Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Right, well then you just anally rape the other person on the first night so they know who's the boss.
Stop pissing about like a pussy and buy some ****ing lube and masking tape.
|
it would be 'ace' if Mushroom turned up on the first day and as he unpacked, put a wide collection of dildos and associated paraphernalia in a neat line on his bed. He'd soon have the room to himself*
MM, maybe you could lend him some?
*or a clown-pocket anus