the only viable solution
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And they say Jersey is bad...




oh wait, no they don't
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And they say Jersey is bad...




oh wait, no they don't
No, they say Jersey is boring.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
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1) move to the US where people are afraid to go after each other unless they are ready to kill as anyone on the street might be packing heat or could go home and pick up their piece and come back for a rematch.

2) increase the size of you military then invade a random country where you can send large numbers of your trouble makers to kill and harass people far away from you.

3) only go out if you can take Steven Segall with you
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maybe the £7 a pint police chief (see the 'dictionary' thread) isn't so wrong after all
This isn't to do with drink. Would you or I, smashed off our faces on cheap cider, do things like this? Of course we wouldn't. This is about upbringing, morals and a general lack of respect for other people. It's neds/chavs' sheer lack of class, combined with a sprinkling of twattishness. I can tolerate almost anything (even militant feminism), but these 'people' I just cannot deal with. **** them all.
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try this only legal defence spray in uk... apperently...


i have some, saved my ass a couple times... spraying drunk chavs when they come after you kinda shocks the hell outa them... not something they normally expect AND its legal
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But not nearly as much fun as a can of deodorent and a lighter.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
what I want is one of these or similar to be made legal in the UK.

Also: I've never seen anything beyond verbal abuse in my area. This is why everyone useful should live in villages, and the shit people should be left in the cities, which we can then bomb at our convienence.
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There is no excuse. I know the law already carries a mandatory jail term for an unprovoked attack on a stranger, but quite frankly it should be life in prison for such an assault. I think the other problem is how many of these cases even get reported, let alone go to court?

We've seen a lot of cases around the country in recent years of innocent people in situations just like you dieing from a single blow to the head. The possible consequences of a single drunken punch are well published.

Maybe a mindless thug would think twice about attacking a random stranger if he knew the police would give the case more attention and that'd he'd have a nice life strech as a guest of her maj for his trouble.

Heh, to look back at another thread of yours, maybe more of these stupid thugs would be thinned out if there were more 40mph zones and less speed cameras around.
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Maybe a mindless thug would think twice about attacking a random stranger if he knew the police would give the case more attention and that'd he'd have a nice life strech as a guest of her maj for his trouble.
Doubtful.

Very doubtful.

Probably more incentive to kill you. If you're dead you can't identify your attacker.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
I wonder why none of Scottish cities made it into the top 10 worst areas in the UK...





IF I go to either Edinburgh or Glasgow for the weekend, do you think I'll be beaten up too?
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I had the whole bus staring at me again when I sat right at the back with a 'brown' sports bag.
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IF I go to either Edinburgh or Glasgow for the weekend, do you think I'll be beaten up too?

Probably not, no, but just be wary. If you see any neds at all, just cross the road. "Chavs" seem to be a bit more harmless than neds, the way you guys talk about them. Funnily enough ive never had problems in pubs, its just the steets are owned by the scum of the earth
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what's the difference between a ned and a chav ?
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neds are scottish, i think thats about it.

also, move to london deff, its not perfect, but sounds a darn sight better than glasgow.
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Probably not, no, but just be wary. If you see any neds at all, just cross the road.


See that's where you're going wrong.

Crossing the street to avoid neds?!

Like i said earlier they can smell fear.
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neds are scottish, i think thats about it.


neds are somewhat more aggressive.
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Doesn't Ned stand for something?
I thought it was Non Educated Something but wiki is no help to me
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Jesus Deffeh.

How bout you move? Then steal a themonuclear device and set it off up there?
I'd suggest you move here, it might be a relief actually...far less random beatings...but we still have some. Maybe a quiet town is in order. No cities. They usually have slums where the dregs of humanity feel they can act as they wish as society has 'abandoned them'.
**** them, there's a reason.
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I thought it was Non Educated Something but wiki is no help to me
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No, I know that as well, but I thought a Ned stood for something as well. *shrug*
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No, I know that as well, but I thought a Ned stood for something as well. *shrug*
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This isn't to do with drink. Would you or I, smashed off our faces on cheap cider, do things like this? Of course we wouldn't. This is about upbringing, morals and a general lack of respect for other people. It's neds/chavs' sheer lack of class, combined with a sprinkling of twattishness. I can tolerate almost anything (even militant feminism), but these 'people' I just cannot deal with. **** them all.
I guess this is probably true, but if Alcohol was taken out of the equation in this situation, things probably wouldn't be as bad.
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Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints
Get one of those sprays and a baton. Batons are cheap and small, but very effective. I don't know how strict the laws are on concealed weapons, but the chance of you getting stopped and searched when the streets are packed with idiots who wear a uniform telling every police officer for miles what they are is pretty low. Also, they are easy to toss beacause they are small (The telescopic ones)

I mean it. You can go 1 on 4-5 with a baton and gas, at least when they are drunk and used to people being so afraid they don't give resistance. I would guess that 95% of them would be scared off without you even doing anything if you show it off when they attack/intimidate you.
****ing wankers. I don't have a problem with people fighting when they choose so themselfs, but attacking innocents/bystanders/regularpeople is just cowardly and despisabale.
You could also move here, for instance. We have people like this here too (working class, poor, uneducated, drunk fighters, that is), the only difference is that they wait for a reason before they attack and don't act so twattish and cowardly as these folks seem to do!

EDIT: And dace tells the truth. People like that smell fear like a dog.
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we just don't really have common people outside of the council estate, and they've been undergoing selective breeding or whatever so they know that they are shit.

Ah the wonders of village life.
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So you are either huge or a recluse... or a huge recluse.

Also, i think the word "ned" is so much better than "chav" that we should steal it. Who's with me?
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