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18 Dec 2003, 20:14
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To Old to Die......
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Within the flame
Posts: 1,018
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It's Coming.....
[Cue Starfield]
Announcer: From the ashes of incompletion....
[Cue shot of Eagle 5 flying through space]
Announcer: From the dimness for forgottenness.....
[Cue shot of the Corrupted Admin Station firing]
Announcer: From the bowels of boredom...
[Cue shot of modding tool being activated]
Announcer: Comes, redone, recast, enhanced with special effects and state-of-the-art CGI provided by a Voodoo 3 3000......
[Cue shot of several cardboard fighters diving towards the Corrupted Admin Station]
Announcer: Recasted, replace mid-shooting to replace the actors who 'retired' from production.....
[Cue shot of epic modding tool battle]
Announcer: The epic tale of the.....
[Cue huge explosion that is heavily pixelated]
Announcer: RP WARS: EPISODE IV: A NEW FORUM: SPECIAL REDONE COMPLETED EDITION!!!
[Cue primative graphic of movie title on screen with shot of General Discussions 1 flying past]
Announcer: Coming 12/25/2003 to a forum near you.
[Cue fade to blackness]
Annoucer: Also now for sale, the Renegade Edition of RP Wars: Episode IV: A New Forum for only c99.99.999, available at all forums stores.
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18 Dec 2003, 20:16
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Location: Word
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Re: It's Coming.....
At bloody last. Same casting as before?
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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18 Dec 2003, 20:27
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To Old to Die......
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Within the flame
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Re: It's Coming.....
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Originally Posted by No Dachi
At bloody last. Same casting as before?
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Pulls out a old TV and VCR, blows the dust off them, pulls out a tape labeled "COMMERICAL TEASER! (version 3.67)" and sticks it in, fastfowarding to a certain part:
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Originally Posted by Bakan
Announcer: Recasted, replace mid-shooting to replace the actors who 'retired' from production.....
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Last edited by Bakan; 18 Dec 2003 at 20:43.
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18 Dec 2003, 20:28
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: It's Coming.....
read the msg "completely new casting" features in it somewhere  .
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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18 Dec 2003, 20:37
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Re: It's Coming.....
But I can't read :/
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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18 Dec 2003, 20:39
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'Insanity Prevails'
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Asylum (Caught again)
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Re: It's Coming.....
Tsk Tsk Tsk.
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--==THE INSANE ONE==--
Quote:
Zen Master Ellis says:
I admit defeat...
Ghetto Master Ellis says:
Heil Crazy!
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18 Dec 2003, 20:57
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
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Re: It's Coming.....
text based forums hardly the place for you then .
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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18 Dec 2003, 22:08
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Moo?
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Under the Bridge
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Re: It's Coming.....
Hmmmm, bet I'm not in it, as I was one of those who'd retired from "prodcution", only to be called out of retirement by lack of popular demand
Should be good anyhow...
/me dibs Boba Fett for Ep V  
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Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention...
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18 Dec 2003, 22:13
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The Oldbie Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The computer where else
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Re: It's Coming.....
I get dibs on all secondary characters! lol
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Wizards First Rule- People Are Stupid
Quoted by the first Wizard Zorrander
Defender of the RP forums against the GD invasion September the 19th 2003
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19 Dec 2003, 04:10
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: New Zealand, Best Country In The World
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Re: It's Coming.....
/me remembers i was chewbacca!
RRRARWWWWRRRRRRRRR
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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19 Dec 2003, 04:22
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Terror and Hubris
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New Jersey, USA
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Re: It's Coming.....
:Twins: Make sure I'm a suitably evil character.
:Gimli:
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19 Dec 2003, 05:00
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some induhvidual
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a cave, up a tree, down a well...
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Re: It's Coming.....
Ahh, at long last, it's here...
My chance to make it to the big boards!
My star is rising, I can feel it!
:gollum:
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It's bad enough that life is a rat-race,
but why do the rats always have to win?
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19 Dec 2003, 06:10
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: New Zealand, Best Country In The World
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Re: It's Coming.....
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My star is rising, I can feel it!
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no.....thats indigestion
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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19 Dec 2003, 09:16
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Registered User
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Re: It's Coming.....
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text based forums hardly the place for you then . |
I look at the little pictures.
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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19 Dec 2003, 16:49
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Commandant
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Half way across the Universe and turn left
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Re: It's Coming.....
Can I steal...damnit, what's his name....
Hans solo.
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What goes around, really goes around.
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Fire and Ice
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19 Dec 2003, 16:50
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: It's Coming.....
:Frodo: ph33r teh filthey hobbit with his masterbation :P.also:- requesting an evil guy.
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20 Dec 2003, 06:29
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ensign
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Anahuac, TX
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Re: It's Coming.....
I'll take what I get.
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The Local Lawyer Slayer.
Saving the World From Red Tape Sense 1855
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20 Dec 2003, 10:34
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Moo?
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Under the Bridge
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Re: It's Coming.....
/me suggests Adam for Biggs Darklighter... Shot down in flames... 
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20 Dec 2003, 18:41
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To Old to Die......
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: It's Coming.....
[Cue Starfield]
Announcer: "A long time ago in a galaxy way to far away to concern us....."
[Cue Starfield zooming onto a far away galaxy.]
Announcer: "A great battle was fought."
[Cue innocent hamsters being crushed by GD Troopers.]
Announcer: "Hero's rose from the ashes...."
[Cue No Dachi's empty cloak.]
Announcer: "Hero's rose from the most unlikely of places...."
[Cue Bakan standing on sand dune watching the 14.5 suns.]
Announcer: "In this time of conflict, these hero's would be called upon....."
[Cue Killer-of-Lawye's shooting GD Troopers as he runs crazily around, with Muha shaking two of them and bashing their heads together.]
Announcer: "To save the galaxy from the most horrid of threats."
[Cue Lord Skragg standing on the command deck of Corrupted Admin Station with General Geiger standing next to him.]
Lord Skragg: "WHERE IS MY WON-TON SOUP!!??!!"
Announcer: "With plently of gratutious nudity and violence."
[Cue CENSORED]
Announcer: "Comes, on 12/25/2003, RP WARS!!! Episode IV: A New FORUM!!!"
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21 Dec 2003, 01:22
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Re: It's Coming.....
w00t im bashing heads together
REWWWWWWWWWWWAORRRR
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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21 Dec 2003, 01:45
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: It's Coming.....
[Meanwhile...]
Phang: I'm completely pointless
[Meanwhile...]
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21 Dec 2003, 01:51
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Moo?
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Re: It's Coming.....
**MEANWHILE**
Wraith swims around a bit
*glub*
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22 Dec 2003, 05:57
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
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Re: It's Coming.....
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Originally Posted by Bakan
Announcer: "With plently of gratutious nudity and violence."
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Ok, I've just GOT to be a part of this now...
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24 Dec 2003, 05:48
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To Old to Die......
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Re: It's Coming.....
Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, due to technical difficulties, pirating and cast difficulties, release will be delayed to 1/1/2004."
[ooc] This is me saying, ****, TO MUCH WORK! Need more time! Also on the 26th I'm getting a new case/powersupply/Operating System, thus I need some time.[/ooc]
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24 Dec 2003, 13:10
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some induhvidual
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Re: It's Coming.....
Just like the real thing, eh?
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24 Dec 2003, 13:22
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Moo?
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Location: Under the Bridge
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Re: It's Coming.....
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Originally Posted by Bakan
Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, due to technical difficulties, pirating and cast difficulties, release will be delayed to 1/1/2004."
[ooc] This is me saying, Woohoo, I can drink, I've got far better things to do now![/ooc]
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You've just ruined my christmas, I hope you understand that...
I'll just have to console myself with the beer I just bought: "Month Pyrhon's Holy (Gr)Ail" :nuts:
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Last edited by Wraith[x]; 24 Dec 2003 at 13:31.
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24 Dec 2003, 18:37
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The Janitor!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Canada
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Re: It's Coming.....
Um... Yah... I just read the last one (Thanks to the link) and I noticed my ship was in it... and gone in a hurry.
Oh well. Nice to know the Idiot was good for something.
Could I get a role in the production? Prehapes a TK-421 that won't go away. Oooo... Mabey a anyomus starfighter pilot. Like the one on RotJ that slamed into the Excecutor's bridge. or not......
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26 Jul 2004, 20:31
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To Old to Die......
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Re: It's Coming.....
"CLEAR!!!!"
*Defillberator is applied to the thread.*
"Flatlined!"
"MORE juice, against, CLEAR!"
*Defillberator is once again applied.*
"Got a heartbeat!"
"Take it into O.R. STAT!"
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26 Jul 2004, 20:55
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Sniping pigeons
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: It's Coming.....
hmmm need be in thread if ok with the Bakanian one.
perhaps an x-wing pilot (wedge)
that would be dandy!
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4 Aug 2004, 23:44
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Grote Boze Rocker
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: It's Coming.....
you write, I read, deal?
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Violence is not the answer, but for some reason, most people do take it as one.
I have but one wish: to see you all rot in hell before I trade this life for eternity
The truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark, it scares you wittless, but in time you see things clear and stark
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5 Aug 2004, 12:02
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Limavady, N Ireland
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Re: It's Coming.....
Can I be Lando Calrisian!!  Then I get to own a flying city In the last one I noticed too late and got someone I didn't even know was in the film... And considering this was meant to be realease over 6 months ago, I should be thankful for Bakan's overworkedness that I didn't do it again.
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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