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7 Feb 2006, 02:39
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
Who's Mike?
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7 Feb 2006, 10:18
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I'm who you want me to be
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
i have slept with 2 MILFs now, of acquaintances i hasten to add, and felt/feel no guilt about it at all, even though both times i had to cheat of a GF to do it (technically)
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Oh, I didn't cheat on a GF to do so either, but sleeping with the mother of someone that (I've found this out way later btw) apparently fancied me, isn't exactly on my list of things I've proud of though.
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7 Feb 2006, 10:52
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cynic
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by hook
Oh, I didn't cheat on a GF to do so either, but sleeping with the mother of someone that (I've found this out way later btw) apparently fancied me, isn't exactly on my list of things I've proud of though.
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i win again, one of the mothers i slept with i have also slept with the daughter of \o/
ah back in my youth, when i could get away with anything
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7 Feb 2006, 18:22
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:alpha:
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by hook
Oh, I didn't cheat on a GF to do so either, but sleeping with the mother of someone that (I've found this out way later btw) apparently fancied me, isn't exactly on my list of things I've proud of though.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by horn
i'm a virgin
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What happened?
Did it grow back?!
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7 Feb 2006, 18:25
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
hook != horn
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7 Feb 2006, 18:41
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
horn != hook
edit: <3 Phang
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7 Feb 2006, 19:10
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
I rub my balls and then sniff my fingers.
Sometimes.
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7 Feb 2006, 20:00
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
Sorry horn.
Sorry hook.
I'm a bad bad person who obviously doesn't read posts properly.
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7 Feb 2006, 20:47
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Banned
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
Usually the words "bend over" are involved.
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7 Feb 2006, 21:04
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1up on you
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
I want to sleep with a milf, its on my "to do" list.
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8 Feb 2006, 00:04
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I'm who you want me to be
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by horn
i think i'd probably collapse if i was about to have sex with a milf. my body isn't designed for such towering heights of hedonism
i really can't believe you guys actually managed to do that. how the hell did you go about asking them for sex?
"thanks for the dinner miss.paterson, can i have some breast milk for desert ?", i just don't understand
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Mind you, these kind of things just 'happen'. I don't think there actually was anything along the lines of either of us suggesting it. It's not much different from with a normal girl really. You visit (the daughter, who isn't home, in my case). You stay, you drink way too much, you end up in bed, and when you wake up and realise the person you were going to meet is in the room next to you, and the person that's sleeping aside of you is about 25 years older than you are, you realised you may have done something strange.
I don't think for a moment you actually realise the part that she's a mother and you know her daughter very well (daughter being my age). It's as per usual, you're drunk, you're in the mood, she's there, she's drunk, she's in the mood.
So here's to you... Mrs. Robinson.
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8 Feb 2006, 03:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by horn
it's things like this that make me feel like i'm on the truman show...
me - "no seriously guys.... how do you kiss a girl"
friend - "you just do what feels natural, you just kiss her"
me - "right...."
me - "no seriously guys, what do you mean by "it just happened", i mean did you ask her before you kissed her ?"
friend - "nah.. it just sort of... y'know, happened"
me - "right...."
maybe my schooling put an emphasis on the method section during science classes or something
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i was so drunk i can't actually remember kissing the first girl i "properly kissed" so maybe that's your answer
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8 Feb 2006, 05:54
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1up on you
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
The first time I kissed a girl was when I was 13. It was on the park bench on our "date". However the first time I french kissed a girl was when I was 14. We used to go to this under 16 disco, and well get pissed and stuff and the thing everyone did was french each other, but thats not where it ended, you had to see how long you could french them for. It was a good learning curve and for a year or so every friday all the boys and girls went to this disco, knew all they would do is
a) get into a fight
b) french kiss a girl
c) get pissed
The best thing was come monday morning when back at school everyone pretended nothing happened. No one gossipped which was weird for school days. But it was fun.
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8 Feb 2006, 09:29
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by horn
it's things like this that make me feel like i'm on the truman show...
me - "no seriously guys.... how do you kiss a girl"
friend - "you just do what feels natural, you just kiss her"
me - "right...."
me - "no seriously guys, what do you mean by "it just happened", i mean did you ask her before you kissed her ?"
friend - "nah.. it just sort of... y'know, happened"
me - "right...."
maybe my schooling put an emphasis on the method section during science classes or something
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lol ... I know what you mean, and I hate to be a proponent of it but at least in my first time it really did just 'happen' .. it's frustrating that there is no manual, breakdown or step by step instruction but somehow a natural biological instict just kicks in and it happens.
In my case we were sitting together, eyes locked for a few seconds and by some unseen force of gravity drew our lips together and we kissed. Afterwards I still didn't know exactly what happened or how it happened, it just did. No words were exchanged during the entire process.
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8 Feb 2006, 10:21
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I'm who you want me to be
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by pig
It was a good learning curve and for a year or so every friday all the boys and girls went to this disco, knew all they would do is
a) get into a fight
b) french kiss a girl
c) get pissed
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You lucky bastard...
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8 Feb 2006, 10:39
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1up on you
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
doesnt mean they were pretty, yes some were ugly I think, where possible though you try and stay away from the ugly ones and normally those most pissed go for them
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8 Feb 2006, 10:50
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cynic
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
alcohol: the social lubricant that often leads to sex
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8 Feb 2006, 13:18
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
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Originally Posted by pig
a) get into a fight
b) kiss a french girl
c) get pissed
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Updated.
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8 Feb 2006, 13:26
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1up on you
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Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
look how much ive grown up in 7 years
I mate of mine described our friday nights out some time ago with the acrynom BFF.
Which stands for Beer, ****, Fight...in which order and with who is up to you ;o
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