with all the war songs around, I decided to make a 'personal bard's song' about coming back this round. I apologize in advance to Zhil, KJ and Bobo, you guys know I love you :-) ...and also LDK (I miss lrytas, was a lot of fun to talk to), killmark, etc etc
-Chorus 1-
was supposed to join exilition
instead I joined 1up
Kaifux said I was a spy
Sent 7 waves as time went by
Mano said he'd sort it out
but by then there's too much clout
so I came to join the war
2 hours of sleep a night, once more
-Chorus 1-
So I am in my galaxy
asking what has changed
what is this "engineering"
and how are buddy packs arranged?
Does Storebo still do calcing?
One Tick to def or roid?
Where did the PDS go?
Is Spinner still employed?
Is Eonium now useless,
unless you are a zik?
Where is my GC bonus?
and is Cryptic still a d*ck?
Apparently no roid scanning
so its no longer based on luck
Whats that? alliances more balanced now?
KJ started one that doesnt suck?
LDK pays for accounts now?
killmark no longer uses a bot?
support planets now illegal?
and multis actually get caught?
I can't believe there's prelaunch
perhaps Ill get some sleep?
Guess not, Im just an hour in
when I wake up to my irc beep
-chorus 2-
was supposed join angels
instead I joined 1up
mid-round decided to take a trip
at the hotel, an internet blip
lost my vsh, bout 60k
and my PKs, man how gay
but still I toil in the war
two hours of sleep a night, no more
-chorus 2-
So I read all the forums
so things wouldnt be so new and strange
I found GD is still worthless
so I guess some things don't change
I found elviz in a channel
he's my nub I taught to play
then he told me he won last round
fs how long I been away?
Now there is no dingo
and yeh just doesnt talk
5 waves of inc a night seems normal
being top 100's no longer a lock
Some things are the same though
There are still 4 races
3 different kinds of resources
3 fleets for different places
still AD english is horrible
still have to watch PA round the clock
everyone is still biased
and Zhil still loves the c*ck
+++Chorus+++
my social skills have gone downhill
I say "lol" and "for the win"
losing ships makes me cry
and landing attacks make me grin
awake while my gf sleeps
the round is in full swing
no sleep for the weary as
I know what night will bring
yes, Im definately back
but away I should have stayed
cause now Im on the comp all night
instead of getting laid
++Chorus+++