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24 Aug 2005, 00:19
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so f*cking zen
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Tomorrow is a sad day
For i am about to lose a stupid amount of "cool points" at work.
Following on from this thread tomorrow is the day i have to have my photo taken.
From Friday onwards* i shall no longer be the incredibly, funny witty guy who is ever so disrespectful to authority but will be the sucky sucky brown-nose who wants to make the office better.
I'm sure "but i did it for the money" wont wash as an excuse.
Ohhhh woe is me.
*Friday is the day the office magazine gets distributed
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24 Aug 2005, 00:20
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Good luck.
Is that what you wanted to hear/read?
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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24 Aug 2005, 00:23
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
just say it's all part of your secret plan to bring the government down from the inside
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
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24 Aug 2005, 00:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
I don't need "luck" getting my photo taken Blasto*.
*a wise person always arranges the lighting to best support their features etc (lawl)
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24 Aug 2005, 00:24
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
you're a disgrace to the cause
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24 Aug 2005, 00:48
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#planetarion
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I don't need "luck" getting my photo taken Blasto*.
*a wise person always arranges the lighting to best support their features etc (lawl)
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lighting turned off?
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24 Aug 2005, 05:10
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I'm sure "but i did it for the money" wont wash as an excuse.
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It's just a matter of spin. You can try: "It's not personal. It's just business." or "I'm not a suck arse. I'm a whore!"
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24 Aug 2005, 12:41
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Dye your hair and shave your beard.
Then after the picture, dye it back and let it grow back (or put a fake one on).
Then noone will know it's you!
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24 Aug 2005, 12:49
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cynic
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
everyone point and laugh at dace!
(just as a question, does that newsletter just go round your office, or the whole passport service, as i know someone in the durham office, so there is no point lying as i will be asking him anyway)
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24 Aug 2005, 13:47
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1up on you
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
your no longer "one of the lads" in the office you are now becoming "one of them" begone with you.
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24 Aug 2005, 14:58
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I am.
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
i hope it get's used as one of the obscure publications on have i got news for you
i hope the whole nation laughs at you
i hope ian hislop does his little boy giggle and paul merton comes out with spontaneous wit
but above all i hope that the guest presenter is boris and that he says something outrageously offensive about you that the rest of the media then pick up on. that you then become a figure of national sympathy who boris has to apologise to in person.
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24 Aug 2005, 17:16
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Registered User
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
The thread was posted at 00.19 on the 24th August. Is tommorrow today or tommorrow?
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24 Aug 2005, 22:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
everyone point and laugh at dace!
(just as a question, does that newsletter just go round your office, or the whole passport service, as i know someone in the durham office, so there is no point lying as i will be asking him anyway)
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Just the local office.
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25 Aug 2005, 00:08
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cynic
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Re: Tomorrow is a sad day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
Just the local office.
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damn you, a txt is winging its way to my friend as we speak... if you are lying i will know about it hehehe
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