Re: Student Loans
I phoned up Student Finance Direct, and the young woman on the other end of the line assured me that the loan will come through tommorow. Apparently my university, for purposes unknown to either knowledge or reasoned speculation, failed to inform them that I was actually a returning student until today. Hence the loan was not released.
One day the university shall implode under the weight of it's own cack-handed bureaucracy. I know this.
Then I shall rule the North of the humberlands, hugely enriching myself sexually, materially and financially at the expense of the labouring classes, living a life of wild debauchery in the style of the great despots of ancient times.
But first, I shall attend the societies fair, tommorow in the union building.
Saddle the horses; to the campus!
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