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Unread 7 Oct 2003, 23:36   #1
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help! i need your wittiness
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anyway here's the situation. tomorrow our class is having a potluck (everyone brings something to eat and we all share, etc) and as a joke i said i'd bake a cake... and then now they think i am. so i've decided to go ahead and bake a cake.

on the first day of class our teacher said that she has been known to be a bit of a cow (and she was right!) so one of the girls in class called her 'moo-moo' and the nickname stuck.

so i was thinking of either shaping hte cake into a cow, or drawing a cow on it (i can't draw)

now what i need your wittiness for is to think of something witty to write on the cake. our last day of class is friday so we won't have moo-moo as a teacher anymore. (well i will.. but nm)

any suggestions? (has to be nice fs, i want to pass)
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Unread 7 Oct 2003, 23:41   #2
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[Subtle] Make it green and put in grass-like paturns [/Subtle]
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Unread 7 Oct 2003, 23:42   #3
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well it's a yellow cake (cause that's all we had in the house) and i bought chocolate and vanilla icing (for the cow and spots)
and i've got some coloured icings that i can write with
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[CHEESY]We'll moo-moo-miss you[/CHEESY]
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Re: help! i need your wittiness
"thanks for the mammaries" on the udder is far and away the worst - and thus, the best - pun i can think of off the top of my head.
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I choo choo choose you.
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im sure everyone is thinking of that simpsons episode.

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That was my intention.
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Making moo moo sic to watch the girls go by.
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i never said it wasnt.

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stop wrecking my thread

i wanted to put 'so long and thanks for all the fish!' but that has nothing to do with cows :\
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'low bovine content'
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Sod the thread, lets think of puns based around 'Mooholland Drive'
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alright
who stole the funny?

(though i kinda like nofutcha's suggestion)
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alright
who stole the funny?

(though i kinda like nofutcha's suggestion)
IM THE BEST.

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It's been udderly enjoya-bull

and if you can't draw then you can always make the moo cow pattern on it or something.
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