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23 Mar 2006, 20:31
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Has Soup On His Head
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Poor Old Slobodan
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Date:20/03/06.
Good please.I humbly seek your assistance in relocating Twenty five milliondollars for safe keeping /investment without the interference of anyone.
The funds belong to late Mr. Slobodan Milosevic, the former Yugoslavia
leader;Can you be my partner on this? If yes please contact me ASAP withyour contact telephone number to enable us discuss in detail.
NOTE: His spouse and children are not aware of the Money.
Yours truly,
Tony Max.
Email:**************
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Even in death, he just cant get no respect
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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23 Mar 2006, 20:54
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Jazz Man
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
\o/
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23 Mar 2006, 20:54
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1up on you
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
I got this in my email today
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Hi Sj
I represent a company seeking for part-time
financial contractors. I will describe the offer in a few words below:
Our company XEX ltd is a trading - financial company is
seeking for employees to work with financial correspondence.
Requirements:
- basic knowledge of computer (email),
- free time (approx 1 hour per day),
- good communication skills
To be our representative on the full-time/part-time basis, either one
of the following options is required (a perfect candidate would be
eligible for all three):
- bank account to withdraw/receive funds,
- ability to cash money orders and certified checks (only for USA, UK and DE),
We are an international trading company. Our main office is located in
Ukraine.
The policy of our business is similar to a multi-level telemarketing
company, except for our correspondence managers do not sell anything,
they are in charge of delivering the financial communication from our
customers to our company main office.
Money turnover of our company already reached the certain heights and
we are in search of regional managers, who are willing to manage our
customers database.
Salary schedule is contract-based, our employee will receive payments
based on their work load. Usually it is about $18000 per year, tax
applied. This is a part-time job, our contract worker needs to prove
his ability to manage correspondence in order to qualify for higher
rates and full-time job status.
Our regional employees have good perspectives of increasing their
work-load and salary, depending on their efforts.
We need two representatives, so please respond fast if you would like
to start immediately. In this case, please email for more details.
We will email or fax you back an application form.
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23 Mar 2006, 22:35
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
Also, please to note, the remarkable abilities to understood the very bestest of english and to write with similarly great skills is also being necessary.
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23 Mar 2006, 23:01
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
There once was a man named Michael Slobodan
He wore Whiskers on this Nobodan
The wind came out and blew them Flobodan
Poor old Michael Slobodan Begobodan.
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23 Mar 2006, 23:03
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
There once was a man named Michael Slobodan
He wore Whiskers on this Nobodan
The wind came out and blew them Flobodan
Poor old Michael Slobodan Begobodan.
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Call an Ambulance. Henrys been on the Absinthe again!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Mar 2006, 23:20
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Call an Ambulance. Henrys been on the Absinthe again!
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i dont think he'd ever touch anything so weak to be honest.
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23 Mar 2006, 23:49
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
i dont think he'd ever touch anything so weak to be honest.
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As a non drinker, I honestly cant think of an alcoholic beverage more potent.
Please enlighten me without mentioning expensive malt whiskies which we know Henry cant afford.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Mar 2006, 23:58
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I am.
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
polish pure spirit
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24 Mar 2006, 00:01
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1up on you
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Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
What jonny drinks at the weekend when hes on one of his benders (I also tried some when i had to see some family in donegal and my **** it burns)
Poteen
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Last edited by pig; 24 Mar 2006 at 00:09.
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24 Mar 2006, 00:03
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
polish pure spirit
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Id forgotten the sheer volume of Poles now living in the southeast.
Must be pretty easy to get your hands on that stuff.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Mar 2006, 00:43
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
god bless the EU
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24 Mar 2006, 00:46
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Lucky
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
god bless the EU
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well said.
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24 Mar 2006, 02:09
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Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Even in death, he just cant get no respect
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I'd give them one of my many pay as you go number.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Mar 2006, 02:20
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Bored
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Re: Poor Old Slobodan
i drank in an expensive pub tonight
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