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Unread 29 May 2003, 06:52   #1
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here's a joke for ya...

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face she sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her "Boy is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked aroundn ervously, and said "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said "Very good Billy." then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say;
1. you have a dirty little mind.
2. You didn't read your homework, and,
3. One day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
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Unread 29 May 2003, 07:29   #2
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its not funny Dani
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its not funny Dani
maybe its a joke only canadians find funny?
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I've never understood the whole anti-canadian vibe u get off americans.
I know u stereotype them but I'm not sure what this stereotype is, pls explain.
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Unread 29 May 2003, 08:55   #5
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I've never understood the whole anti-canadian vibe u get off americans.
I know u stereotype them but I'm not sure what this stereotype is, pls explain.
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How enlightening but could you expand on that?
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Unread 29 May 2003, 09:16   #7
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Unread 29 May 2003, 14:59   #8
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maybe it's a joke only GIRLS understand :\
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Unread 29 May 2003, 16:03   #9
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Unread 29 May 2003, 16:55   #10
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Well I thought it was funny.

So there.
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Well I thought it was funny.

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Me too.

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maybe it's a joke only GIRLS understand :\
prolly because most men would like to believe it grows by ten times when stimulated :/

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Unread 29 May 2003, 19:25   #13
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Me too.

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I am soooooooooo glad you added that
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Well I thought it was funny.

So there.
Stop trying to turn me into the bad guy fs
I am not bad, even if I do pronounce her name: Arn (silent y)

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Unread 29 May 2003, 21:36   #17
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I understand, but hardly funny. It has a poor delievery of climax and punchline.
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Unread 29 May 2003, 21:42   #19
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It was funnier the first time I heard it.
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it was ok, but nothing worth posting a reply in this thread.

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