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SilverSmoke · 27 Sep 2004, 19:37

You know what i ****ing hate? when my mother gets 'angry' on the cats because they break something, because next time, she gets 'angry' again. Her way of being angry is like yelling the cats name out loud and clean up the broken stuff. My cats never did that. well, they did once, after that I got angry, really ****ing angry. After that my cats where really sweet and cute most of the times. My mother does not understand this.
She thinks she has special cats who just don't listen. I think my mother needs to learn what real anger is. I think i need my own house*.

*own house again, i am not a 28 year old loser who still lives at his mother, i live there again

Structural Integrity · 27 Sep 2004, 19:46

Same here with our dog... well... it doesn't break stuff, but gets really annoying. I kick him under his arse right away, but my mother thinks it's better to ask it nicely to stop.
I only have to look angry at it for it to stop.
My mother is bothered by it the entire evening.
I am the win!

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 08:45

Erm.

Riiiiight. Cats. Mothers. Etc. Dammit when did this place turn gay?

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 09:02

oh an internet toughguy!

Structural Integrity · 28 Sep 2004, 09:18

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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

oh an internet toughguy!

Oh yes... I'm feeling so scared now... he's sooo tough, and cool. So tough and cool without his cats and mommy. I bet if I were to walk over street, and see him along the way, I'd say "So tough and cool. He must be one of the big fish on the interweb. I can see right away he has no mommy. His e-penis must be bigger than mine. I agree that cats are for fags, but I have a mommy, so I can never be like him. I must be a fag too. Like that guy with the cat. So tough and cool. An internet toughguy.".
****!

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 09:23

Hey it's not like that! Clearly I'm a big gay inner-net geek with cats living at home praying for the day I get to touch a real woman and not end up in court for it.

I was just wondering when the whole inner-net turned gay as I never got the memo.

Structural Integrity · 28 Sep 2004, 10:13

I can understand that having a cat makes you gay.
But what's up with mothers and being gay?
Or is it the combination of posting here and having a mother?

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 10:19

Generally overbearing, overinvolved, overprotective mothers will affect their son's in a manner which can lead to them liking the cock, in my experience.

Every gay guy I know is very close with his mother etc. And the relationship is far from 'normal', as described above.

So cats, mothers, living at home, complaining about irrelevant things cats do etc.
All the calling cards of the Velvet Mafia.

Structural Integrity · 28 Sep 2004, 10:23

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Generally overbearing, overinvolved, overprotective mothers will affect their son's in a manner which can lead to them liking the cock, in my experience.

Every gay guy I know is very close with his mother etc. And the relationship is far from 'normal', as described above.

So cats, mothers, living at home, complaining about irrelevant things cats do etc.
All the calling cards of the Velvet Mafia.

****!!
I have to get out of here!

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 10:46

Pffh embrace it!

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 10:52

oh shut the **** up, my mom wants me to be straight!

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 11:04

Hehe they all do, but they are the ones to blame!

You can punish her for being so overbearing by liking cocks and never gving her grankids. Muhahah.

Actually I'd never thought of using homosexuality as a revenge weapon before. Hmmmm interesting.

Rumad · 28 Sep 2004, 11:13

we have a new kitten and because he is such a pain in the arse we have called him taz (for tazmanian devil).

He cry's scratches and beats up our 3 year old jack russell and our other cat will not be in the same room as him (who is four).

On top of that the kitten is actually scared of the 2 rabbits in the garden.

Saying all that all our animas are cute, wouldn't swap them for anything

As for your living with your mom I don't know how you can. I could never move in with my mother again - she does my head in as it is and I don't live anywhere near her

Structural Integrity · 28 Sep 2004, 11:26

The idea of leaving home has been circling around in my head for a while now (months that is), but so far I'll take my chances of turning gay for the cheap living.

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 11:35

I am back temporary but yeah, it's pretty crap although my mother doesn't mind my business at all.

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 11:43

To be honest the fact that there always has been and still is a constant male influence in my house has probably saved me from flying the rainbow banner and sinking 'cruisers' with my pink torpedo.

Overbearing mothers are a curse of childhood and generally most of adulthood until someone dies.

Since my mother does my head in most of the time, I'd not particuarly like one of those unconfortable close gay son - mum relationships. I'd sooner hack off a limb with a dull rusted swiss army knife with the only blade available being that thing that takes stones out of horses hooves.

Moving back home after university has taught me that no matter how much money you save, you'll end up spending more on psychatrists bills.

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 11:58

maybe you just need to kill your mother after a good raping session

Rumad · 28 Sep 2004, 12:00

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Moving back home after university has taught me that no matter how much money you save, you'll end up spending more on psychatrists bills.

This made me laugh, but you are totally correct.

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 12:22

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Originally Posted by Rumad

This made me laugh, but you are totally correct.

Parents, the really screw you up. I doubt there is one person alive who hasn't been in some way mentally affected (in the bad sence of the word) by their parents actions.

There should be some law against them or something, we should all be raised by super-robots.

Rumad · 28 Sep 2004, 12:27

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Parents, the really screw you up. I doubt there is one person alive who hasn't been in some way mentally affected (in the bad sence of the word) by their parents actions.

There should be some law against them or something, we should all be raised by super-robots.

I love my mom, but i seriously could never ive with her again. Although she treats me like an adult, she scrutinises everything you do if you are in front ot her. Thats a fate worse than death. I was really glad to move ut back into my own home.

I think thats acceptable when you are under 20 ish, but when you are 28 (which is what I was at the time) I think its unacceptable.

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 12:29

OK i am out of this thread

IncubusGod · 28 Sep 2004, 12:37

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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

OK i am out of the closet

Edited for slanderous comedic effect.

Summanus · 28 Sep 2004, 12:39

Love cats

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Sunday8pm · 28 Sep 2004, 16:31

Dull irish twat who should be hanging from a tree makes sweeping generalisations and unprovokedly and unashamedly derides forum regular who's been around a lot longer than him with immature post.

If I were you I'd shove him on ignore and not rise to his bait... it seems the only satisfaction he can gain from life is getting one up on someone by an underhand method, which is prolly why so many shit things justifiably happen to him.

SilverSmoke · 28 Sep 2004, 16:55

ah well, if some faggot on the internet wants to come over like some angsty teenage asshole, that's all good to me. Since this POTW thingy some of the GD regulars, including Incubusgod are trying so desperately hard to come over as being clever and witty, it's just pathetic.

Embroglio · 28 Sep 2004, 17:16

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Originally Posted by Flavius

sup

roadrunner_0 · 28 Sep 2004, 17:18

to be fair i couldnt live with any of my family again, and failry soonish i dont even want to be living with housemates, i like my own space, and i have found that that is something that you can never get in a family home :/

back to the thread: i circumvent the evil pet problem by not having any pets, although my GF has loads and they are very well behaved

Marilyn Manson · 28 Sep 2004, 18:04

The only thing cats are good for is as a source of nourishment in times of extreme famine.

roadrunner_0 · 28 Sep 2004, 18:05

or selling to the local kebab shop in times of severe financial hardship?

Marilyn Manson · 28 Sep 2004, 18:06

Indeed.

roadrunner_0 · 28 Sep 2004, 18:17

which reminds me, did your student loan come through then? did i miss you posting that it had come through?

Stew · 28 Sep 2004, 18:23

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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

which reminds me, did your student loan come through then? did i miss you posting that it had come through?

Yes, yes you did miss it...

roadrunner_0 · 28 Sep 2004, 18:37

dsmn, its all this going to the GF's on a weekend from work on a friday, i miss so much

IncubusGod · 29 Sep 2004, 08:29

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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

ah well, if some faggot on the internet wants to come over like some angsty teenage asshole, that's all good to me. Since this POTW thingy some of the GD regulars, including Incubusgod are trying so desperately hard to come over as being clever and witty, it's just pathetic.

I was just kidding around in this thread, I assumed everyone else was too. Don't take it seriously, I didn't.

My posting has nothing to do with POTW. I will reply to things in the same manner I've done on here for the past four years, with tounge usually planted well in cheek.

Apart from posts on serious issues I'm concerned about, I always try to keep it light.

SilverSmoke · 29 Sep 2004, 08:33

you just hurted my feminine feelings man

IncubusGod · 29 Sep 2004, 08:40

You can borrow my hankie if you want.

It's handmade silk.