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24 Nov 2005, 04:37
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USS Oklahoma
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It's Hammer Time
A murder trial is about to begin in Stockton-on-San-Joaquin.
This is being prosecuted by another attorney in my office.
The defendant is accused of having beaten a couple of family members to death with a hammer.
One of the wits in the office suggested to the attorney that she should play "It's Hammer Time" by MC Hammer. ( An old rap song for the young among you.)
A small chuckle was had at this witicisim.
Yesterday, a group of prospective jurors was brought to the courtroom for jury selection.
Guess who was on the panel?
Yep.
MC Hammer, himself.
He was defered until a later date as he had a contract which would have been breeched if he had been required to sit at this time.
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24 Nov 2005, 04:42
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I am.
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Re: It's Hammer Time
I will always be very very fond of you as a friend.
I will always (and i advise you to do the same my friend) defer to, love and adore The Lady xxxxx (Edited because it is not right and never right to speak of a lady behind her back).
But I will never understand prosecutor mentality. The Defendant is a human being you know ...
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24 Nov 2005, 04:52
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Gallows humor. Very common in the states.
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24 Nov 2005, 04:59
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Re: It's Hammer Time
rotter!!
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24 Nov 2005, 05:19
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mmm.. pills
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Re: It's Hammer Time
heh, I believe you just hit irony squarely on the head *
* wasn't intentional.. honest!
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24 Nov 2005, 05:29
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1up on you
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Re: It's Hammer Time
thats just too weird, but funny
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24 Nov 2005, 15:20
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Cool.
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24 Nov 2005, 15:23
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Gone
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Re: It's Hammer Time
heh. I love this.
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24 Nov 2005, 15:50
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Near the knuckle chuckle
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24 Nov 2005, 21:48
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Absoloutely Brilliant.
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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25 Nov 2005, 10:23
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
Doesn't MC Hammer live in Oakland?
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He was born there, but he bought a house in Fremont, California ,which he had been forced to sell. I have no idea about his current whereabouts, but my guess would be that he still lives around there somewhere.
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25 Nov 2005, 21:04
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Re: It's Hammer Time
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Originally Posted by Green Spit
mc hammer is playing on the radio right NOW!
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out of curiosity, which of his numerous hits are they playing?
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25 Nov 2005, 21:57
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: It's Hammer Time
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
Doesn't MC Hammer live in Oakland?
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Oakland is in the next county over from me, as is Fremont.
About seven years ago MC Hammer moved to Tracy a town twenty miles west of Stockton and about thirty miles east of Fremont. It is near the county line but on our side. I was unaware he was a resident until this happened.
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28 Nov 2005, 11:52
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Re: It's Hammer Time
Quote:
Originally Posted by Green Spit
you cant touch this...da da da da..hammertime
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"For the members of the Jury, Exibit A, the bloodstained hammer... please sir, you can't touch this"
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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28 Nov 2005, 11:52
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Re: It's Hammer Time
isn't he a christian evangelist minister now?
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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28 Nov 2005, 20:33
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Re: It's Hammer Time
For the record, there's no MC Hammer song by the name of "Hammer Time". There is, however, "U can't touch this", which features the phrase "hammer time". It's his biggest hit, of course.
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29 Nov 2005, 08:10
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: It's Hammer Time
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Originally Posted by Radical Edward
isn't he a christian evangelist minister now?
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Yes
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30 Nov 2005, 17:46
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Back from timeout.
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Re: It's Hammer Time
SEE, IF CALIFORNIA DIDN'T HAVE SUCH STRICT GUN LAWS, THE (victim\killer) COULD HAVE (defended themselves\killed them quicker).
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