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Unread 29 Aug 2003, 23:02   #101
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*Meanwhile, down in the celler, DD is yet again drunk, and singing*

"You take the high road <hic> and i'll take the low <hic> and i'll be in scotland beforrrre you!!! <hic>"
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Unread 30 Aug 2003, 15:32   #102
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*Gryffin takes a wander around hisnewly situated pub i Hewit's cargo bay, but can't find the cellar.*

"Hewit?? You did pick up the underground bits of the pub, didn't you?"
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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 07:50   #103
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*Hewitt points out the fact the the 'ground floor' of the pub is several feet above.*

What do you think that concrete section was eh? Hmm... I'll drop ya off at Cookstown me thinks...

*A few minutes later a hole is sliced into the ground - and the pub placed into it so the ground floor once again becomes level with the ground - in the middle of Cookstown...

Cookstown, New Jersey that is. *
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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 12:22   #104
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*flapjack looks around to make sure there aren't any cops around that are about to arrest people for starting a brawl*

*flapjack takes out some football hooligans and sets them loose on the street, then looks at the fights from behind the safety of the bulletproof glass in the bar*
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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 15:01   #105
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*AcidK, content on virtually any location, shrugs behind the bar as he cleans a shot glass previously used for MB, watching carefully as the cloth itself begins to fizz, pop and burn away slowly.*
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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 21:41   #106
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*Gryffin watches the cars go past. On the wrong side of the road. He looks at the strange road-markings, and the fact there isn't a roundabout to be seen. Gryffin turns around, and hits Hewit with a piercing glare.*

"Are you sure this is Ireland?"
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Unread 3 Sep 2003, 08:31   #107
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*Is currently onboard the DragonHeart which is now many miles away. *
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Unread 3 Sep 2003, 23:14   #108
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*Gryffin suddenly finds that Hewit has vanished, and sighs.*

"Oh well, I suppose I'll can own an Irish pub in America, and see what I can do with it."
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Unread 4 Sep 2003, 01:08   #109
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*AcidK stares at Hewitt for Gryffin, knowing that he can see him perfectly and vice versa.*

Gryffin asks if you got the right location, Hewitt... it don't seem like Ireland to me... in fact I beleive this is New Jersey... or thereabouts, by the smell of the hemosphere.
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Unread 4 Sep 2003, 02:56   #110
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*Is currently onboard the DragonHeart which is now MANY MILES AWAY.*
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Unread 4 Sep 2003, 13:48   #111
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Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
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Unread 5 Sep 2003, 00:15   #112
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ooc: And does being a teleporter also mean you can see through several feet of Colapsium hull and steel bulkheads?
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Unread 5 Sep 2003, 10:32   #113
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*flapjack takes out a remote camera that looks through things (tm)*

this thing can

*flapjack looks at hewitt*
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Unread 5 Sep 2003, 11:42   #114
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I can open a one-way only teleport for me to look into, yes.
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 16:21   #115
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You know, you can be glared at even if he can't see you - he can just glare in your direction
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 16:10   #116
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/ooc hello all . . . so what's this thread about?


*is too lazy to read the rest of the thread to find out for himself
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 21:08   #117
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It's my pub ...where you can have a drink and a chat....that's about it Apart from stopping Acidk blowing the place up after he bounces someone or other too hard and the army move in
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 21:09   #118
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*adam strolls in and takes a seat and heaves a heavy sigh* its raining like mad out there DRIVIING ME INSANE!!!! err
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 21:44   #119
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*flapjack looks outside and notices it isn't raining at all, the moment he turns away the rain resumes*

hmm, you must be nuts already, there isn't a drop of rain to be seen
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 21:57   #120
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not any more



BTW give me a coke
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Unread 21 Sep 2003, 11:23   #121
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*AcidK now glares at adam as he hands over a coke, it's not often that someone asks for a drink with such discourtesy.*
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Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
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Unread 21 Sep 2003, 21:21   #122
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*flapjack stands between acidk and adam, hoping to gaurd adam that way, realizing the futility of this attempt flapjack gets out of the way and hides under a table*
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<Gryffin> they should be here!
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 18:29   #123
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*Gryffin lays a claming hand on Acidk's shoulder, which is quite a feat considering the height difference, and slowly draws him back.*

"Just serve him the coke, and if he doesn't ask better next time, don't serve him until he does."
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 22:04   #124
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*flapjack suggests the use of a persausive item of interest*

*flapjack hands acidk a shotgun*

there, that should be persausive enough

*flapjack hides behind a bulletproof topled table(tm)*
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 22:41   #125
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Thanks barkeep, Dumb rain, dumb chickens, duuummbbbb something or another


*Adam takes a swig of the coke as he stands up and turns to FJ* you dont like me do you
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 23:47   #126
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*AcidK opens the shotgun, pulls ou8t the cartridge and places some emotion tranqs into the barrel, beofre suddenly locking, aiming and firing two random emotions into Adam's brain.*

Next time the cartridges will contain something a little more potent.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 23:50   #127
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*adam falls to the floor laughing and crying in pain at the same time* FUGIN OUCH, HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAH OUCH *adam egts back up* Guess you dont like me either, hrm *Adam touches his blade the side of his belt, plus the shotgun on his back*
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 23:52   #128
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*AcidK, within a split second, had his K5 Katana pointing down at Adam's nose before he could even think. The blade began to glow it's lilac flames of pure psychic energy.*

I wouldn't touch that, if I were you.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 23:54   #129
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*adam smiles, this man was good he knew that much* I wouldnt have to *adam smile fades*


I hope
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 05:09   #130
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Verric feels hungry. he eats cucumbers, and continues to do so until a cucumber comes to life and attempts to bite his nose off. Verric fless, screaming, and hides behind a wastebasket.
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 11:14   #131
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*flapjack didn't respond just as fast as acidk, but did suddenly have a fireball hovering above his hand*

oops

*flapjack puts the fireball away*

never mind

*flapjack looks at his long sword, noticing quickly enough that it was glowing bright enough to blind someone who would look at it unprotected*

*flapjack is thus temporarily blinded and stumbles towards the bar, bumping into someone on his way there*

err, acid, do you have anything potent enough to cure temporary blindness? i don't want to walk around like this for days
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 11:16   #132
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*AcidK, with a fixed stare, placed the Katana away, but his left hand, the one that is not bionic, was always by it.*

Good.

*AcidK turns to Flapjack.*

Not really... I have drinks that cause it though...
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 11:34   #133
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hmm, what about myst breaker?? i mean, it's strong enough to cure life for most people

let's see, the only thing that will survive a mystbreaker is, adamantium

*flapjack carefully changes his anatomy to survive myst breaker*

wait a moment

*flapjack carefully removes his eyes, then replaces them with a nice set of new ones, much better ones*

there, i can see again !!
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 12:18   #134
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one question i have is


Why did you just do that in the first place, sheesh
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 12:33   #135
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Because of psychic resonance and the effect it has on untamed Myst Breaker and the fact that in doing that it would cause quite a larger problem for us to handle.

*AcidK sits and waits for his MB, or at least the money to repay it, was replaced.*
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Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 12:39   #136
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*Adam reaches into his wallet and pulls out a wad of 100$ bills* this enough?
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 12:59   #137
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no, you'll need 3 Billion Shraanian Credits, which is a very powerful currency due to the taxes required to defend what remains of Shraanian Empier and the New Empire
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 13:04   #138
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well thats gotta suck, ohwell, im probably gonna get the smackdown for that one
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Unread 25 Sep 2003, 16:59   #139
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Heiro pushes the door open, and staggers in, and looking around the room, a small brown bag under one arm, and a large shepards dog under the other. Looking wildly around the room, before skulking towards the bar Heiro observes the weaponry carried around on each person.

*hick*

Staggering slowly forward, Heiro drops the dog on the floor, which suddenly scampers off and sits meaningfully in a corner looking really rather dazed.

"ill 'ave a drink. er... *hick* Something strong..."

Heiro notices the dazed faces

"Yesh, i did leave...apparently, now how about that drink"
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Unread 25 Sep 2003, 17:58   #140
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*flapjack takes out a non-energy using temporal anomaly distorter*

hmm, i might be able to do it with this

*flapjack distorts his reversed temporal anomaly which he had used to suck the energy out of the goop just enough for it to phase into the normal space time continuum*

*flapjack reaches into the anomaly with a small statis alignment pod, which the contains the goop properly*

*flapjack then takes the pod back out and hands it to acidk*

okay, fixed it, i think, it's just about 25 years in reverse
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Hewitt: What do you mean; New Jeresy!? We were supposed to drop 'em off some place in IRELAND.

Navigator: But sir, most Irish pubs are located outside of Ireland. I just naturally assumed-

Hewitt: Bah. Nevermind, I'm sure they'll get business there anyway. Just make sure you drop ME off in the right place... that's Portland, AUSTRALIA not that other place...

Navigator: *Rolleyes* Yes sir...
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Unread 25 Sep 2003, 18:27   #142
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*flapjack finishes his superhigh band space monitoring device and turns it on*

*flapjack's device transmits a signal so powerfull it blows several satellites out of the sky and blows hewitt's ship quite far out of course*

uh oh

*flapjack turns the device off*

to powerfull i guess
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Unread 25 Sep 2003, 22:33   #143
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*AcidK hands Heiro a strong drink from the shelf. To put it more bluntly, the name of the drink was adaptly called Strong Drink.*

There you go, Mr. Heiro.

*AcidK looks at the goop, or what is left of it, that remains int he pod.*

Bah, only 2 Billion's worth. But, then again, in 25 years of slow regrowth it can gain another Billion.
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Unread 25 Sep 2003, 23:28   #144
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Heiro downs it in one. looking rather red in the face, and the leaning in to give a quiet, yet overly wide yawn. Whispering in a really rather horse voice...

"What do i owe you?"
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*Gryffin grins, and leans on the counter beside Heiro.*

"That one was on the house. How ya been? Haven't seen you in ages!"
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That reaction pays it all, old friend. It has been some time since I caught anyone with that drink
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"Well...that saves my pocket, and ill have another highly generic beverage, sirrah"

Turning around to gryffin, heiro smiles. It had been a long time... almost a 150 posts to be exact...

"Pretty well...I left here, i dont really remember how...Did a tour around all the other local pubs, and ended up so out of it, that i got booked on a flight to peru... So as you can imagine, it took some time to get back...And dont even ask about the dog..."

Heiro looks across the room and notices it sitting happily in the corner, someone elses pint mug tipped over and its nose sitting happily in the fine irish brew.

"Now what can i get you..."
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Meanwhile, on a deserted island somewhere in the pacific...

*Hewitt sighs disparingly, head in foreclaws as he watches the crew of the Dragonheart from a nearby sandy beach as they try to salvage as much as possible from the battlecruiser now lying half-submerged in the ocean.*

I swear when I find the peep responsible for that high frequecy blast Grrr...

*Many nasty things enter Hewitt's mind.*
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*Gryffin waves at the dog, who waves back, it being that kind of a day, and then turns back to Heiro.*

"Who, me or the dog? Anyway, tell me about Peru. I heard they have llamas down there."
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"Well, you. The dogs had enough. Damned thing"

Heiro looks around to see the dog sticking something akin to its middle finger into the air

"like i said, damn thing. Now...Peru. Peru was, quickly scary. Not speaking a word of...whatever it is they speak, and with around 3 quid in my pocket... I ended up walking into the hills, and seeing the afformentioned llamas. And that dog. He was sitting under a tree, his owner on a leash, kicking back and sipping techila. Cheaky sod. Although i could of been drunk at the time, i dont really have that good a memory. But, i think its enough to say; The dog gave me a job, in return, i could get him through customs...which isnt especially difficult."

Heiro looks up Acid. Heiro looks up at the shelf, and smiles. Taking something to drink, Heiro swigs and finishes it, handing it back to acid, then turning back to gryffin, he smirks, weezes and watches the steam rise from his nostrels.

"Yes, the job. It wasnt the nicest thing in the world, but it did its part. Remind me never to offer to hurd llamas again. Very scary experience. I think i was sober about this point, which didnt make it easier. Oh well...Not the way i wanted to experience peru."

Heiro looks over at the dog, as it trotts its little self over to the bar, climbs up onto a stool, and waves at Acid. Barking something, it waits for his reply, before turning, and entering the conversation:

"Ignore him, The damned customs was hard to get thru, He was too big to pass off as a dog..."
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