Spider Recall
Today the Cathaar race has demanded that this recall be released and not be swept under the rug. For decades Cathaar's have been known as a race highly progressed in the field of non harmful attack. Cathaar's normally can EMP (stun) any ship in any galaxy. Some call this the hug effect. But unfortunately this is a sad day for Cathaar's everywhere. Our designers and builders, Cathaar Aviation has failed us. This seasons Spider is a dud.
Recall Summary : Ship Type: Fighter Model: Spider
Hazard: The spider is weak and ineffective, provides no EMP and has even been known to explode just on launch. The only way to make this ship effective is to fly them in the millions and crash them into other ships, and even then they are ineffective.
Cathaar Aviation is issueing a buy back recall and a apology, we have failed to protect our consumers from Corvette attacks. Our consumers have been having to contact Xandathrii, Zikonians, Terrans and even Eitraides to defend themselves from Corvette attack. Some Cathaar's have even been stealing other race's ships. A massive manhunt has been put into place to arrest, try and put to death the designer of the spider.
Cathaar Aviation has pledged to make the spider great again in the future,and to put more of thier designers on EMP base tachnology, where they proved they are proficient, see this season's Beetle and Scarab lines to see how well they can perform.
Cathaar Aviation again has recalled all Spiders. Please return them to your local Cathaar Aviation ship lot.
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