View Poll Results: POTW?
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Marcus Jakirius - "I'm seeing patterns everywhere"
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3.92% |
Madi - God, Madi is sexy. Has anyone noticed this? I thought mabye I was some sort of pervert.
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17.65% |
Mr L Jakiri, of 12, The Burrows, Oswestry - 'Mr Fixer'
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3.92% |
Bloody Mary - Hey mistar supar Yahwe
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5.88% |
Bloody hell, it's Jakiri again - "I'm your wife" (There's a thought to savour.)
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13.73% |
Adrian Phang aged 17 3/4ths - Blunkett - Randy shagger.
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1.96% |
Dad Meat - Mr Rankin. He's a paedo as well you know. Let's not forget that.
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7.84% |
Crashtester - I can't be trusted with your accounts. Tell the people.
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1.96% |
Have you guessed who this one is by yet? - I WANT A SUICIDE VAN!
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16 |
31.37% |
SUMM SUMM - Dinner at eight. Sherry at nine. Cock at ten.
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5.88% |
V for wictory - Dace? Taking drugs? And inserting things up his bum bum? Well blow me down.
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5.88% |
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7 Mar 2005, 21:25
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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POTW Voting.
I HATE MY JOB:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...0&postcount=22
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
It might be quite difficult to get to that stage, but everyone does in the end. I, for example, was a member of these boards for over 19 years before I noticed that Marilyn Manson is the same as Marilyn Manson!
As you can probably imagine, this was a revelation that touched the very core of my being. Now I'm seeing patterns everywhere; "Frank Lampard" who played in the Carling Cup final at the weekend has the same name as the "Frank Lampard" who played against Barcelona in the Champions League!
Where will it end?
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...6&postcount=36
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Originally Posted by Chika
I see this as an attention bit. You couldn't possibly be the real MM because you spend to much time on the boards and MM couldn't possibly be that lame. I must admit, that you do have more fame than I though, because noone mailed me any cool letters like that. It is cool right? Thats why you posted it right?
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P.S Please THINK before you reply, because I will exploit any senseless reply. It has been far to easy to make the so called "I'M 1337" crowd here look like idiots. Give me a little competition.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i am not quite sure why
but there is something about you that makes me want to stove your head in with a shovel
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=183710
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
God this is a low nomination week. And christ knows I'm not the man to fix it.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/newrep...eply&p=2839825
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Dear Sir/Madam,
In response to your letter, the Manson Organisation (Henceforth 'ManOrgan') has taken measures to rectify the situation. Namely:
1) We have made it plain that the Yahwe? brand name is the property of Yahwe INC and it's wholly owned subsidiaries.
2) ManOrgan has discotinued it's line of Yahwe? dolls, lunchboxes, pencil sharpeners, pencil cases, rulers, fountain pens, dinner plates, cuttlery sets, plastic camping chairs, lemon sponges, tea caddys, stools, venetian blinds, wicker waste paper baskets, cupholders, crucifixes, shampoo, conditioner, poster copies of Liberty Leading the People (with bonus lifesized cardboard Yahwe?), 'culuring bi numbers' giftset, bath robes, bath towels, soaps, toasters, hat boxes, porcelain wire fixtures, hard hats, lifesized stain resistant plastic inflatable dolls ('With nipples that get hot and life-like suction experience?.), and customised wheelchairs, and has advised retailers to withdraw these items from the shelves.
ManOrgan has made it plain that at no point was it attempting to illegally trade off the Yahwe? brandname.
3) ManOrgan issues a formal appology for any distress, suffering, excitement, or confusion caused.
Sincerely,
Manton Maryson,
Head of Public relations and Vice President of ManOrgan.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...1&postcount=11
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Originally Posted by MrL_Jakiri
I haven't even met this woman. And I'm your wife god damnit.
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Originally Posted by MrL_Jakiri
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Isnt "Bitch" a more appropriate term for the relationship?
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True.
I haven't even met this bitch. And I'm your wife god damnit.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...1&postcount=89
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Originally Posted by Phang
DAVID BLUNKETT- THE GLORY YEARS.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...46&postcount=4
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
The prosecution intends to show that Mr Rankin is a liar.
In his statement of March 4th, 2005, Rankin requests assistance in his search for information. He lures his unassuming victim in with a plea for help and that he needs an answer 'quickly'
This is where Rankin's open dishonesty is revealed. The user Nonentity replies to Rankin's request a massive 14 minutes after it is placed. This would seem to justify Rankin's need for assistance, as it has taken this length of time, an eternity in Internet time, for the information to be found.
HOWEVER, Nonentity then replies again, a mere 3 minutes after his original post, showing that whatever information he found was easily available, and that Rankin's original request for a quick response was merely a fabrication, and that the real reason for the request is that Mr Rankin is
FAT AND LAZY AND SWEATS LIKE A PIG AND WHEN HE WALKS THE GROUND SHAKES
The Prosecution rests, m'lud.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...7&postcount=34
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Originally Posted by CrashTester
I mean, how can a moderator who self confesses to having mood swings between suicide one day and euphoria the next be in any way trusted with such a general, egotistical rule as that?
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...2&postcount=13
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I got the link this morning.
My suspicions were first raised by the fact that the person sending this said "omg this is funny!" (note the abbreviation and lack of capital letter).
This to me seemed odd, as, by and large, he is not the kind of person who indulges in such frivolity.
Then I noticed the time the message was sent. 00:00. Significant? And the date? 07/03/2005?
I knew it must be a sign of the growing illuminati hold over our lives.
I sprung into action. Gathering up my loved ones, I stuffed them into the back of a van, which I promptly sent over a cliff. Better to die quickly now than live in endless pain under the illuminated ones.
After this, I ran into the center of Cambridge, and dug up the supply of AK47's that some wag had buried under Sydney's lawn at the end of the Civil War. Now armed to the teeth, I made my way to city hall, where one shot later the mayor, and the illuminati control over the town was gone.
The only person left to "remove" was the university Vice Chancellor. Get rid of Alison Richard, and the city would be free forever.
Unfortunately, the Illuminati had mobilized. On the way there, I was accosted by a group of policemen, who babbled something about several counts of murder. Ignoring these obviously phoney charges, I shot the policeman, and moved on. Just as I was reaching my destination, the sinister overlords decided to step up their campaign. An armed response unit swarmed out from The Senate House, and they, with the help of some kind of gas, took me down.
They threw me in a cell, and told me I was "going down" for a long time. I pleaded with them to see reason, but they couldn't see past the trumped up murder charges, so in my cell I remained.
Using my phone call, I connected to the internet, to warn the world of the coming peril. So here I am.
Get out of England, GDers! Get out while you still can!
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...&postcount=112
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Originally Posted by SYMM
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Originally Posted by TSM
I leave the sucking of cock
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until after I've had my dinner.
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Well, after your last disappearence we all thought you had died in some bizarre sex and anally inserted drugs shocker. TBH it was all a bit of a letdown when you returned and you were fine
~Vaio~
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Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 7 Mar 2005 at 21:57.
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7 Mar 2005, 21:26
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: POTW Voting.
No poll fagface.
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7 Mar 2005, 21:27
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
No poll fagface.
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7 Mar 2005, 21:28
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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Re: POTW Voting.
In before poll
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"Yay"
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7 Mar 2005, 21:32
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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Re: POTW Voting.
Poll pot.
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7 Mar 2005, 21:33
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
No poll fagface.
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Old.
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eXcessum
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7 Mar 2005, 21:38
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by JC
Old.
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But accurate
~Vaio~
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
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7 Mar 2005, 21:40
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
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Re: POTW Voting.
Here's a poll, you seem to be missing one.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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7 Mar 2005, 21:42
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by LHC
Poll pot.
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Polltry.
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Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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7 Mar 2005, 21:49
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: POTW Voting.
first vote to ME
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7 Mar 2005, 21:50
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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Re: POTW Voting.
Our favourite, fleshy dad > *
Older too
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"Yay"
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7 Mar 2005, 22:11
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: POTW Voting.
Going for Mark's first!
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7 Mar 2005, 23:30
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: POTW Voting.
had to vote for madi for making me laugh at work, but this is the first week where i have wanted two votes, as MrL's illuminati! one is sheer genius
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8 Mar 2005, 00:03
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: POTW Voting.
dm's for me, didnt get the illuminati bit
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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8 Mar 2005, 00:21
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nondescript human
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,079
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Re: POTW Voting.
d'oh I voted for the wrong one. It was supposed to be the one below the one it is.
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8 Mar 2005, 02:12
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: POTW Voting.
Posting to say I've pretty much no ****ing idea what the **** I voted for, but I'm pretty sure it was one of Mark's so that counts, that's how democracy works, right?
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You're now playing ketchup
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8 Mar 2005, 03:28
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: POTW Voting.
Jesus didn't live in a democracy and he turned out pretty okay so I don't see what you're so antsy about.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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8 Mar 2005, 07:56
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: POTW Voting.
I'd love to know what George Bush's responce to that would be....
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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8 Mar 2005, 10:08
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: POTW Voting.
i voted for me
because this is unlikely to happen again
and because i can
:-)
m
xx
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i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
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8 Mar 2005, 13:10
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: POTW Voting.
I voted for madi because I thought hers was the best*
*am hoping it'll help me score with her
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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8 Mar 2005, 13:48
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: POTW Voting.
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I voted for madi because I thought hers was the best*
*am hoping it'll help me score with her
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You should also give her lots of pos-rep to increase your chances.
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"Yay"
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8 Mar 2005, 15:45
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: POTW Voting.
I voted for DM
I nearly voted for Madi because her pic doesnt look like Jade anymore, but alas, still wasnt enough to sway me.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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9 Mar 2005, 01:12
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
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Re: POTW Voting.
Where's Chika's in the poll?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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9 Mar 2005, 01:20
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Re: POTW Voting.
It's not Chika who's nominated - it's madis reply to Chika.
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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9 Mar 2005, 01:21
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
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Re: POTW Voting.
Oh.
My bad.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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15 Mar 2005, 16:42
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: POTW Voting.
Mr L wins this one!
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