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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:39   #1
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Date

I'm out on a 'double-date' tonight.

[ ] Success
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[ ] not?

Bet, bet, bet!

Sucess criterias are having a nice evening where we get along good.

<lololololol, you're a fag etc> post already done. So, save it.

oh, for the slow ones, i'm no homo.
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:41   #2
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There's no "comedy option".
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:42   #3
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:43   #4
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In between the apperitif and the entree you should say:

"You know, I have a a PhD"

"Yes, a Pretty Huge D***!!!"

After that just do what comes naturally
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:44   #5
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make one!
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 18:57   #6
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[x] lololololol, you're a fag etc
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 19:12   #7
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I keep on seeing 'Date' as 'Dace' :(
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 19:27   #8
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Unread 20 Sep 2003, 23:31   #9
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For me to bet on this I would like to know the following:


1) Who are you? A detailed story please.

2) Who are you dating?

3) Where will you be going?

4) Why are you doing this in the first place?

5) Is it an msn-date?



Okay that's it.




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Unread 21 Sep 2003, 20:39   #10
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For me to bet on this I would like to know the following:


5) Is it an msn-date?



Okay that's it.


Matrim
that could have been funny had you not signed it off with your name.

i bet it will fail
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Unread 21 Sep 2003, 23:44   #11
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Why do people go on double dates?

Doesn't it mean that you don't think your own company will keep her interested and entertained for the duration of the date?

Please. Fail. Less.
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Re: Date

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[ ] Success
or
[ ] not?
Voted Nodrog.
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 13:15   #13
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Exclamation Re: Date

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oh, for the slow ones, i'm no homo.
"Methinks the bum-lover doth protest too much."
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 18:36   #14
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It went great!

Thanks for believing in me great GD!
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It went great!

Thanks for believing in me great GD!
Was it an imaginary date?
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 18:42   #16
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Was it an imaginary date?
Yes, she was THAT great, I really couldn't believe it!
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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 18:47   #17
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Quote:
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It went great!

Thanks for believing in me great GD!

Allow me to analyze this post.

First Anu allows his readers to believe that the date went fine by saying, and I quote the post above: "It went great!". Note the exclamation mark.

However in the second sentence, we understand that nothing is the way it seems. This is because he says, and again I quote from the text: "Thanks for believing in me great GD!" Notice the exlamation mark now written in bold! The observant reader will have noticed that not a single person posting in this thread expressed any belief that the date would be successful. From this we must discern that Anu is in fact using irony in his text!

Thus the post only gives meaning if it is ironic in its entirey, and hence we must assume that when it is said that "[the date] went great", it actually means that the date didn't go as planned, i.e it came to nothing.

So, naturally, we ask: what went wrong?



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Unread 22 Sep 2003, 18:56   #18
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Allow me to analyze this post.

First Anu allows his readers to believe that the date went fine by saying, and I quote the post above: "It went great!". Note the exclamation mark.

However in the second sentence, we understand that nothing is the way it seems. This is because he says, and again I quote from the text: "Thanks for believing in me great GD!" Notice the exlamation mark now written in bold! The observant reader will have noticed that not a single person posting in this thread expressed any belief that the date would be successful. From this we must discern that Anu is in fact using irony in his text!

Thus the post only gives meaning if it is ironic in its entirey, and hence we must assume that when it is said that "[the date] went great", it actually means that the date didn't go as planned, i.e it came to nothing.

So, naturally, we ask: what went wrong?



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Exclamation marks not used as irony no.

(I know posting on GD without using irony is hopeless, so I should rather be saying it went **** after using Chubbycheckers opening line, and you all would believe I had the best date ever.)

I'm seeing her this coming thursday. (!)
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 00:05   #19
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Im betting 20$ that its a disatser?
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Unread 23 Sep 2003, 00:13   #20
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Im betting 20$ that its a disatser?
I'll take you up on that, given he's already stated it went ok.
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