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15 Jul 2004, 21:56
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
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Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Here in Niceville, we’ve got a problem!
Hundreds of Evil Dead style zombies have been unleashed by the Necronomicon!
As one of the few surviving people you must fight (and have many one liners and quips) the undead horde (A la Ash style) and survive!
All you need is a character with alittle funny history, a look and what you want as a weapon.
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Tis about having a laugh while making others laugh.
Entry post required, then dm will describe your location and the killing can commence!
Posts with exdrodinarily funny one liners or quips or references to Evil Dead trilogy (cleverly done mind you) might learn you a bonus something.
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16 Jul 2004, 01:39
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Gokan Re... Um... undead?
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Read Up On The Basics Of The Uncertainty Principle
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
*feels the need to participate*
*brings a plackard*
"Zombies were people too!"
*marches back and forth waving his plackard*
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19 Jul 2004, 13:30
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The Oldbie Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The computer where else
Posts: 353
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
AAAAAAAHHHH Scarey SCAREY SCAREY ZOMBIES! Must get shotgun and hunt them for no reason AAAAAHHH!
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19 Jul 2004, 18:15
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Big fat party animal
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Oxford
Posts: 199
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Sliding his wrap-around sunglasses ( ) further up his nose, Novalis hefts a hoooge chainsaw in his left hand, and a molotov cocktail in his right. He then places the bottle on the ground, in order to actually slide his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose and rev the chainsaw.
He then picks up the molotov cocktail again.
"Let's kick some zombie ass."
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20 Jul 2004, 00:50
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Held Back
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ankaa Millers
Posts: 799
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
"You found a surviver?"
"I shot him... he was crazed..."
*Kama returns the corp issue handgun to his chest holster, apparently he was some kind of night watchman.
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20 Jul 2004, 01:01
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
The crazed survivor moans, coughing up blood. Apparantly, Kama's killing skills were down.
"I think I'm coughing up blood."
The crazed survivor coughs up some blood.
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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20 Jul 2004, 01:03
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
Posts: 300
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
What film was that again?
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20 Jul 2004, 09:48
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Big fat party animal
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Oxford
Posts: 199
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow275
What film was that again?
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*Revs chainsaw in a threatening manner*
See first post- although to be fair, there's prolly quite a few franchises that could be ripped off thoroughly.
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20 Jul 2004, 11:20
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Held Back
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ankaa Millers
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by anarcharnate
See first post- although to be fair, there's prolly quite a few franchises that could be ripped off thoroughly.
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He was the first poster ;-)
Resident Evil (the movie)
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20 Jul 2004, 17:55
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
*Hewitt walks up with his automatic shotty and takes in a deep whiff of the surrounding air...
Then almost gags.*
"PHEW! What died out here?"
<cue obituary bad-pun groans>
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20 Jul 2004, 18:29
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Big fat party animal
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Oxford
Posts: 199
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by J-Kama-Ka-C
He was the first poster ;-)
Resident Evil (the movie)
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Lol should rly check stuff like that. But i thought it was Evil Dead? /ooc
*groans obligingly*
Uh, just a question- where are all the zombies we're supposed to kickin'?
*revs chainsaw*
'Cos this molotov is getting a little bit close to the knuckle...
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20 Jul 2004, 20:58
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
Posts: 300
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
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Well apparently you miserable inbreds have decided to post.
So sally fothg....sally fothg....sally *Whispers* fourth
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Suddenly many zombies burst from the surroundings and start crawling/limping/dragging themselves toward you all.
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21 Jul 2004, 09:05
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Big fat party animal
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Oxford
Posts: 199
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow275
surroundings
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? Executing an impressive twirl with his hoooge chainsaw, Novalis pauses only briefly to allow for comic silence as one of his ears falls on the floor with a pathetic "plop". Looking slightly bewildered at the preciseness of such an amputation with a twirling chainsaw, he shrugs and kicks the ear away, fearing zombification near to his trouserleg.
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21 Jul 2004, 11:56
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Grote Boze Rocker
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 726
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
survivor: Bill
Canadian, Lumberjack.
armaments: axe, dynamite
seeing the hordes and hordes of deadites crawling towards him; Bill lit one of the dynamitesticks, and threw it at the oncomming dudes... the undead ones, that is
"the name is Bill, and that was one of my BOOOMsticks... you like it? I've got plenty more"
smiling in a verry unfriendly way, Bill commences to light new ones, and lob them into the hordes of annoying zombies
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21 Jul 2004, 13:09
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Held Back
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ankaa Millers
Posts: 799
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by anarcharnate
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow275
surroundings
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow275
Then dm will describe your location and the killing can commence.
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*Kama is looking around rather frantically, waving the handgun with ill-intention at the staggering horde.
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21 Jul 2004, 14:59
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
Posts: 300
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Niceville Park:
A mile square of lush green grass, with a band stand in the middle, where you are.
The deadites burst from the floor, as the park, as with all of Niceville, is built on a graveyard!
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21 Jul 2004, 15:18
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
"I feel... ughff.."
* The crazed survivor rolls over, coughs up more blood and stops surviving.
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21 Jul 2004, 19:37
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Big fat party animal
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Oxford
Posts: 199
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Lobbing his bottle into a thick crowd, Novalis returned to the swishing of the chainsaw in a manner best described as limb-threatening, as lives did not appear to be to vital to these folks. His frantic mechanical acrobatics soon found his chainsaw lodged in the cieling of the bandstand, however. And it stuck.
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22 Jul 2004, 03:11
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W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Here, There and Somewhere over that way.
Posts: 180
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Run Away!
A large SUV with high-beams on and music loud enough to frighten small children hurtles out of a side street. Swerving erratically it ploughs through the undead, and in one case not dead, bodies.
"sorry kitty!"
Crashing into one of the lightposts surrounding the park, Intent scrambles out and runs for the middle of the park where there aren't quite as many zombies...yet.
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24 Jul 2004, 23:26
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Prince of the Dawn
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: My Self-Proclaimed Empire
Posts: 157
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
A wierd-ass portal opened up and dropped Ryon onto the pavement.
"What in the flying ****?"
Instantly he smelt them. The thousands of zombies that were coming at everyone.
"It's time to kick butt and chew bubble gum.. and I am all out of bubble gum"
He twirled a golf club in his hand and a machettee sheathed on his back.
"Let's go to work"
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25 Jul 2004, 01:39
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Moo?
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Under the Bridge
Posts: 420
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
Zombie Wraith lumbers around, contemplating the works of Prokofiev and Bach...
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26 Jul 2004, 20:21
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To Old to Die......
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Within the flame
Posts: 1,018
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
*Falls from the sky and lands painfully.*
OW!!!!
*Get's up and sees the Zombies! Pulls out a large BOOMSTICK from behind his back.*
"This, is my BOOM-STICK!! Double-barrel wellington, S-Mart's top of the line. Shop smart, shop S-MART! YOU GOT THAT BIATCHES!!!!"
*Starts firing shotgun at the zombies, starting with zombie fluffie then Zombie Wraith!*
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26 Jul 2004, 20:35
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Moo?
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Under the Bridge
Posts: 420
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
"Oooooh, more people to discuss the fine arts with..."
Wraith shambles over towards Bakan, arms outstretched...
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26 Jul 2004, 20:37
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To Old to Die......
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Within the flame
Posts: 1,018
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Re: Oh No! Zombie hoard!
*Aims the BOOMSTICK! at Wraith[x]'s face and fires, turning it into a rapidly accelerating pieces of flesh and brain.*
"Good, bad, I'M the guy with the gun!"
[ooc]Last post, time to leave work[/ooc]
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