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13 Aug 2004, 00:15
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Don't make me declare war
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You have been - comedy thread
Ok this is a JOKE thread AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ANYWAY. Lets keep it clean and fun.
As in the 'You have been co-oped' thread lets ahve some fun with the line
You have been attacked by ................
You have been attacked by LCH and they went into vacation mode before arriving.
You have been attacked by Vision but luckily you are a 1up planet so the command staff hit NoS instead.
You have been attacked by ................
You get the idea, im not funny but I know u can be!!!!!
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13 Aug 2004, 00:17
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I Dislike carDi
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Forest.... comedy in itself.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:19
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I see you!
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by BBW and you can now go claim his planet closed! 
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13 Aug 2004, 00:20
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Retired
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been attacked by BBW, you report, he send you a LCD screen and ask you to STFU, you send a mail to Multihunter and withdraw the case.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:22
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I see you!
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Ironic.. uhm.. I mean BBW
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13 Aug 2004, 00:22
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Jolt took my jap girl :(
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have benn attacked by me but you are not worried, you know ill take care of your roids as if they were my very own children 
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13 Aug 2004, 00:22
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fanboy
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been attacked by xontas and everyone now thinks you cheat :\
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13 Aug 2004, 00:23
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by a multi, who mails u all his passwords, and admits he is cheating. The planet gets closed then reopned with an apology for wrongly accusing them, and u get roided.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:26
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Meep meep vs. 3.89
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by FAnG...
Oh no wait, that aint happening anymore 
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13 Aug 2004, 00:26
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Registered User
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by your girlfriend and you liked it when she spanked you
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13 Aug 2004, 00:26
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m00
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by a noob and now you are posting in his thread..
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13 Aug 2004, 00:27
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Retired
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been attacked by phant - and you love the smell of the EMP on the night too now.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:31
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Sid, and you know this because there is a 2000 word essay in your mailbox detailing why it would be a good idea to move your fleet.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:32
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Retired
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been attacked by touriquet, you notice another 100 escorts planets
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13 Aug 2004, 00:34
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Meep meep vs. 3.89
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked on AD. You decide to flame back but since everyone else is 1up they decide to shut you up by taking your roids, your ships, your salvage, the dinner on your table, your wife and kids, but not your mortgage 
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13 Aug 2004, 00:35
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by meaple. The hostiles message is listed in pink.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:38
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I see you!
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Nadval, simply because Nadar is the real nads.
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13 Aug 2004, 00:47
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Zhukov, and you know this because there is a 2000 word piece of gibberish in your mailbox begging you to move your fleet, dispite the fact that hes too small to cap off you anyway.
(shamelessly ripped off from leshy, yes)
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13 Aug 2004, 00:51
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This is bat country
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Jolt and they will recall if you pay more than £70,000 for this game
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13 Aug 2004, 01:04
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by pack. You move your fleet and they build a fence around ur planet and sit on it.
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13 Aug 2004, 01:06
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Your gal has been attacked by FaNG. But thats ok, since youve been idling in their attack channel for the past two hours, and already claimed yourself during target picking.
(in memory of the first couple weeks of this round :P )
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13 Aug 2004, 01:08
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Banned
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attackd by Lithuania, I mean LDK, I mean Lithuania.
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13 Aug 2004, 01:28
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Retard0r
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you've been attacked by cracksmoking hemorroids that wont stop being a pain in the ars
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13 Aug 2004, 01:29
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by 1up..............you know this because of the Xan fleets hitting you every tick until round 12
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13 Aug 2004, 01:31
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Retard0r
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
thats what i said....
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13 Aug 2004, 02:02
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PA Night Shifts Suck :(
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by The Roman Fortress, and wake up sad having been dreaming of better days. 
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13 Aug 2004, 02:18
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Behe
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by a 1000000 ship fleet catch. Before you can get defense, PA goes down for 6 hours with no roll back.
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13 Aug 2004, 08:14
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have not been attacked. You sleep.
You attack. Target gets defence. You recall. You attack elsewhere. Target gets defence. You recall. This repeats for another 20 times. You get tired, wank off to porn, then sleep.
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13 Aug 2004, 08:21
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Still Dreadnought
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been roided by Zhil, OH THE SHAME!
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13 Aug 2004, 09:41
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fanboy
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
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this is a comic thread, not a miracle thread :\
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13 Aug 2004, 10:26
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I see you!
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by one of¨BBW's 12 personalities.
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13 Aug 2004, 12:12
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Retired PeOn
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been roided by me. Go commit suicide over the shame of it.
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13 Aug 2004, 14:22
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Playing Speedrounds
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked 8 times by Killghost, you know that because your roid count went from 14 to 12,11,10,9,8,7,6
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13 Aug 2004, 14:43
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-Retard-
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have attacked Sevrok, he is now in councilling cos he had a really traumatic childhood and nothing went right and he was bullied and caught smoking crack and once tried to have sex with a goat but he swears him and his crux are gonna roid u to the ground and take the fight to 1up because he was roided in the past with a ten million ship fleetcatch because he had roided sid zhil and killghost with cargo ships in r2. then he wakes up
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The most powerful man in the world who regularly faces some of the toughest questioning in the world by the best journalists answered........
"It is White"
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13 Aug 2004, 15:22
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Tis. But Tis hasnt attacked you, couse you dont have a planet.
(pld yer intel Tis) 
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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13 Aug 2004, 16:30
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BlueTuba
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Jonka. You wonder how many more ticks he's going to be at your planet.
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13 Aug 2004, 16:32
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Banned
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Moridin, but you're not sure because you can't access your planet now :(
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13 Aug 2004, 16:44
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W00f w00f w00f
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by zo0f. And now you plan on ramming your fleet into his planet like a submarine on its way to the bottom. Zo0f turns his planet into a doughnut and it misses \o/ Then I eat it... and and.... ummm
then I wake up?
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13 Aug 2004, 18:24
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Jedi Mastah
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by zo0f´s one remaining ship.
You have been attacked by 1up, you should feel honored to get attention from all the PA celebs.
You have been attacked by NewDawn, and you killed 80% of attackers ships
You have been attacked by FAnG, both of them.
You have been defended by NoS...erm..uhm...uh..
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13 Aug 2004, 19:40
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
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You have been attacked 8 times by Killghost, you know that because your roid count went from 14 to 12,11,10,9,8,7,6
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13 Aug 2004, 19:59
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Its time to roll the dice
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by zo0f. For some strange reason zo0fs fleet returned with 0 ships.
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14 Aug 2004, 03:42
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Moo?
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by me. Feel honoured, you are the one I chose for this rounds attack.
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14 Aug 2004, 16:57
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by LCH + Vision they want your roids but can't do it alone
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14 Aug 2004, 19:54
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Meep meep vs. 3.89
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
Your gal mate has been attacked by some lame terran at 6pm pa time.
You go to #insomnia and try to get def for him, after 50 mins you get still get no response and instead go and find a nice Insomnia planet to attack...
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15 Aug 2004, 07:49
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
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Wtf? I want that member's nick. They shall be disciplined and sent to #hirr to learn how to lemmingrun properly. 80% losses? Pfft, bet it's a new recruit
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15 Aug 2004, 12:18
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BlueTuba
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Birmingham City - you aren't worried; you know they'll pass it back
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15 Aug 2004, 20:49
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For Crowly <3
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Luton Town - 3 wins out of 3, and we'll be back
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15 Aug 2004, 22:21
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Emile Heskey. He fell over before roiding a planet 20 ft above yours.
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15 Aug 2004, 23:31
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Retired
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
you have been attacked by george bush, he claim you have nuclear weapon and the attack are there only to dismantle your planet, tho when he land, the only thing he is looking for are monkeys and steals your roids.
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16 Aug 2004, 01:49
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Re: You have been - comedy thread
You have been attacked by Leshy , all your roids / images / Explorer are gone and replaced by Text-Only PA version and Opera. Press any key to shoot yourself
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