First Planetarion War Song Contest

[Smudge]

First Planetarion War Song Comp

Yes, the War Songs have taken there toll. Heres YOUR chance to get in on it!! Have you got a grudge against G-II? Maybe you want to Lash out at LCH or even nuke NewDawn. Well now you can, through the power of song!

Songs will be rated on there humour, cunning and general goodness. I alone cannot undertake such a mammoth task on my own so I have recruited 2 fellow judges - Wakey and Kloopy - to help decide the victor of the contest.

And to the Victor, goes the spoils! 1 shiney credit for the first ever round of PA:N goes to the person who is decided by the 3 judges to be the winner. You have one week to post your entries (one per person please!) and entries will be closed on the 29th November at 1900 game time. Winners will be posted on the 1st December and will be allocated a credit when I get them thru for PA:N

Good luck and may the best War Song'er win!

[Squidly]

/me is intrigued....

[Sparcks]

Do we post entries in this thread, or fire them off to you in PM?

-Sparcks

[Squishy]

i would say submit them in a PM and in the thread that way people might get some inspiration for their own songs plus i cba to wait a week to see them all

[Smudge]

Yup, submit them to me via PM then I'll distribute them to Kloopy and Wakey to look at.

[zzhou]

zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest

Legator gives us advice
and EP has got fluffy dice
^Wannabe^ she likes to cook
while MegaNova, likes to look

zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest (yes we are yes we are)

exilition is the evil
i proved it when when i consulted the devil
hearne and delos they are the nubs
and rember likes to touch his bum

zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest (we'll kick your a$$, we'll kick your a$$)

jesterina works night and day
he helps to make zz-crew gay(the happy gay)
Benneh likes to touch himself
but only when watching him, is an elf

zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest (i touch myself, i touch myself)

zzhou wrote this song without consulting us
but we love him so much we'll buy him a bus

zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest
zz-crew we are the best
zz-crew we'll beat the rest

fade out..

[The_Mad_Keg]

/me grumbles about being ripped off

Do previous efforts count?? my APA-Coven one of 2 rounds ago for instance :P

[Razgriz]

hmmm, i've written my alliance national anthem... maybe i'll adapt it to cuss another alliance

[Ali]

Keg's APA Coven last round was tight you could change it to Subh tho :P

[Smudge]

zzhou - Please submit via PM.

Makes it easier to track etc

[A2]

Smudge - When you've got them all are you going to publish them somewhere (eg: in a category on the Planetarion Wiki - #pawiki if you don't have a clue what I'm going on about) so that we can all see them?

[Smudge]

Yup, they will be wiki'd

[The_Mad_Keg]

heh 2 of mine are already wiki'd if i dont win i should at least get an honourable mention

[Phrazer]

Can we submit Robbie Williams "Angels" ??

[Ultimate Newbie]

Originally Posted by The_Mad_Keg

heh 2 of mine are already wiki'd if i dont win i should at least get an honourable mention

That's my fault, i didnt think it would stroke your ego so .

[Ali]

Keg for the obvious win

[Haarken]

pm'ed my contribution

[Brimstone]

My entry went in wednesday morning

[Catif]

mines in today - 25th Nov

[Alessio]

I've send mine in

[The_Mad_Keg]

My parting shot to the world of PA, Subhs Theme Tune/Song

Goes to the Tune of Cypress Hill-Just Another Victim

So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim

Growing up, in these gals of PA
Out here in the belt where ure gal's hit each day
Subh life's a rough one, Our HC's a tough one
Dont make us have to reach and fleetcatch one

We'll break ya fleet up, even l33t 1up
Bring ND's name up, they have to wear a groin cup
This aggression leads u into Subhmission
Your just another victim, on the way too eXilition
We want it all and we'll take it from you
Were gonna get ours, so u know our name
Be aware cause the leads about to change

So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim

Let me tell ya just exactly what will happen
When we roid the Top10 and ppl start clapping
Switch into pwning phase and feel the rage
Of our Terran destroyers that you just cant tame
Down for the count, LCH cant take it
Were here to take roids, See the Incs and lets get it

Hair of TGV, keeps them warm like radiators
Rip up their ally with our pissed off Ali-gator
Vikings, aint got no time for your antics
We can see through you and ure n00b like tactics
No advances, No chances, Insomnias getting beat down
[Beat them down Subh]

So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim
So u wanna be a Subh superstar, and roid hard
Your just another Victim

We got no friends, no allies, Subh rises quick
No love for Angels, hit them with their halo and give them a fat lip
Keep you distance, you havnt got the persistance
To bring us down cause were made for Resistance
The Pitbull Terriers, Fleet Crushers
When we target you all, ure ****ed like Colonel Custer
Cause thats the only way we play out here
When ure in Subh, your always taught to show no fear
Our fleets made them fed up,pent up, and were gonna make sure
None of these enemy allies get up

Were gonna get ours, so you know our name, Beware
CAUSE THE LEADS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!

Re: First Planetarion War Song Contest

in the tune of 'jingle bells'

UK alliance, UK alliance,
they are all gay,
they attack me every night, 'cos i wouldnt join and fight, hey.

UK alliance, UK alliance,
they are all gay,
i couldn't join, i'm in scythe, i wouldn't any way!!


thank you

Timmay

[Smudge]

PLEASE submit via PM.

[The_Mad_Keg]

lol i tried to but u whinged about something called sleep and told me to post it here instead

[PistNBroke]

i think he means pm on the boards

[hook]

For nostalgic purpopses I've PM'd you my 'Fury Boy' from R3

[hook]

Oh, and since it's not a warsong I'll post it here, wrote it in R4/5 I think

On The Rembrandts - I'll be there for you.

So no one told you PA was gonna be this way?
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your girlfriend ran away,
It's like you're always bashed from front to rear.
Once again it's not your day, your week, your round, not even your year.

But

PA's there for you,
When your real life is poor.
PA's there for you.
So don't answer the door.
PA's there for you,
Cause you're there for it too.

You're still online at ten, though work began at eight.
You skipped your weekly breakfast, things are going great!
But Spinner warned you there'd be ticks like these.
But you didn't think this game could bring you down,
Down to your knees.

But,

PA's there for you,
When your real life is poor.
PA's there for you,
Like it's been there before,
PA's there for you,
Cause you're there for it too.

No game could ever show you,
No game could ever teach you,
Seems PA's the only game that shows,
How to base your life on spreadsheets.
Something to spend your nights with.
Make it through all those ticks with.
Something you'll always cherish.
Even at it's worst, it's fine for you.

It's like you're always bashed from front to rear.
Once again it's not your day, your week, your round, not even your year.

PA's there for you,
When your real life is poor.
PA's there for you,
Like it's been there before,
PA's there for you,
Just be there for it too.

PA's there for you.
PA's there for you.
PA's there for you,

Cause you're there for PA too.

[Smudge]

The entrants songs have been emailed to Wakey and Kloopy and results will be posted here on 1st December.

[Brimstone]

Any random guesses at times?

Some of us master composers cant be around all day

[Smudge]

So here are the winners, with comments from the judges. Songs will be posted on the PA Wiki this evening / tomorrow.

Charge of the Ponies by Haarken - 4 points
Fury Boy by Hook - 7 points
Spinner SOS by Kargool - 8 points
Cant Touch This by "MC" Alessio - 13 points
Land Down Under by Catif - 14 points
Planetarion Raphsody by Brimstone - 17 points

So congratulations to Brimstone who won the contest and will be playing Planetarion : Next 1!!! Thanks to all those who entered the compo and look out for another Smudge credit contest!!

Smudge

[Brimstone]

Thank you all, i much enjoyed writing it. i hope you all enjoy the song too.

Now for the all important one, my song entry.

I recommend you listen to the song (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody for the pe0ns) while reading it, and it makes a lot more sense.


Is this a real life?
Or Is it just fantasy?
Caught in a fleetcatch
No escape from totality
Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see
Incoming def fleets, I dont want harpies
Because I'm easily done, ready to go
Angels high, Exi low
Anyway the roids go, doesn't really matter to me, to 1up

Sid, just killed a man
Put a bounty on his head
1up prelaunched, now he's dead
MUMMY!, the round had just begun
But now Exi gone and thrown it all away
ANGELS!, ooo
Didn't mean to roid you dry
We'll be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, your roids have gone
Sends lancers down your fine
Levi's roiding all the time
Goodbye Newdawn Newbies - We've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and take the lead
MUMMY!, ooo - (anyway the roids go)
I don't want to die
Sometimes I wish I'd never bashed zhil at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch its duck with his roid fleet!
90k of Fighters - very very frightening me
Galleons, Galleons,
Galleons, Galleons,
Galleons coming home- magnifico

Minty just a poor boy and nobody loves him
He's just a poor noob, just a poor *****
Steal not his fleet and just take his roids
Exi come Exi go - we wont let you go
Nitina! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Kaifux nub! We will not let you go - let him go
cartman nub! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh plz 1up , oh plz 1up let me go
Celebrant has a slot put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can roid us and steal all our ships
So you think you can bash us and not expect to die
Oh baby - 1up do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to 1up

Anyway the roids blow...

[Alki]

that is rather awesome, best song i seen since okt's stan song. muchos kudos

[Alessio]

Nice Brimstone !! A well deserved win!
Mine was made in a few mins about the insomnia war
I was playing this tune while DCing:


Mc Alessio - Hammer Time

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You can't touch this (Repeat 5x)

My, my, my ships hit so hard
Makes Insomnia say "Oh my Roids"
Thank you.. for sharing those with me
Were sad, the war didn’t take so long
It feels good, slapping Insomnia with my dong
A half naked homeboy from the LCH
And I'm known as such
And this is a fleet, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new ships, invade
After like 2 days, Insomnia got afraid
So move, and get out of our sight
Coz we can keep this up all night
While we were just idling, hold on
Someone declared war? Let 'em know it's going on!
Like that, like that
Hold on a Jonas why suicide, got roided that bad?
Everyone knows, that we're too much
We're out of your league, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a war, or fight
LCH will always come out right
Now, they know
Insomnia fleets don’t do more then put on a comic show
Those bums, got raped alright
For another spanking show you know who to fight
Afterwards beg, and run
It takes more then an average alliance to turn..
The tide, or spit
Either run very hard or you might as well quit

Sorry Insomnia, we will keep your roids for the rest of the round
because you know...

You can't touch this (Repeat 2x)

[Kjeldoran]

Well done Brimstone, your song is by far the best one I've heared so far (though Ska's got close aswell, but I don't know the tune it's played on so ... )

[Alessio]

Originally Posted by Brimstone

Celebrant has a slot put aside for me
for me
for me

Hilarious