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3 Oct 2003, 21:04
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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The Badgers
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
ITT you play the role of one of the badgers. You have to wave your arms for a long time, and every so often a mushroom happens, or a snake, and you have to respawn. Get to it!
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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5 Oct 2003, 12:57
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: The Badgers
*puts on his badger suit and starts waving his arms
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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5 Oct 2003, 13:23
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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Re: The Badgers
*Morphs into a badger-shape and commenses the sacred ritual that is badger-dancing...
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5 Oct 2003, 13:24
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: The Badgers
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger ... [repeat]
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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5 Oct 2003, 13:25
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
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Re: The Badgers
*Becomes a badger and begins bobbing ont he point, waving his arms up and down in unison.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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5 Oct 2003, 13:28
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: The Badgers
Mushroom
Mushroom!
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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5 Oct 2003, 13:30
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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Re: The Badgers
*Respawns*
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5 Oct 2003, 13:31
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Word
Posts: 1,651
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Re: The Badgers
ND the Badgerhawk appears, circling over the dancing badgers below, trying to spot the fattest, juiciest badger there...
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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5 Oct 2003, 13:32
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: The Badgers
hehe 
*begins waving his arms again*
....badger badger badger.....
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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5 Oct 2003, 13:36
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Word
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Re: The Badgers
ND the Badgerhawk notices that the Badgers all seem to be dancing, waving their arms up and down whilst chanting the word 'badger' in unison. How odd. Anyway, ND the Badgerhawk spots a particularly fluffy looking Badger, and swoops down from the heavens, razor-sharp claws prepared and aching to sink into soft badgerflesh.
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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5 Oct 2003, 13:42
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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Re: The Badgers
*flapjack the snake appears, making all the badgers scream
AHH a snake, a snake, etc.*
*flapjack eventually travels off screen and the normal ritual continues*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus 
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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5 Oct 2003, 13:52
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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Re: The Badgers
AHH!!! A SNAKE! A SNAKE!...
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5 Oct 2003, 13:59
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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Re: The Badgers
*flapjack bites hewitt as he comes by*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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5 Oct 2003, 14:06
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The Aussie Dragon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 1,248
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Re: The Badgers
AHH!!
*Dies*
*Respawns*
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
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5 Oct 2003, 22:34
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Assassin For Hire
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Here :)
Posts: 1,827
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Re: The Badgers
aaah, a snake... it's a snake, oh a snake...
*AcidK continues to dance mindlessly.*
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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5 Oct 2003, 23:45
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The darkest recesses of the human mind
Posts: 29
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Re: The Badgers
*Tintirithni turns up, tries to put on a badger suit, can't find one his size and is about to take his own life in protest when a snake rears up and bites him on the heel. As tintirithni collapses into a poison-induced coma, he can only think ... Damn it! Waste of a perfectly good death.*
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Elsarius - like Tinitirithni, only older and wiser (yeah right)
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6 Oct 2003, 06:17
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: The Badgers
...badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers...
*waves around happily
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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6 Oct 2003, 08:18
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Word
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Re: The Badgers
ND the Badgerhawk continues to streak down from the skies toward the particularly fluffy looking badger. Just a few seconds before he makes the final hit, he suddenly remembers that he forgot to put his lenses in...
With the sickening crunch that bones make when subject to just a little too much trauma, ND smashes into the ground five metres to the right of the fluffy-looking badger.
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`The Root of evil Avarice,
That damn'd ill-natur'd baneful Vice,
Was Slave to Prodigality,
That Noble Sin; whilst Luxury
Emply'd a Million of the Poor,
And odious Pride a Million more.'
-The Grumbling Hive: or, Knaves Turn'd Honest, Bernard Mandeville
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6 Oct 2003, 11:56
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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Re: The Badgers
...badger badger baders.........
*points*
l0lz0r, a stupid badgerhawk just crashed! l0l lolololol.
*waves again*
badgers badgers...
USH ROOM MUSHROOM!
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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6 Oct 2003, 14:31
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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Re: The Badgers
*flapjack heads for the crashed badgerhawk*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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10 Oct 2003, 10:53
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: The Badgers
*DD looks for awhile at the dancing badger with a quizzical look. Suddenly he hears a strange squaking sound from above. As DD looks up to see where this sound came from he his suddenly hit in the face by a crashing Badgerhawk, killing him instantly*
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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10 Oct 2003, 15:54
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crashed computer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,257
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Re: The Badgers
*flapjack arrives at the crashed badgerhawk and notices something else cushoined its fall, flapjack thus bites both things*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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15 Oct 2003, 04:05
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Idiot
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bob's gingerbread house
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Re: The Badgers
Verric the neon-blue badger arrives on the scene, throwing petals to his right and left. The land with wet splats on everyone.
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Originally Posted by AcidK
33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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4 Dec 2003, 20:17
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
Posts: 1,803
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Re: The Badgers
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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7 Dec 2003, 19:31
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*******
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Not usually here
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Re: The Badgers
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/
Much better 
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AoO O_o
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7 Dec 2003, 19:37
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
Posts: 1,803
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Re: The Badgers
too true.
the thing in meh siggeh's not bad either
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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18 Dec 2003, 06:23
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Moo?
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Under the Bridge
Posts: 420
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Re: The Badgers
Aaaaah! Snake!!!!
*bounce bounce*
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Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention...
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18 Dec 2003, 10:21
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
Posts: 2,474
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Re: The Badgers
*RESPAWN*
"Badger badger badger badger..."
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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