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1 Mar 2005, 00:38
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POTW Nominations.
Rules again:
- Nominations are open throughout the week, but close on the last day of that week. Polling then takes place for three days, starting on the first new day of the next week. For the purposes of the POTW competiton, Sunday will be considered the last day of the week, and Monday will be considered the first.
- You cannot nominate a post by yourself.
- You may only nominate a post that was posted during the week in question. For example, you cannot nominate a post that was posted on the 2nd to go through to the vote for the week of the 20th. Posts not from the week in question will be discounted. Obviously, this means that when the nomination thread is first posted, on Monday, there may not be anything to nominate; this will of course change as the week progresses.
- Only one nomination per poster. Second, third, fourth nominations, etc, will be discounted.
- This is only applicable to GD posts.
- Nominations which are subsequently deleted are invalid. Sowwy.
- Nominations must have links to said post and a direct quote. If you are nominating a 'witty' post or retort, then it is encouraged that you also quote the post that the witticsm was in response to for purposes of clarity.
For example:
I nominate this post by Marilyn Manson:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...pyoursfaggot50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
(Example)
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- Only nominated posts go through to the vote.
- All valid nominations go through to the vote.
- Admins and Mods can nominate posts, and they will be subject to the above rules.
- There will be no official 'interference' in the process. Whichever post people like the best, wins.
The thread is open until Monday! Monday I tells ye! Montag!
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1 Mar 2005, 00:45
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: POTW Nominations.
No poll?
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1 Mar 2005, 00:55
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Gone
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
No poll?
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No penis fondling?
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1 Mar 2005, 00:58
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
No penis fondling?
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Only at Easter and Christmas.
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1 Mar 2005, 00:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: POTW Nominations.
No punctual ferrous voles?
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1 Mar 2005, 01:00
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Thats likely a little too complex for the current intelligence level in this thread.
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1 Mar 2005, 01:17
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Gone
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Re: POTW Nominations.
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Originally Posted by skiddy
and Christmas.
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Hartburn Methodist Church - Taking it up the ass in celebration of Jesus' birth this Christmas. Tombola, Bring and buy, and raffle throughout the day. Children and pets welcome.
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1 Mar 2005, 11:53
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...0&postcount=22 mainly for this bit
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
It might be quite difficult to get to that stage, but everyone does in the end. I, for example, was a member of these boards for over 19 years before I noticed that Marilyn Manson is the same as Marilyn Manson!
As you can probably imagine, this was a revelation that touched the very core of my being. Now I'm seeing patterns everywhere; "Frank Lampard" who played in the Carling Cup final at the weekend has the same name as the "Frank Lampard" who played against Barcelona in the Champions League!
Where will it end?
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1 Mar 2005, 14:39
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,676
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...6&postcount=36
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chika
I see this as an attention bit. You couldn't possibly be the real MM because you spend to much time on the boards and MM couldn't possibly be that lame. I must admit, that you do have more fame than I though, because noone mailed me any cool letters like that. It is cool right? Thats why you posted it right?
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P.S Please THINK before you reply, because I will exploit any senseless reply. It has been far to easy to make the so called "I'M 1337" crowd here look like idiots. Give me a little competition.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i am not quite sure why
but there is something about you that makes me want to stove your head in with a shovel
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For truth.
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3 Mar 2005, 21:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: POTW Nominations.
God this is a low nomination week. And christ knows I'm not the man to fix it.
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3 Mar 2005, 22:11
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Dear Sir/Madam,
In response to your letter, the Manson Organisation (Henceforth 'ManOrgan') has taken measures to rectify the situation. Namely:
1) We have made it plain that the Yahwe? brand name is the property of Yahwe INC and it's wholly owned subsidiaries.
2) ManOrgan has discotinued it's line of Yahwe? dolls, lunchboxes, pencil sharpeners, pencil cases, rulers, fountain pens, dinner plates, cuttlery sets, plastic camping chairs, lemon sponges, tea caddys, stools, venetian blinds, wicker waste paper baskets, cupholders, crucifixes, shampoo, conditioner, poster copies of Liberty Leading the People (with bonus lifesized cardboard Yahwe?), 'culuring bi numbers' giftset, bath robes, bath towels, soaps, toasters, hat boxes, porcelain wire fixtures, hard hats, lifesized stain resistant plastic inflatable dolls ('With nipples that get hot and life-like suction experience?.), and customised wheelchairs, and has advised retailers to withdraw these items from the shelves.
ManOrgan has made it plain that at no point was it attempting to illegally trade off the Yahwe? brandname.
3) ManOrgan issues a formal appology for any distress, suffering, excitement, or confusion caused.
Sincerely,
Manton Maryson,
Head of Public relations and Vice President of ManOrgan.
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/newrep...eply&p=2839825
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3 Mar 2005, 22:29
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Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: POTW Nominations.
i wish i could nominate a post by myself. alas
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4 Mar 2005, 00:18
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
i wish i could nominate a post by myself. alas
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You never post anything decent though.
The only reason we accept your presence here is that you moderate some other section of this godforsaken forum.
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4 Mar 2005, 00:49
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...96&postcount=8
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...1&postcount=11
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_Jakiri
I haven't even met this woman. And I'm your wife god damnit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_Jakiri
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Isnt "Bitch" a more appropriate term for the relationship?
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True.
I haven't even met this bitch. And I'm your wife god damnit.
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4 Mar 2005, 17:26
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...46&postcount=4
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
The prosecution intends to show that Mr Rankin is a liar.
In his statement of March 4th, 2005, Rankin requests assistance in his search for information. He lures his unassuming victim in with a plea for help and that he needs an answer 'quickly'
This is where Rankin's open dishonesty is revealed. The user Nonentity replies to Rankin's request a massive 14 minutes after it is placed. This would seem to justify Rankin's need for assistance, as it has taken this length of time, an eternity in Internet time, for the information to be found.
HOWEVER, Nonentity then replies again, a mere 3 minutes after his original post, showing that whatever information he found was easily available, and that Rankin's original request for a quick response was merely a fabrication, and that the real reason for the request is that Mr Rankin is
FAT AND LAZY AND SWEATS LIKE A PIG AND WHEN HE WALKS THE GROUND SHAKES
The Prosecution rests, m'lud.
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7 Mar 2005, 12:33
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: POTW Nominations.
I nominate this part of a post by CrashTester ( http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...7&postcount=34), because it´s just so damn fine etc. and it sure made me think some original thoughts about CT. It´s not somuch because I agree with him because I don´t, but just to attest that someone can amaze you at any time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
I mean, how can a moderator who self confesses to having mood swings between suicide one day and euphoria the next be in any way trusted with such a general, egotistical rule as that?
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7 Mar 2005, 12:56
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Retired VGN
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: In a country without a proper word for "sane"
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Re: POTW Nominations.
From thisthread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I got the link this morning.
My suspicions were first raised by the fact that the person sending this said "omg this is funny!" (note the abbreviation and lack of capital letter).
This to me seemed odd, as, by and large, he is not the kind of person who indulges in such frivolity.
Then I noticed the time the message was sent. 00:00. Significant? And the date? 07/03/2005?
I knew it must be a sign of the growing illuminati hold over our lives.
I sprung into action. Gathering up my loved ones, I stuffed them into the back of a van, which I promptly sent over a cliff. Better to die quickly now than live in endless pain under the illuminated ones.
After this, I ran into the center of Cambridge, and dug up the supply of AK47's that some wag had buried under Sydney's lawn at the end of the Civil War. Now armed to the teeth, I made my way to city hall, where one shot later the mayor, and the illuminati control over the town was gone.
The only person left to "remove" was the university Vice Chancellor. Get rid of Alison Richard, and the city would be free forever.
Unfortunately, the Illuminati had mobilized. On the way there, I was accosted by a group of policemen, who babbled something about several counts of murder. Ignoring these obviously phoney charges, I shot the policeman, and moved on. Just as I was reaching my destination, the sinister overlords decided to step up their campaign. An armed response unit swarmed out from The Senate House, and they, with the help of some kind of gas, took me down.
They threw me in a cell, and told me I was "going down" for a long time. I pleaded with them to see reason, but they couldn't see past the trumped up murder charges, so in my cell I remained.
Using my phone call, I connected to the internet, to warn the world of the coming peril. So here I am.
Get out of England, GDers! Get out while you still can!
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7 Mar 2005, 20:15
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...&postcount=112
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYMM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TSM
I leave the sucking of cock
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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7 Mar 2005, 20:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Where's the damn poll?
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7 Mar 2005, 20:35
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: POTW Nominations.
This post from this thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaio
Well, after your last disappearence we all thought you had died in some bizarre sex and anally inserted drugs shocker. TBH it was all a bit of a letdown when you returned and you were fine
~Vaio~
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7 Mar 2005, 20:38
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Gone
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Need to fix your link there Meaty.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:39
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Henry Kelly
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Need to fix your link there Meaty.
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You're such a ****ass.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:41
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Gone
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Don't make me take away your facepaints, clownshoe.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: POTW Nominations.
You still haven't answered my poll based question.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:44
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Need to fix your link there Meaty.
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fix0r0x0r3d
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7 Mar 2005, 20:45
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
You still haven't answered my poll based question.
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Must be sucking ****s.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:48
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Gone
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Must be sucking ****s.
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No.
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7 Mar 2005, 20:49
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: POTW Nominations.
****s, not cocks.
ps POLL DAMN YOU. :heart:
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