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5 Feb 2006, 18:49
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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I ran the risk
and I failed.
My girlfriend has my dressing gown, when I say girlfriend I think we are split up but she hasnt confirmed/denied that yet...anyway I dont have my dressing gown and my towel was in the shower.
I sleep naked, and didnt see the point of putting on my boxers for what is literally a two second step out of the door into the corridor into the shower.
So I gave it a crack, i listened out and I heard nothing.
I left my room, then my housemate opened her door. She saw that I was naked, smiled and went back into her room.
I wonder what she must be thinking
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5 Feb 2006, 19:01
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: I ran the risk
"It looks just like a penis, except smaller" i'd imagine
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5 Feb 2006, 19:02
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: I ran the risk
You don't have a towel?
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5 Feb 2006, 19:14
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 4,007
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by Zar
You don't have a towel?
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it was in the shower room, oh well not as if they havent seen a penis before
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5 Feb 2006, 19:27
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Blumenau, SC - Brazil
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Re: I ran the risk
is she beatifull?
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5 Feb 2006, 19:38
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: I ran the risk
I think it'd be safe to say she's better looking than Pig.
Although we could also say that about the jumpers from 9/11...
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5 Feb 2006, 19:40
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I ran the risk
I didnt know there were girls in birmingham who had not yet seen it
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5 Feb 2006, 19:43
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deserves a medal
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,211
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Re: I ran the risk
Well she has seen you naked, so it would only be fair if she would show herself to you now.
At least, thats what i would say to her..
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5 Feb 2006, 19:54
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by pig
it was in the shower room, oh well not as if they havent seen a penis before
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Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Feb 2006, 20:50
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
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what a way to ruin an orgasm...
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5 Feb 2006, 21:13
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
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Re: I ran the risk
I don't think Shane Ritchie had your game in mind pig
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5 Feb 2006, 21:16
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: I ran the risk
She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
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5 Feb 2006, 21:17
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: I ran the risk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
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That's what the sink in your room is for
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5 Feb 2006, 21:18
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
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Just sneak into her room when shes asleep and give her some "Surprise Sex" whilst wearing a gimp mask so she cant identify you. Then chloroform the bitch and go back to sleep next door so she thinks its a bad dream.
Winnar is yuo.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Feb 2006, 21:20
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: I ran the risk
Quote:
Originally Posted by IncubusGod
She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
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with your cock
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5 Feb 2006, 21:20
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
That's what the sink in your room is for
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As someone whos never stayed in Halls , i cant comment on what students use their sink for other than washing their face and brushing their teeth (which is why theyre there).
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Feb 2006, 21:30
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Scotland
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Re: I ran the risk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
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I have also seen many similar things of hilarity while being in the halls of Stirling Uni.
Some pleasant as well as disturbing. The naked Scandinavian girls running around is one memorable moment(just in case your wondering that was one of the pleasant things) As for the unpleasant, well, i'm still recovering
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5 Feb 2006, 21:52
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: I ran the risk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
As someone whos never stayed in Halls , i cant comment on what students use their sink for other than washing their face and brushing their teeth (which is why theyre there).
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You use your sink to have a piss, or at least I do ;o
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6 Feb 2006, 01:42
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by pig
You use your sink to have a piss, or at least I do ;o
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Remind me never to visit your room.
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6 Feb 2006, 01:56
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: I ran the risk
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Originally Posted by sniborp
Remind me never to visit your room.
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of course i clean my sink, but sometimes i cant be bothered to go to the toilet etc
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6 Feb 2006, 01:59
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Scotland
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Re: I ran the risk
I graduated a couple years ago Environmental Science
i'd say its a pretty good uni but i think its went downhill in science since i left.
Social life is pretty good few good pubs around( student union is crap tho)
Clubs are poor. Tho you are close to Glasgow and edinburgh.
Male female was about 50-50 i was there a few weeks back. And damn was there a lot of stunners around.
Its fun drunken swims in the loch always go down well. Think one of my friends still has about 5 flags he borrowed from the golf course there.
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