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Unread 9 Jan 2006, 12:42   #1
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Cheney Sweepstakes
With the rather disappointing news that Arial Sharon looks like he will live, albeit as a human version of a cabbage, Short term Sharon related sweepstakes have collapsed.

But lo and behold, we have a new entrant to the sweepstakes. It looks like even Cheney might be shuffling off this mortal coil:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4594992.stm

so how long has he got?
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Re: Cheney Sweepstakes
From what I can tell, he doesn't actually have a heart - nor does he have blood, it's pure Iraqi oil flowing through his veins.


So not for a couple of years .
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney was taken to George Washington Hospital early Monday experiencing shortness of breath, a spokeswoman said. He was released four and a half hours later.

Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said Cheney was taken to the hospital at 3 a.m. He was released about 7:30 a.m. Doctors found his EKG, or electrocardiogram, unchanged and determined he was retaining fluid because of medication he was taking for a foot problem.

Cheney, who has a long history of heart problems and has a pacemaker, was placed on a diuretic at the hospital.

A foot ailment forced Cheney to use a cane on Friday.

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McBride said the foot condition was not related to surgery last September to repair aneurysms behind both knees or the 64-year-old vice president's lengthy history of heart problems. He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest.

A side effect of some anti-inflammatory medications is fluid retention, which can cause swelling and shortness of breath and strain the heart muscle.

Fluid can also leave the circulatory system and accumulate in various parts of the body, including the lungs, which can cause a shortness of breath.

The condition is usually treated with a diuretic.

Bohannon reports Cheney has a history of heart problems but this does not appear related.

Cheney has a long history of health problems and suffered his first heart attack in 1978 when he was 37. Ten years later, after his third heart attack, he had quadruple bypass surgery to clear clogged arteries.

Cheney, who has not suffered a heart attack since he became vice president in 2001, began a daily exercise program in 2000 and started eating healthier.

He quit smoking in 1978 and takes medication to lower his cholesterol.
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He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest.
Implant a special pacemaker? More like a chestbuster a la Alien. It'll explode out one day, just you wait...
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Republicans dont die, they just sell their shares and liquidise their assets
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He seems to be OK.
I'm bitterly disappointed. We could have had some fun and the bastards have to go and live.
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Maybe they already died and we are being run by a race of Zombie world leaders!
Zombie FDR is behind the scenes, controlling alll.....
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that I wouldn't mind, apart from the smell.
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