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7 Mar 2006, 18:59
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Back from timeout.
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skills
K. So.
I'm in the library. The chick across the room keeps eyeing me.
What to do?
GD to the rescue.
(That shit rhymes!)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:02
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: skills
fondle her breasts while wiggeling your eybrows in a suggestive manner
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:03
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Ball
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Re: skills
Read some Keats.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:03
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
Read some Coleridge.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:04
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Beoyotch
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Re: skills
Do the two negrep dots on the right of Qazokwtfhisnameis rep look brighter then the rest?
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7 Mar 2006, 19:05
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Back from timeout.
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by coffee-
Do the two negrep dots on the right of Qazokwtfhisnameis rep look brighter then the rest?
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Yes. Neg rep me some more so they'll go away.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
Will said skills pay the bills?
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7 Mar 2006, 19:07
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Back from timeout.
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Will said skills pay the bills?
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You have sex with boys in the hills?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
You have sex with boys in the hills?
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A-wella wella wella wella welcome back
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7 Mar 2006, 19:11
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overtired
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by coffee-
Do the two negrep dots on the right of Qazokwtfhisnameis rep look brighter then the rest?
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they're the 'special' reputation_highneg.gif rather than plain old reputation_neg.gif
Note the green equivalent in mine (and most peoples) 6 reputation_highpos.gifs.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:13
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Beoyotch
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by 1-X
they're the 'special' reputation_highneg.gif rather than plain old reputation_neg.gif
You can see the green equivalent in my (and most people's) 6 reputation_highpos.gifs.
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Well I learn something new every day on here it seems! Thanks.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:14
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Back from timeout.
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Re: skills
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
they're the 'special' reputation_highneg.gif rather than plain old reputation_neg.gif
Note the green equivalent in mine (and most peoples) 6 reputation_highpos.gifs.
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That means I'm a 1337 mother****er. Mother****er.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:15
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
That means I'm a 1337 mother****er. Mother****er.
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You're not SLJ.
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7 Mar 2006, 19:30
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: skills
You should have more sex with her.
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Finally free!
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7 Mar 2006, 19:37
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
K. So.
I'm in the library. The chick across the room keeps eyeing me.
What to do?
GD to the rescue.
(That shit rhymes!)
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You could try and wipe the shit off your nose so she doesn't keep staring at it.
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
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7 Mar 2006, 19:55
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Registered User
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Re: skills
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
they're the 'special' reputation_highneg.gif rather than plain old reputation_neg.gif
Note the green equivalent in mine (and most peoples) 6 reputation_highpos.gifs.
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Did you just transcend geekdom?
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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7 Mar 2006, 20:02
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overtired
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by sniborp
Did you just transcend geekdom?
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depends...
would that be good or bad?
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7 Mar 2006, 22:02
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Dirte
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Re: skills
Get a videocamera, act like youre a celeberity, talk her into doing funny stuff and say you are going to make her famous
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7 Mar 2006, 22:53
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by sniborp
Did you just transcend geekdom?
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Since when was the ability to determine the file names of two images "transcending geekdom"?
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7 Mar 2006, 22:53
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Registered User
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by 1-X
depends...
would that be good or bad?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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7 Mar 2006, 22:56
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Registered User
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Since when was the ability to determine the file names of two images "transcending geekdom"?
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Since when did pedantry ruin a joke?
Oh, yeah, just now.
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
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7 Mar 2006, 22:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by sniborp
Since when did pedantry ruin a joke?
Oh, yeah, just now.
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No, pedantry has been, presumeably, "ruining" ill-thought through jokes since such things existed, and at least in measurable terms the trend started many years ago.
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7 Mar 2006, 23:52
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I dunno...
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Re: skills
Read some Hughes.
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7 Mar 2006, 23:58
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
K. So.
I'm in the library. The chick across the room keeps eyeing me.
What to do?
GD to the rescue.
(That shit rhymes!)
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In an attempt to give you a serious reply (It's probably too late for that now, but anyway):
go over there, talk to her, be yourself* and don't worry the slightest bit about what will happen. If it works, fine, if not get on with your life.
* unless that's how you present yourself around here most of the times, in which case I'll agree with Nantoz and I'd like to add to try to cut lengthwise, not across to improve your chances of success.
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im not tolerant, i just dont care.
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8 Mar 2006, 00:49
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overtired
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by Boogster
Read some Hughes.
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Emlyn?
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8 Mar 2006, 00:56
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Banned
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
I'm in the library.
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The suspension of disbelief required for your story exploded exponentially at this point.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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8 Mar 2006, 00:58
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Registered User
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by wu_trax
In an attempt to give you a serious reply (It's probably too late for that now, but anyway):
go over there, talk to her, be yourself* and don't worry the slightest bit about what will happen. If it works, fine, if not get on with your life.
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Judging by some of his more recent post I'd advise not being yourself to be fair....
Plus she probably:
a) Thinks your weird and staring at her - If 'shes staring at you' as you so describe, I probably think you were checking her out and got caught....
b) Probably thinks your boring and nutless because you didn't do anything quick enough, dispite obviously being interested in her.... 5 seconds max from catching eye contact, thats what I always say
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8 Mar 2006, 01:37
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
The suspension of disbelief required for your story exploded exponentially at this point.
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Children's library
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8 Mar 2006, 02:06
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so f*cking zen
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Re: skills
The only thing about the skills you need to get girls is that they need to be MAD SKILLZ!
That's all the info i've got.
Sorry.
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8 Mar 2006, 02:09
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overtired
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Re: skills
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
The suspension of disbelief required for your story exploded exponentially at this point.
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no it's all true and someone took a photo to prove it
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