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Unread 7 Jan 2005, 12:09   #1
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Hmmm Nice Pressie
http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=15462005

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Asda confirmed it had received a complaint about the machine and said it was now in the process of investigating how the pornographic disc was left inside
Surely they should be looking at how it got into a new machine in the first place, not how it was "left inside"?
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hehehe, indeed, thats just funny, personally, if i were asda, i would be giving my suppliers a sertious kicking right about now
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Unread 7 Jan 2005, 16:01   #3
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Anti-porn campaigners today said they were concerned the DVD had been planted maliciously and that there may be more out there.
this is what was made for
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I'd be chuffed if that was me. Moaning little bitch
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Anti-porn campaigners
Wot?
Who are these sick bastards that need bringing to justuce?
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Re: Hmmm Nice Pressie
Heheh. Probably some silly sod bought it, watched his porn but decided to return the DVD player, forgetting to take out his precious 'One Night In Paris' DVD.

I love the the anti-porn campaigners statements though.

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This would have been an unpleasant experience for a 13-year-old child, and once the images are in your head you can’t erase them."
Oh noes! She'll now grow up to be a psychologicaly damaged girlie! She'll have to get a lobotomy to remove those horrible images of a willy and night vison sex!
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Re: Hmmm Nice Pressie
One Night In Paris really doesn't live up to its name.
The Abi Titmuss one (the lesbian one) is better imo.
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i've only seen screenies of the abi titmuss one

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The youngster was subjected to shocking pornographic images after she unwrapped the new machine on her birthday.
But she still frigged herself off over them all the same.

btw, I initially thought the title of this thread was 'Hmmm nice Prussia'.
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Unread 8 Jan 2005, 00:32   #10
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Re: Hmmm Nice Pressie
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But she still frigged herself off over them all the same.

btw, I initially thought the title of this thread was 'Hmmm nice Prussia'.
You being critical of my choice of posting title? Well to be honest i've had a hang over all day and couldn't be bothered to think up anything whitty.

Wonder what a post entitled "Hmm nice Prussia" would entail!
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Duly nominated for POTW, MM.
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Re: Hmmm Nice Pressie
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The machine was one of just four left on the shelves in Asda and the seal on the box had been broken.
If the seal has been broken prior to purchase then they should have had a good look inside, if only to confirm that everything they'd paid for was actually inside.
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Checking the refund log to see if they had anyback? hohoho generally we get about 6 a day in our store. To be honest i can never be arsed looking at them properly when we take them back.
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