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Unread 1 Jul 2003, 20:24   #1
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what to do with an used asswipe

when you are done with the TP after having repainted the porcelain where do you put it?
ive recently learn that a lot of people just throw it on the vase, along with the turds.
I tought everyone would put it on the basket, like normal people
maybe im wrong in this one
I used to think that this procedure would clog....but aparently it doesnt
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Re: what to do with an used asswipe

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when you are done with the TP after having repainted the porcelain where do you put it?
ive recently learn that a lot of people just throw it on the vase, along with the turds.
I tought everyone would put it on the basket, like normal people
maybe im wrong in this one
I used to think that this procedure would clog....but aparently it doesnt
you and your third world countries with their inferior sanitary systems
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eeeeh.... put your poofilled paper in a basket?

hmmmm.... now I see.... I should donate more to unicef
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eeeeh.... put your poofilled paper in a basket?

hmmmm.... now I see.... I should donate more to unicef
its always covered with plastic and all....then pleople remove the plastic bag...

really people...you throw your used tp in the wather with your poo poos??
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its always covered with plastic and all....then pleople remove the plastic bag...

really people...you throw your used tp in the wather with your poo poos??

yes.... why not? It's not like i want to use it again in the near future.
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Answer me these two simple questions, if you would.

What does your bathroom smell of, and can you get in there without being attacked by a million flies?
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At least in the UK its normal to put the loo roll down the loo. We dont keep bins of smelly paper in the toilet.

/me shudders to think what any student household would be like if we did that :eek:
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yes.... why not? It's not like i want to use it again in the near future.
i just tried that and it didnt worked properly, i had to flush twice....
its a good way to waste wather if you ask me
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Why has no-one made the obvious joke re : the thread title?
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i just tried that and it didnt worked properly, i had to flush twice....
its a good way to waste wather if you ask me
You must have terrible toilets.
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Why not just **** in the bag?
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Answer me these two simple questions, if you would.

What does your bathroom smell of, and can you get in there without being attacked by a million flies?
it smells ok and the cover that is put on the bin prevents the smell from spreading..
man, do you think we live in a fecking jungle? weve got no flies

we have perfumed tp, what reduces the chances of smelling
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Why not just **** in the bag?
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It's like that in Greece too. The toilet system can't handle bog roll.

But look at it like this: if it can handle one of my turds, surely it can handle a few thin sheets of paper.
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I've never in my life put anything that has human poo on into anything other then the toilet for flushing.

Anything else would be gross.

And I agree SI, i suddenly feel a urge to donate more!
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they do sometimes get clogged.
see see?
the basket is the way!
where are you from?
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They only get clogged if the whole family takes a dump, shoves a whole loo roll down along with the products of their digestive system, and then expects it to flush away without a murmur. It doesnt take muich consideration to keep it flowing nice and freely.
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TP is made to break up in water. Try it sometime. Take a square, fill up a sink, and place it in there. Swirl, and leave it for an hour or so. When you come back, it'll be in pieces.
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TP is made to break up in water. Try it sometime. Take a square, fill up a sink, and place it in there. Swirl, and leave it for an hour or so. When you come back, it'll be in pieces.
Latin American toilets are worse, they don't have the sufficient pressure or something.
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i dont believe muslim

i really really dont

ive shat in african toilets and they worked fine

if this is really true (which i doubt very very very much) i want to know more about this procedure. Dont you faint when open the shítty tp bin??? just thinking about it makes me feel sick. I thought taking a bin bag and tying it up to put out was a horrible job, which poor bastard in your family has to tie up the shítty paper bag???



And utterly seriously, why the hell dont you just **** in the bag??? how can your toilets have enough pressure to get rid of a turd but not a bit of paper??
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I was going to go to Peru once, and I can confirm all the guide books things mentioned what he's talking about.

I'd have thought Brazil/Argentina/Uruguay might be different tho. And Africa really depends where you are, obviously.
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Re: what to do with an used asswipe

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when you are done with the TP after having repainted the porcelain where do you put it?
ive recently learn that a lot of people just throw it on the vase, along with the turds.
I tought everyone would put it on the basket, like normal people
maybe im wrong in this one
I used to think that this procedure would clog....but aparently it doesnt
In mexico one uses the nice basket next to the toilet. Really makes for "interesting" public restrooms. I had never heard of that before i went to mexico. *shrug*
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I think I am going to go and flush the toilet five times now, just to waste water.
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I was going to go to Peru once, and I can confirm all the guide books things mentioned what he's talking about.

I'd have thought Brazil/Argentina/Uruguay might be different tho. And Africa really depends where you are, obviously.
actually a lot of people do not use the ****ty bin.
I am using this new method, ive shat 3 times and it all worked perfectly, i had just to use 1 sec more of flushing....


****ty bins dont smell that bad. ****, when in small quantities, tend to dry up and therefore they dont produce any smelly fumes
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