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Unread 8 Oct 2003, 00:55   #1
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Is there a more entertaining bible than The Skeptic's Annotated Bible on the internet? If so please tell me. thanks.

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Re: Best bible?
I prefer the original king james.
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Unread 8 Oct 2003, 01:29   #3
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Re: Best bible?
it's unlikely there is another "entertaining bible"at all, let alone a better one

there are some good potential siggy-quotes in there though, a use for the bible found at last (not including wobbly tables)
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Re: Best bible?
I rather like the Old Testament.
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I rather like the Old Testament.
That's not a bible though, is it.
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Re: Best bible?
The Jerusalem Bible is clearly the best.
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Re: Best bible?
the good news bible is good, if somewhat child-aimed.

the king james version is ok.
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Re: Best bible?
better at what?
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Unread 8 Oct 2003, 13:05   #10
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Re: Best bible?
Not about the bible specifically, but www.landoverbaptist.org and www.bettybowers.com may amuse.
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Re: Best bible?
I do believe there's a translation to Jive and another to what can best be described as angsty-teen somewhere.

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Re: Best bible?
Comedy 'Kama-Sutra' option, I guess.
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Re: Best bible?
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Is there a more entertaining bible than The Skeptic's Annotated Bible on the internet? If so please tell me. thanks.

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Yes, but it doesn't have all the books in it.
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That's not a bible though, is it.
I thought it was?
Well, I'm not going to pretend to be an expert.

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Re: Best bible?
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Not about the bible specifically, but www.landoverbaptist.org and www.bettybowers.com may amuse.

actually, i came across the Skeptic's Annotated Bible searching for a verse that i saw on a bumper sticker @ landoverbaptist's store. (
Hosea 13:16 btw)
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Jesus H Christ. I come here from a christian forum for some sussing and blasphemy, and you lot are discussing which is the best bible.
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Jesus H Christ. I come here from a christian forum for some sussing and blasphemy, and you lot are discussing which is the best bible.

would you rather us be dancing around a fire skyclad chanting SATAN SATAN.? (which reminds me, i must go watch that winnie the pooh satan chanting video for the ten billionth time)
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would you rather us be dancing around a fire skyclad chanting SATAN SATAN.?
I know I wouldn't. Very unseemly. Not the sort of thing we want to encourage at all.
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I know I wouldn't. Very unseemly. Not the sort of thing we want to encourage at all.
well thats what i thought. but Radical Edward seems to want dancing naked GDers.
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