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13 Apr 2005, 14:11
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Made of Twigs
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Kids Are Wankers
Asked who they wanted to be prime minister they replied with the following being their top three:
3. Charlie Simpson from Busted.
2. JK Rowling's FICTIONAL Harry Potter
1. Wayne Roonie.
This is why you should not ever listen to children.
Come to think about it, you shouldn't listen to people who work with children either:
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Originally Posted by Richard Kilgarriff, head of the Cartoon Network
"The question we need to ask is whether anyone is listening."
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Are you takin' the piss dickhead?
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Last edited by Stew; 13 Apr 2005 at 14:16.
Reason: Bowing Down To 1-X's Reading Skills
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13 Apr 2005, 14:13
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BlueTuba
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
At least when Roon meets Chirac he can do what we've wanted Tony to do for years - headbutt the ****
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13 Apr 2005, 14:14
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overtired
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
actually their no.2 was Harry Potter, not JK
(and the chav king is called ROONEY)
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13 Apr 2005, 14:14
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Miles Teg
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
roonie must die.
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13 Apr 2005, 14:48
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Lucky
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13 Apr 2005, 14:49
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Godfather
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
stay out of our politics koen. you no good foreigner
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13 Apr 2005, 14:59
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Born Sinful
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Loving the way school dinners comes above those unimportant things like the economy.
And animal cruelty?! Brits as a nation already get laughed at for putting more effort into caring for unwanted animals than we do for our retired citizens, well done kids on reinforcing the stereotype. Why don't you just shoot Grandma while you're at it? Once you've busted a cap in her ass (lols) you can shoot that wanker Richard Kilgarriff.
Oh well, I suppose running the Cartoon Network probably requires you to be a childish **** with no world view.
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13 Apr 2005, 15:20
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Yeah, because adults have a history of making far better choices.
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13 Apr 2005, 15:22
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Born Sinful
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Oh gordon, your one-liners brighten my day.
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13 Apr 2005, 15:59
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Damn Dog
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
my number 1 choice would be that 15 year old kid who just had an 8game winning streak on countdown. probably a tory tho...
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13 Apr 2005, 16:05
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I dunno...
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
That kid on countdown was stupendous. His last 'numbers' solution was the dog's.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:10
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Gone
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
The kids are ****ing morons. Let's have done with PM's and bring back royal absolutism.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:10
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Damn Dog
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
i liked the one where he took it up 81300 last week then divided by 100 to get the answer (or something). legend. bet he gets bullied at school tho
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13 Apr 2005, 16:12
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Well he is asian.
Smart kid though.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:17
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Damn Dog
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he wasnt asian
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13 Apr 2005, 16:18
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Gone
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
bet he gets bullied at school tho
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Na. At his school, beng an insufferable ****ing know-it-all, appearing on Countdown and looking like a tosspot-nerd are sources of admiration amongst the other students.*
* May not be factually accurate.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:22
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BlueTuba
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
his best one was 816, where he went to 81600, then divided by 100
fantastic. Arrogant ****er though.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:25
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Gone
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by lokken
his best one was 816, where he went to 81600, then divided by 100
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Even girls will beat him up for that one.
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13 Apr 2005, 16:43
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BlueTuba
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Even girls will beat him up for that one.
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where's skiddy when you need him tbh
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13 Apr 2005, 17:16
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
my number 1 choice would be that 15 year old kid who just had an 8game winning streak on countdown. probably a tory tho...
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I think you're talking about a friend of mine - his name is Wayne Summers.
He was Countdown Champion at the age of 15...
*claim to fame*
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13 Apr 2005, 17:18
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Gone
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
He's a friend of mine
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Why are you 'friends' with a boy young enough to be Phang?
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13 Apr 2005, 17:55
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Born Sinful
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Isn't the answer obvious?
So he can sponge off his incredible geniusness and get his homework done for him.
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13 Apr 2005, 23:12
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Well the guy isn't 15 now...
I assume we're talking about the same person - he's about 22 now. I haven't heard of any other 15 year olds winning Countdown
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14 Apr 2005, 01:38
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
i'll bet good money that these were middle class children
lower class children would have said funny things, upper class children would have been serious or worried about 'social reform'
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14 Apr 2005, 07:03
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Clerk
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Unless you could compare this thing with a similar poll for adults, it's meaningless.
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14 Apr 2005, 07:03
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:alpha:
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As most of the population of Britain is now middle-class (does "lower-class" even exist anymore?) I'd wager you're correct.
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14 Apr 2005, 10:15
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Damn Dog
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I think you're talking about a friend of mine - his name is Wayne Summers.
He was Countdown Champion at the age of 15...
*claim to fame*
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was only on last week. so no it wasnt wayne. his name was john.
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14 Apr 2005, 16:24
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Kids should be locked in an airtight box until they are 18 so they keep out of trouble.
I had one little tyke giving me attitude yesterday when I bought a news paper, I'd just walked out of the papershop and lit a cigarette when this little arse wanders up and tells me that he didn't want to catch cancer from me and neither did his friends who he has known for years.
I pointed out I had only just met him and I wouldn't have a problem with it. Sadly he didn't cry.
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14 Apr 2005, 19:12
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:alpha:
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
was only on last week. so no it wasnt wayne. his name was john.
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You just dashed my claim to fame
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14 Apr 2005, 19:39
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Who?
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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14 Apr 2005, 20:25
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overtired
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
We've already had Penfold, he took over after Thatcher.
and just to continue the silliness
1. brian blessed
2. steve bull
3. tom baker
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14 Apr 2005, 21:48
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Who?
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by 1-X
We've already had Penfold, he took over after Thatcher.
and just to continue the silliness
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Ah common, he was not Penfold.
Ok, he was
What a legend!!!!
Although it is a touch choice, I still go with my choices
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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14 Apr 2005, 21:51
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Evil inside
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
Tony Adams for British Prime Minster!
He could lead both when sober and drunk!
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14 Apr 2005, 22:01
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Who?
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Re: Kids Are Wankers
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Tony Adams for British Prime Minster!
He could lead both when sober and drunk!
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Ow, my eyes
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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