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19 Nov 2004, 23:36
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Has Soup On His Head
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Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Yes Folks, its that time again.
Thanks to the absoloutely miserable response you lot gave me this week for contest entries, ive had to fall back onto a selection i hold on the hard drive solely for these contests. So this week, Your caption is, quite simply, This
Confess Your Sins to Father 8pm
Yes folks, in an exclusive picture deal, ive acquired various pictures of your favourite board poster, Mister Paul "Sunday8pm" Adam, at this years Halloween party. So what would you say if you had to confess your sins to this man of god. What would he say to you for your penance. Would he absolve you of blame or troll you till you broke down and renounced your faith.
The choice Ladies and Gentlemen, is up to you.
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It was matter for general remark,
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19 Nov 2004, 23:54
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Lucky
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
wasn't he ginger, back in the days?
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20 Nov 2004, 00:07
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
wasn't he ginger, back in the days?
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With Time , only really really unlucky people dont outgrow their Gingerness.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
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20 Nov 2004, 01:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"we told him it was a traditional canadian custom to slam his cock in a bible at halloween and he fell for it"
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20 Nov 2004, 01:59
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Black is only slimming within reason"
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20 Nov 2004, 02:08
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"When Paul was young he wanted to grow up to be just like his hero, Father Dowling"
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20 Nov 2004, 02:11
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nondescript human
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
'Sunday makes a feeble attempt to hide his growing weight problem behind the largest book he can find'.
Harsh but fair.
Edit: **** you dace; oh so beaten.
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20 Nov 2004, 02:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"And on the 12 379 872 664th day God made a terrible mistake and lo Paul was born"
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20 Nov 2004, 02:24
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nondescript Human
Edit: **** you dace; oh so beaten.
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like a bad step child
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20 Nov 2004, 02:41
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"When Paul heard of a profession where eating and drinking on the job were not only permitted they were deemed essential he immediately joined up"
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20 Nov 2004, 03:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"And God said 'let there be light' so all i did was side step so as to stop blocking the sun"
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20 Nov 2004, 03:30
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Due to Pauls low sperm count he resigned himself to the fact that this was the only way he'd get to be a Father"
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20 Nov 2004, 03:35
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"When people said Paul should be in an institution he got the wrong idea"
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20 Nov 2004, 03:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
" 'Surely' thought Paul "gluttony cant really be one of the deadly sins' "
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20 Nov 2004, 03:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
* bonus points for those who get it. beaten though :(
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again with the step child thing
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20 Nov 2004, 03:46
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
On an aside has anyone else noticed that Paul is starting to go bald?!
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20 Nov 2004, 03:54
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
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20 Nov 2004, 03:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
gluttory victim actor in Se7en
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20 Nov 2004, 04:10
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"When the Church heard of a possession it was Father Adam they sent. His talk of Canada usually bored the Demon back to Hell."
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20 Nov 2004, 04:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
'My name is father paul, come sit on my lap child'
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20 Nov 2004, 04:49
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
'Im called father paul because god made me the daddy of little boys, come here'
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20 Nov 2004, 04:55
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Sins were commited in the name of the father (paul) the son (dace) and the holy spirit*
* euphemism, censored to protect innocent children.
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20 Nov 2004, 04:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
'Dace honey, the bible allows this in 1 Kings 1-2, now kneel'
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20 Nov 2004, 04:58
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
sorry for all the kiddy fiddling references
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20 Nov 2004, 05:15
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
'No father Nodrog, Leviticus 20:16 specifically mentions women not men, we're ok'
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20 Nov 2004, 13:43
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Women in the clergy tried to hide their sex by cutting their hair and wearing male clothes. Unfortunately the breasts still showed and when they got pregnant it was obvious."
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20 Nov 2004, 13:47
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Real life proved to much for Paul and the nervousness induced by time spent away from a computer began to tell when he'd read computer programming manuals on nights out."
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20 Nov 2004, 13:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"On nights out, Paul would retire to a corner to read up on possible chat-up lines."
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20 Nov 2004, 13:50
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"If I hold the book like this, noone will see me beating the bishop"
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20 Nov 2004, 14:07
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"The BBC news reports can now be bought in shops as a hardback for a very reasonable 99 pence. I'm off to GD now to share links with my chums!"
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20 Nov 2004, 14:16
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Yes my hairline is receding faster than the arctic glaciers, yes I'm overweight, but I don't suffer at all for friends, good living, sex and a good read of Sodom and Gomorrah.
p.s. Yes the ginger has gone, but I still have fanta pubes which tickles the gf pink whenever she looks at em.
Last edited by Sunday8pm; 20 Nov 2004 at 14:35.
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20 Nov 2004, 14:29
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
Yes my hairline is receding faster than the artic glaciers, yes I'm overweight, but I don't suffer at all for friends, good living, sex and a good read of Sodom and Gomorrah.
p.s. Yes the ginger has gone, but I still have fanta pubes which tickles the gf pink whenever she looks at em.
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I hope this is considered as a caption
btw I know Sunday "has his knockers" (pfffft!) but I for one would like to see him praised, thanked, applauded etc for allowing his pic to be used in this manner.
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20 Nov 2004, 14:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
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Originally Posted by 1-X
I hope this is considered as a caption
btw I know Sunday "has his knockers" (pfffft!) but I for one would like to see him praised, thanked, applauded etc for allowing his pic to be used in this manner.
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aye it can be used as a caption and thanks for quoting it, highlighted a spelling error :P
p.s. Only reason my pic got used was because no-one here submitted any pics for the caption contest this week.
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20 Nov 2004, 20:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
drink! arse! dace! feck
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20 Nov 2004, 22:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
on a seriou s note i hope you all die!
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20 Nov 2004, 23:30
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
This is impossible, I only left you at ****ing quarter to 9
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21 Nov 2004, 00:36
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"When I get fatter, I want to be just like Belgy."
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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21 Nov 2004, 00:37
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Come here little kiddies, On my lap."
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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21 Nov 2004, 00:57
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"'Thou shalt be gay' or so it says in this book"
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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21 Nov 2004, 01:01
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Ooh boy just touch my body"
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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21 Nov 2004, 01:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
Upon hearing of an audition for a very important role, Sunday landed the role of an undercover gay priest unravelling the mysteries of Halloween.
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Quote:
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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21 Nov 2004, 11:29
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
What you dont know is that I have a porn mag in here
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21 Nov 2004, 16:13
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
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This is impossible, I only left you at ****ing quarter to 9
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He was in the process of folding when you left, the jug remained unfinished as it couldnt be stomached, and i believe Dace was in the process of falling asleep when i left his place at 10:15
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21 Nov 2004, 16:20
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
He was in the process of folding when you left, the jug remained unfinished as it couldnt be stomached, and i believe Dace was in the process of falling asleep when i left his place at 10:15
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poor unfinished beer ;'(
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21 Nov 2004, 16:48
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
That is one ugly sad fat wankerish looking guy. Thats not a caption, was just an observation.
I can't look at it long enough to come up with something. If I try I either feel ill or the overwhelming desire to punch to screen.
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21 Nov 2004, 16:50
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Come Halloween time Paul looks scary enough that he doesn't need to dress up"
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21 Nov 2004, 17:08
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"original scottish scaryness taking canadian halloween to another level"
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21 Nov 2004, 23:12
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Do they know I farted?"
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21 Nov 2004, 23:12
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"Thou shalt only post BBC links"
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22 Nov 2004, 00:29
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 19/11/04
"I wonder if I look retarded by posing this way?"
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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